Anagrammy Winners by Julian Lofts

All the winning anagrams by Julian Lofts from the Anagrammy Awards.

GENERAL CATEGORY, July 2013:
Eq3rd - Julian Lofts with:
The Lourdes miracles =
All his tumors recede

 

GENERAL CATEGORY, August 2013:
2nd - Julian Lofts with:
The adult movie actress =
The customer salivated.

 

TOPICAL CATEGORY, November 2013:
1st - Julian Lofts with:
Monty Python reunite to pay off their mortgages =
Sort of pithy-potty-humor-generating-money feat

 

GENERAL CATEGORY, February 2014:
2nd - Julian Lofts with:
The First Step to World Peace =
"Stop!" I reflected, "Stop the war!"

 

OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, August 2014:
1st - Julian Lofts with:
The San Andreas Fault =
Unsafe land's a threat.

 

GENERAL CATEGORY, October 2014:
3rd - Julian Lofts with:
Underwear fetishism =
Um, are fishnets weird?

 

SPECIAL CATEGORY, January 2015:
1st - Julian Lofts with:
Send in the Clowns

Isn't it rich?
Are we a pair?
Me here at last on the ground,
You in mid-air..
Where are the clowns?

Isn't it bliss?
Don't you approve?
One who keeps tearing around,
One who can't move...
Where are the clowns?
Send in the clowns.

Just when I'd stopped opening doors,
Finally knowing the one that I wanted was yours.
Making my entrance again with my usual flair
Sure of my lines...
No one is there.

Don't you love farce?
My fault, I fear.
I thought that you'd want what I want...
Sorry, my dear!
And where are the clowns
Send in the clowns
Don't bother, they're here.

Isn't it rich?
Isn't it queer?
Losing my timing this late in my career.
And where are the clowns?
There ought to be clowns...
Well, maybe next year.

Stephen Sondheim

=

Draw The Cartoons

Charlie Hebdo
We mourn your loss.
Pens are mightier than the swords.
Charbonnier
Drew the cartoons

'I'm not afraid
Of retaliation
I'd rather die standing
Than live on my knees.'
Draw the cartoons
Keep penning cartoons.

Yes, we love truth,
Yet we want fun.
Entertainment
Has enemies with a gun.
We should limit this nonsense
They will need cheering up.
Charlie Hebdo
Keep penning cartoons.

Why, why, why, why?
Mohammed is game.
Egg them on with wit,
Please draw cartoons.
We need cartoons -
Only funny,
Pithy, worthy.

An eye for an eye
(In Maori it's 'utu')
Quixotic tilting at windmills.
Nurture seventeen.
Who will draw the cartoons?
There should be cartoons...
Yes, they're essential!

GENERAL CATEGORY, February 2015:
1st - Julian Lofts with:
The cardiac surgeon =
A heart-rescuing doc!

 

OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, April 2015:
1st - Julian Lofts with:
The Shroud of Turin =
Undershirt of Thou

 

ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, July 2015:
1st - Julian Lofts with:
"Sweet Freedom: A Devotional" by Sarah Palin =
Leader of Tea Party has no enviable wisdom.

 

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