Anagrammy Winners by Jesse Frankovich

All the winning anagrams by Jesse Frankovich from the Anagrammy Awards.

TOPICAL CATEGORY, December 2002:
1st - Jesse Frankovich with:
O Little Town of Bethlehem =
No hotel to befit them well.

 

AWARDSMASTER'S CHOICE CATEGORY, February 2003:
2nd - Jesse Frankovich with:
We believe in One Lord, Jesus Christ, the only Son of the Father. =
For He chose his Twelve able friends to listen on the journey.

 

TOPICAL CATEGORY, March 2003:
1st - Jesse Frankovich with:
US disarms Baghdad =
G. Bush raids Saddam.

 

OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, March 2003:
eq.1st - Jesse Frankovich with:
The Persian Gulf =
Pin US flag there?

 

MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, April 2003:
1st - Jesse Frankovich with:
"Today, President Bush announced he's been mispronouncing the name of Iraq all along. He said it's actually pronounced Syria." =
Our uneducated leader employs a questionable change in his plan to crush/destroy fiendish, annoying, non-compliant Arabs.

 

GENERAL CATEGORY, May 2003:
1st - Jesse Frankovich with:
Natural medicine =
I cured an ailment.

 

TOPICAL CATEGORY, June 2003:
1st - Jesse Frankovich with:
Afghanistan liberated =
A fight ends Taliban era.

 

GENERAL CATEGORY, July 2003:
1st - Jesse Frankovich with:
The articulate person =
He utters a clear point.

 

GENERAL CATEGORY, August 2003:
1st - Jesse Frankovich with:
American Education =
An academic routine.

 

TOPICAL CATEGORY, August 2003:
1st - Jesse Frankovich with:
The hidden weapons of mass destruction =
No one's found them, as this was predicted.

 

OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, August 2003:
1st - Jesse Frankovich with:
Sport Utility Vehicle =
I've this city polluter.

 

ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, September 2003:
1st - Jesse Frankovich with:
The Yellow Brick Road =
Dorothy & likable crew.

 

PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, October 2003:
1st - Jesse Frankovich with:
Ray Kroc, the founder of McDonald's =
Cooked my order for lunch, and fast!

 

GENERAL CATEGORY, November 2003:
2nd - Jesse Frankovich with:
The desert oasis ~
does ease thirst.

 

RUDE CATEGORY, November 2003:
1st - Jesse Frankovich with:
The rock star groupie =
Care to go up her skirt?

 

AWARDSMASTER'S CHALLENGE CATEGORY, November 2003:
1st - Jesse Frankovich with:
The fortieth anniversary of the assassination of President John Fitzgerald Kennedy =
A jarring shot on that sad, stern Friday invokes fifteen dozen inferential hypotheses.

 

AWARDSMASTER'S CHOICE CATEGORY, January 2004:
3rd - Jesse Frankovich with:
President Bush's State of the Union Address =
Phrases used had tidbits of utter nonsense.

 

RUDE CATEGORY, February 2004:
1st - Jesse Frankovich with:
Bare breast on television =
Observable tit seen on air!

 

GENERAL CATEGORY, March 2004:
2nd - Jesse Frankovich with:
Dusty room =
Musty odor.

 

PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, March 2004:
1st - Jesse Frankovich with:
Famous director Steven Spielberg =
Genius observer created top films.

 

GENERAL CATEGORY, April 2004:
3rd - Jesse Frankovich with:
Computer station meltdown =
We lost important document!

 

PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, April 2004:
1st - Jesse Frankovich with:
William Shakespeare, the Immortal Bard of Avon =
I am a hero and master of verbal skill with a poem.

 

OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, April 2004:
1st - Jesse Frankovich with:
Asian Continent =
Ancient nations.

 

GENERAL CATEGORY, June 2004:
eq.3rd - Jesse Frankovich with:
Cigarette caution labels =
I'll abuse it to get a cancer.

 

MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, June 2004:
1st - Jesse Frankovich with:
Idol (n.) 1, an image of a deity, used as an object of worship. 2, a person or thing adored or revered. 3, a phantom; a false idea. =
American Idol (n.) 1, a phone-judged affair. 2, beloved performer it adopted as its winner. 3, a so-so yahoo heard on a stage.

 

AWARDSMASTER'S CHOICE CATEGORY, July 2004:
3rd - Jesse Frankovich with:
Apprentice (n.): one bound by indenture to serve another for a prescribed time period, so as to learn an art or trade. =
'The Apprentice' (n.): an adored on-air contest -- observe as arbiter Donald Trump berates one poor intern: "You're fired!"

 

PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, August 2004:
1st - Jesse Frankovich with:
Republican Candidate George W. Bush =
Build on war; bugger peace and ethics.

 

RUDE CATEGORY, August 2004:
1st - Jesse Frankovich with:
The symptoms of diarrhea =
A hot shit sprayed from me!

 

AWARDSMASTER'S CHOICE CATEGORY, September 2004:
2nd - Jesse Frankovich with:
Adult film star =
A tall, firm stud.

 

GENERAL CATEGORY, September 2007:
3rd - Jesse Frankovich with:
Erotic sexual paintings =
Intoxicating pleasures.

 

GENERAL CATEGORY, October 2007:
2nd - Jesse Frankovich with:
Nuclear testing facility =
Flattening a city is cruel.

 

RUDE CATEGORY, January 2015:
1st - Jesse Frankovich with:
Exploring a cute snatch =
Graphic sexual content.

 

TOPICAL CATEGORY, February 2015:
1st - Jesse Frankovich with:
Caliphate doing evil =
A chilling videotape.

 

ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY, February 2015:
1st - Jesse Frankovich with:
"Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them." - William Shakespeare
=
I argue some have rare prime genes, whereas some have basic rotten genes, and all make thrusts to pass them on.

 

SPECIAL CATEGORY, February 2015:
3rd - Jesse Frankovich with:
A good limerick's no trouble to fashion:
Avoid lines that are metrically clashin',
Bring together some rhymes,
Build in humor at times,
And enjoy it. For some, it's a passion!

=

A good anagram's tougher; that's plain.
Look, one critical rule does constrain:
Every letter to finish.
Boom! Solutions diminish.
Sometimes dire, shabby filth may remain (J).

GENERAL CATEGORY, March 2015:
1st - Jesse Frankovich with:
The cigar consumer =
Cancer sure got him.

 

TOPICAL CATEGORY, March 2015:
1st - Jesse Frankovich with:
Senate Republicans =
True incapableness.

 

PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, March 2015:
1st - Jesse Frankovich with:
Author Christopher E. Hitchens =
Atheist hero; he isn't pro-church.

 

SPECIAL CATEGORY, March 2015:
3rd - Jesse Frankovich with:
KISS ME, I'M IRISH
Gaelic Storm

Old songs and old stories,
They keep us alive.
Without our past,
We would never survive.
I am my island,
My island is me,
So you know what you can do
If you don't like what you see...

Kiss me, I'm Irish!
I am the wild rover.
My eyes they are smiling,
And I'm seldom sober.
I like my whiskey,
And I love to dance,
So if you're feeling as lucky as me, take a chance,
And kiss me, I'm Irish...

My heart beats a jig,
And me blood, it flows green.
I've been a rogue and a rambler
From ocean to sea.
And I like a Bevy,
Now and then, that I'll never deny.
But I only drink on the days of the week that end with a 'y'.
I'm no saint, I'm no sinner,
Of that there's no doubt.
I'll tell you the truth,
I am the one that your grandmother warned you about...

Dublin, Milwaukee, Cleveland and Cork,
Kerry, Chicago, Armagh, New York,
Belfast and Boston, Donegal and DC,
Raise your glasses and sing, sing, sing with me...

Kiss me, I'm Irish!

=

MAKE ME A SANDWICH
Garlic Item

Cold meats, cheese, and veggies,
They keep us alive.
Without the bread,
We would never survive.
I like Thousand Island,
Herbs and mayo and soy,
So you know what you can do
To my hunger destroy...

Make me a sandwich!
I'm abdominally greedy.
My tummy is rumbling,
I'm sesame seedy!
I like olive oil, dressing,
And I love my life,
So if you're sensing the feeling in me, take a knife,
And make me a sandwich...

My gut is so sore!
So I'll need a whole meal.
I like savory flavors
From okra to veal.
And I like a radish
Now and then, I will say.
But I only cook on the days of the week that end with a 'k'.
I'm obese, I'm not thinner,
Of this there's no doubt.
I'll tell you my chosen kinds
I shan't do without...

Monte Cristo, Hawaiian, Turkey on Toast,
Grinders and Gyros, Burritos and Roast,
Peanut Butter and Raisin Jelly,
Raise your slices and bring, bring, bring them to me...

Hurry, make me a sandwich!

GENERAL CATEGORY, April 2015:
1st - Jesse Frankovich with:
Fine print at the bottom =
Often the important bit!

 

SPECIAL CATEGORY, April 2015:
1st - Jesse Frankovich with:
From you have I been absent in the spring,
When proud-pied April dress'd in all his trim
Hath put a spirit of youth in every thing,
That heavy Saturn laugh'd and leap'd with him.
Yet nor the lays of birds nor the sweet smell
Of different flowers in odor and in hue
Could make me any summer's story tell,
Or from their proud lap pluck them where they grew;
Nor did I wonder at the lily's white,
Nor praise the deep vermilion in the rose;
They were but sweet, but figures of delight,
Drawn after you, you pattern of all those.
Yet seem'd it winter still, and, you away,
As with your shadow I with these did play.

=

A TIMELY SONNET

Sweet spring is in the air this time of year;
Pink flowers do break through winter's dreaded grey.
Rain falls upon the earth in droplets clear;
In muddy puddles youths will wildly play.
Now tulips fill up every shady bed;
Green turf ensued with shoots of timothy.
In far, wide opportunities ahead,
New upward growth with health, viridity.
Throughout the pretty trees around the lawn,
Hear honeybees resume their happy hum.
Embodied in the warmth of every dawn,
A hint of sultry summer yet to come.
It's time to dearly hail this season of
Renewal and rebirth of life and love.

GENERAL CATEGORY, May 2015:
Eq3rd - Jesse Frankovich with:
The nuclear Armageddon =
Human race led to danger.

 

LONG CATEGORY, May 2015:
1st - Jesse Frankovich with: THE UNITED STATES

1. Alabama
2. Alaska
3. Arizona
4. Arkansas
5. California
6. Colorado
7. Connecticut
8. Delaware
9. Florida
10. Georgia
11. Hawaii
12. Idaho
13. Illinois
14. Indiana
15. Iowa
16. Kansas
17. Kentucky
18. Louisiana
19. Maine
20. Maryland
21. Massachusetts
22. Michigan
23. Minnesota
24. Mississippi
25. Missouri
26. Montana
27. Nebraska
28. Nevada
29. New Hampshire
30. New Jersey
31. New Mexico
32. New York
33. North Carolina
34. North Dakota
35. Ohio
36. Oklahoma
37. Oregon
38. Pennsylvania
39. Rhode Island
40. South Carolina
41. South Dakota
42. Tennessee
43. Texas
44. Utah
45. Vermont
46. Virginia
47. Washington
48. West Virginia
49. Wisconsin
50. Wyoming

=

1. Christian
2. Like Canada
3. Arid, hot
4. Had Clinton
5. Irrigation
6. Skiing maniacs
7. New Haven
8. First
9. Senior citizens await death
10. Atlanta
11. Aloha
12. Gem nickname
13. Obamatown
14. Hoosiers
15. Hawkeyes
16. Jayhawks
17. Louisville
18. Bayou
19. Acadian
20. Annapolis
21. Red Sox
22. Snow in the woods
23. Vikings
24. Magnolia
25. Show-me
26. Near Canada
27. Huskers
28. Casinos
29. Granite
30. Shore
31. Santa Fe
32. Yankees
33. Initial aviation
34. Sioux
35. I saw Amish in it
36. Sooners
37. Portland
38. Keystone
39. Ocean
40. A warm coast
41. Rushmore
42. Volunteers
43. Gargantuan
44. Mormon
45. Dairy
46. Old Dominion
47. Rain
48. Appalachia
49. Milwaukee
50. Mountains

SPECIAL CATEGORY, May 2015:
1st - Jesse Frankovich with:
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

GENERAL CATEGORY, June 2015:
2nd - Jesse Frankovich with:
Post-nasal drip syndrome =
Pardon my snot dispersal.

 

MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, June 2015:
1st - Jesse Frankovich with:
Egad! So the other day I sure was surprised, beaten up by this cross and firm-bosomed woman while in the elevator.
=
I was staring at her boobs when she said, "Would you please press one?" So I did. I don't remember very much after that.

 

SPECIAL CATEGORY, June 2015:
2nd - Jesse Frankovich with:
As a decrepit father takes delight
To see his active child do deeds of youth,
So I, made lame by Fortune's dearest spite,
Take all my comfort of thy worth and truth;
For whether beauty, birth, or wealth, or wit,
Or any of these all, or all, or more,
Entitled in thy parts, do crowned sit,
I make my love engrafted to this store:
So then I am not lame, poor, nor despised,
Whilst that this shadow doth such substance give
That I in thy abundance am sufficed,
And by a part of all thy glory live.
Look what is best, that best I wish in thee:
This wish I have; then ten times happy me!

=

For Father's Day, I oftentimes do get
Another stripey necktie with a clip,
That thousandth fruitcake, old-time hobby kit,
Hand-molded ashtray with a little chip;
Else handy tools to tidy up the yard,
Restore the cars, or tend the barbecue;
Some pithy oaths within a vivid card,
'Dad's number one!' 'World's best!' to name a few,
And warm thoughts for a day of ease for me.
Yet whether weighty, childish, vast or small,
Gifts anyhow are not the point to see;
It's suitable to smile upon them all.
For fathers know the one that lies above
The rest is simply this: a child's love.

RUDE CATEGORY, June 2015:
1st - Jesse Frankovich with:
Inspect a turd =
A putrid scent!

 

OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, July 2015:
1st - Jesse Frankovich with:
The State of California =
Noise, heat, traffic... a lot!

 

SPECIAL CATEGORY, July 2015:
3rd - Jesse Frankovich with:
THE STAR-SPANGLED BANNER

O say can you see, by the dawn's early light,
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming,
Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight
O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming?
And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there.
O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

=

THE TSAR'S MANGLED SHAM-HAIR
(Bad Rug to Be Elected)

O say can we see, through the Don's pearly whites,
What so foully he wails, rich with greed that's unflagging?
Those brash statements appall; they go well to the Right,
With the wrong, snobby talk and perpetual bragging.
And the rotter's affairs, errors bursting on air,
Gave proof to the Left the guy isn't all there.
O say does that tsar's mangled sham-hair yet wave
O'er the brand that is he: e'er o'erblown and depraved?

GENERAL CATEGORY, August 2015:
2nd - Jesse Frankovich with:
I am sensing through that set called ~
sight, hearing, taste, smell, and touch.

 

PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, August 2015:
1st - Jesse Frankovich with:
The Republican Donald Trump =
A rich, pampered, blunt old nut!

 

OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, August 2015:
1st - Jesse Frankovich with:
The Republicans =
Buncha reptiles!

 

SPECIAL CATEGORY, August 2015:
2nd - Jesse Frankovich with:
SICK

"I cannot go to school today,"
Said little Peggy Ann McKay.
"I have the measles and the mumps,
A gash, a rash and purple bumps.
My mouth is wet, my throat is dry,
I'm going blind in my right eye.
My tonsils are as big as rocks,
I've counted sixteen chicken pox
And there's one more - that's seventeen,
And don't you think my face looks green?
My leg is cut, my eyes are blue -
It might be instamatic flu.
I cough and sneeze and gasp and choke,
I'm sure that my left leg is broke -
My hip hurts when I move my chin,
My belly button's caving in,
My back is wrenched, my ankle's sprained,
My 'pendix pains each time it rains.
My nose is cold, my toes are numb,
I have a sliver in my thumb.
My neck is stiff, my voice is weak,
I hardly whisper when I speak.
My tongue is filling up my mouth,
I think my hair is falling out.
My elbow's bent, my spine ain't straight,
My temperature is one-o-eight.
My brain is shrunk, I cannot hear,
There is a hole inside my ear.
I have a hangnail, and my heart is - what?
What's that? What's that you say?
You say today is . . . Saturday?
G'bye, I'm going out to play!"
=
RICH

"I ought to be the president,"
Said Donald Trump, the malcontent.
"I have a zillion dollars, see.
I'm filthy rich, so vote for me!
My house is huge, my purse is big,
I'm such a chauvinistic pig.
My kickbacks are backed up by goons,
I'm sacking sixteen rival loons -
I'm number one in seventeen,
And don't you think my wealth's obscene?
My mug is smug, my skin is tan,
I'm glaringly my greatest fan.
I blame and brag and screech and cuss,
My empire's way luxurious.
My plan's to raise that fence and then
Let's make this nation great again!
My money's crisp, my team excels,
I have the finest prime hotels.
My teeth are fake, my wife is hot,
I'm naughty on my private yacht.
My nose is high, my shit don't stink,
I barely care what people think.
My blood is blue, my lawn is green,
I think my hair is mighty keen.
My brain's acute, my heart is grand,
My sound bites are in high demand.
My stock is up, I cannot lose,
I'm always in the nightly news.
I have a hyena, and my housekeeper - what?
What's that? What's that you say?
You say today is . . . Voting Day?
G'bye, I'm dropping out to play!

GENERAL CATEGORY, September 2015:
1st - Jesse Frankovich with:
The political system =
Mostly pathetic lies.

 

ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, September 2015:
1st - Jesse Frankovich with:
The top women's professional tennis player =
Serena Williams oft preys on the opponents.

 

LONG CATEGORY, September 2015:
1st - Jesse Frankovich with:
THE PRESIDENTS OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

1. Washington
2. Adams
3. Jefferson
4. Madison
5. Monroe
6. Adams
7. Jackson
8. Van Buren
9. Harrison
10. Tyler
11. Polk
12. Taylor
13. Fillmore
14. Pierce
15. Buchanan
16. Lincoln
17. Johnson
18. Grant
19. Hayes
20. Garfield
21. Arthur
22. Cleveland
23. Harrison
24. Cleveland
25. McKinley
26. Roosevelt
27. Taft
28. Wilson
29. Harding
30. Coolidge
31. Hoover
32. Roosevelt
33. Truman
34. Eisenhower
35. Kennedy
36. Johnson
37. Nixon
38. Ford
39. Carter
40. Reagan
41. Bush
42. Clinton
43. Bush
44. Obama

=

1. Mount Vernon
2. Sam's cousin
3. Monticello
4. James
5. fifth
6. John's son
7. Old Hickory
8. had sideburns
9. Tippecanoe
10. John
11. TN governor
12. hero general
13. Millard
14. Franklin
15. bachelor
16. Honest
17. Andy
18. Ulysses
19. nineteenth
20. assassinated
21. Chester
22. Grover
23. Benjamin
24. Grover again
25. Ohioan
26. Colonel
27. fat
28. Woodrow
29. Teapot Dome
30. Calvin
31. Herbert
32. New Deal
33. Harry S
34. Ike
35. shot
36. Lyndon
37. evil scum
38. Gerald
39. nut farmer
40. Ronald
41. Texan
42. intern affair
43. such a fool
44. Barack

SPECIAL CATEGORY, September 2015:
1st - Jesse Frankovich with:
An acrostic sonnet anagram of Shakespeare's Sonnet 73.

That time of year thou mayst in me behold
When yellow leaves, or none, or few, do hang
Upon those boughs which shake against the cold,
Bare ruin'd choirs, where late the sweet birds sang.
In me thou see'st the twilight of such day
As after sunset fadeth in the west;
Which by and by black night doth take away,
Death's second self, that seals up all in rest.
In me thou see'st the glowing of such fire,
That on the ashes of his youth doth lie,
As the deathbed whereon it must expire,
Consumed with that which it was nourish'd by.
This thou perceiv'st, which makes thy love more strong,
To love that well which thou must leave ere long.

=

This time of year, when weather starts to cool,
Has such a healthy harvest to pursue.
Each teacher and each youth goes back to school;
Fun hayrides through the pumpkin patch ensue.
All Hallows' Eve is nigh, with tasty sweets;
Leaves change in hue; the whirling winds will blow.
Light hours decrease; the end the warmth then meets,
Harsh signs of wintry white about to show.
A blithesome, chatty, most kindhearted mood
Relaxin' with the kiddies in the den,
Vast bounty of seductive hearty food
Enmeshing with a football game (or ten!).
So with the thought of how we feel much blessed,
This season fits, undoubtedly the best.

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