Anagrammy Winners by Neil Ramsay

All the winning anagrams by Neil Ramsay from the Anagrammy Awards.

GENERAL CATEGORY, January 2007:
eq3rd - Neil Ramsay with:
Late Shift? ~
That's life!

 

LONG CATEGORY, March 2007:
1st - Neil Ramsay with:
A lonely young lad is totally into tractors. He knows all the latest models.
One day though, he sees a tractor run over a dog and he becomes less interested in tractors because every time he thinks of them he is reminded of that poor old dog.

So, ten years pass and the lad (now a young man) walks into a bar with his girlfriend.
The girlfriend declares "God I hate it when it's so darn smoky in these places"
The lad takes a deep breath and then proceeds to breathe in all the smoke in the bar.
His girlfriend says "Man! how did you do that??"
The young man replied "Didn't you know that I'm an ex-tractor fan"

=

One weekend, a country lane walks into a pub and orders himself a drink.
Some other roads and lanes are all hanging out at the hotel bar too.

The old barman points over to the corner:
"See that motorway. I suggest you avoid him. He's the maddest road in here"

Only soon, a silly little orange dirt-track swaggers defiantly into the pub.

A chilling silence descends.

The motorway despondently downs his drink, hops deftly to his feet and makes for the fire exit.

"Hey, and I thought he was the maddest road in here?" says the lane.

The barman smiles:
"Indeed so, but that orange dirt-track is a cycle-path"

SPECIAL CATEGORY, May 2007:
1st - Neil Ramsay with:
Desiderata

SPECIAL CATEGORY, July 2007:
3rd - Neil Ramsay with:
Scotland the Brave

MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, September 2007:
1st - Neil Ramsay with:
Customer: "Waiter, waiter, what is this fly doing in my soup?" =
Waiter's tip: "Ahem, I would fancy he's trying to swim out sir."

 

OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, October 2007:
1st - Neil Ramsay with:
Great Britain's House of Lords ~
has inert, bourgeois old farts.

 

SPECIAL CATEGORY, October 2007:
2nd - Neil Ramsay with:
Sittin' in the mornin' sun

OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, November 2007:
1st - Neil Ramsay with:
The Bush Administration's foreign policy ~
is an upsetting, horrific myth based on oil.

 

SPECIAL CATEGORY, December 2007:
3rd - Neil Ramsay with:
Hope is the thing...

GENERAL CATEGORY, March 2008:
3rd - Neil Ramsay with:
Sad report =
Teardrops.

 

GENERAL CATEGORY, April 2008:
3rd - Neil Ramsay with:
Christian chorus =
It soars in church.

 

MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, April 2008:
1st - Neil Ramsay with:
bush (noun):
A single low plant with many branches that arise from or near the ground. =
Bush (person):
A snooty, lethal, incoherent, inhuman, wrathful, warmongering bastard.

 

GENERAL CATEGORY, May 2008:
3rd - Neil Ramsay with:
So draw ~
a sword.

 

ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY, May 2008:
Eq1st - Neil Ramsay with:
THE ELEPHANT
Hilaire Belloc

When people call this beast to mind,
They marvel more and more
At such a little tail behind,
So large a trunk before.

=

THE LAMB

Neil Ramsay

On all her farmland pasture,
The gentle lamb on her tiptoes.
The lovable, childlike creature,
Eh? Nice with boiled potatoes.

 

RUDE CATEGORY, July 2008:
1st - Neil Ramsay with:
I want her tits ~
in a wet t-shirt.

 

PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, August 2008:
1st - Neil Ramsay with:
Rebecca Adlington =
Gold can be certain

 

AWARDSMASTER'S CHOICE CATEGORY, October 2008:
Neil Ramsay with:
Vibrates =
It's a verb.

 

AWARDSMASTER'S CHOICE CATEGORY, January 2009:
3rd - Neil Ramsay with:
We yelled as one final ode for George W Bush ~
So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye.

 

GENERAL CATEGORY, February 2009:
3rd - Neil Ramsay with:
A hot actress =
At the Oscars.

 

GENERAL CATEGORY, May 2009:
1st - Neil Ramsay with:
Cold lager =
Clear gold.

 

GENERAL CATEGORY, September 2009:
1st - Neil Ramsay with:
First base
Second base
Third base
A home run =
Smooch
Rate breasts
Hand in briefs
Use a bed.

 

SPECIAL CATEGORY, July 2010:
2nd - Neil Ramsay with:
12 Haikus For 12 Months

TOPICAL CATEGORY, August 2010:
1st - Neil Ramsay with:
Pope said religion had ~
organised pedophilia.

 

PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, August 2010:
1st - Neil Ramsay with:
Springsteen =
Spent singer.

 

GENERAL CATEGORY, September 2010:
2nd - Neil Ramsay with:
Vatican doctrine =
A divine contract?

 

PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, May 2011:
1st - Neil Ramsay with:
Severiano Ballesteros =
Valor es sobresaliente.

 

GENERAL CATEGORY, August 2011:
2nd - Neil Ramsay with:
Dictatorships ~
dispatch riots.

 

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