Anagrammy Winners by Jon Gearhart

All the winning anagrams by Jon Gearhart from the Anagrammy Awards.

SPECIAL CATEGORY, October 1998:
1st - Jon Gearhart with:
Cheating Death Itself

 

RUDE CATEGORY, November 1998:
1st - Jon Gearhart with:
If you're skeptical, that's okay. Just make the call and see for yourself. My job is to inform you, your job is to make your own decision. =
My job? A skill. I screw you, too. Your job? To take my jism anally. Make your decision soon - I found fifty other ass- fuckers out there, ape.

 

SPECIAL CATEGORY, March 1999:
1st - Jon Gearhart with:
Piano Man

 

GENERAL CATEGORY, June 1999:
eq.1st - Jon Gearhart with:
Stipend =
Spend it.

 

AWARDSMASTER'S CHOICE CATEGORY, June 1999:
Jon Gearhart with:
The Hunting of the Snark: an Agony in Eight Fits

 

 

RUDE CATEGORY, July 1999:
1st - Jon Gearhart with:
Buster Hymen =
Enter my bush!

 

SPAM CATEGORY, July 1999:
1st - Jon Gearhart with:
Check this out! Too much fun!! Magic tricks, jokes, photos, recipes, WAV's, and fun. A lot of fun. See me tie a necktie, one-handed, in one second, blindfolded. Then, I tear up a newspaper and restore it. I'll teach you magic. 1000 photos for wallpaper. Free slideshow programs. A LOT of recipes. A ton of really cool helpful links of all types.
=
We use spam to amuse us. I'll confess, I have loads of fun getting cocky spam accounts killed off. Please remit an appropriate fee ($1000) ASAP to: Jon Gearhart's recent address -- no phone calls. You'll be shipped out a hot, poop-like concoction within like a week as reminder. Hurry! Don't elect to hold off or flinch -- the offer will end.

 

SPECIAL CATEGORY, July 1999:
3rd - Jon Gearhart with:
Imagine

 

RUDE CATEGORY, August 1999:
1st - Jon Gearhart with:
Erection? Thrust it on in. =
O, insert it into her cunt!

 

SPAM CATEGORY, August 1999:
1st - Jon Gearhart with:
P.S. To be promptly removed from any future emails from us please just "reply" to this message and type the single word "remove" in either the subject field or in the message text itself. It's that easy. And in most cases you will be removed from future email lists within 24 hours!
This E-mail was sent by an independent marketing company and we appologize for any inconvenience.
Under Bill S.1618 Title III passed by the 105th U.S. Congress this E-mail can not be considered "spam" as long as we offer you a no-cost way to remove your name and E-mail address from our mailing list.
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I wouldn't respond in if I were you, ninny; it's a pimpish way dirty rotten 'closet' spammers in general test if they've reached correct addresses on active e-mail accounts. Surprise!! You're name is probably sold (fast) to umpteen master mailing lists. Some hide behind the laws by giving you options to tell them to delete your name. While it seems extremely logical and safe, some superlosers (big net zeroes) make advantages of loopholes and bombard countless men and women with juvenile, spam-type stuff. They suffer. No fair! It's a sin!! I'm fumin' mad!!! -- Jon Gearhart

 

SPECIAL CATEGORY, August 1999:
eq.2nd - Jon Gearhart with:
A Dream by Edgar Allan Poe

 

SPECIAL CATEGORY, August 1999:
eq.2nd - Jon Gearhart with:
Fire and Ice by Robert Lee Frost

 

SPECIAL CATEGORY, September 1999:
eq.1st - Jon Gearhart with:
Song by Edgar Allan Poe

 

SPECIAL CATEGORY, December 1999:
3rd - Jon Gearhart with:
To the Holy Spirit

 

TOPICAL CATEGORY, February 2000:
1st - Jon Gearhart with:
South Carolina Republican Primary =
Bush popularity ran o'er liar McCain!

 

TOPICAL CATEGORY, September 2000:
1st - Jon Gearhart with:
The United States Olympian Michael Johnson repeats as the 400-meter dash champion =
Athlete steals 400 second time? Ahh... poetry in motion. Perhaps he's just a damn machine!

 

SPECIAL CATEGORY, October 2000:
2nd - Jon Gearhart with:
The Land of Beyond

 

OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, April 2014:
1st - Jon Gearhart with:
Google Translate =
Not ALL goes great...

 

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