Anagrammy Winners by Richard Brodie

All the winning anagrams by Richard Brodie from the Anagrammy Awards.

GENERAL CATEGORY, March 1998:
1st - Richard Brodie with:
Relatively knowledge-lean domains =
Well look, I evidently need anagrams.

 

GENERAL CATEGORY, April 1998:
1st - Richard Brodie with:
Male erectile dysfunction =
I can't fire semen, cutey doll.

 

GENERAL CATEGORY, May 1998:
1st - Richard Brodie with:
Yet another Internet religion survey =
Original sin yet true? Even thorny tree?

 

GENERAL CATEGORY, June 1998:
eq.1st - Richard Brodie with:
Jehovah's Witnesses =
The Jewish Son saves.

 

RUDE CATEGORY, September 1998:
1st - Richard Brodie with:
The President stuck cigars into my vagina =
Cunt? Depict it smoking. Give her an ass tray!

 

RUDE CATEGORY, October 1998:
1st - Richard Brodie with:
I have noticed guys staring at my... Well, that's another story! =
Horny amoral eyes view that naughty coed's startling tits!

 

ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, October 1998:
1st - Richard Brodie with:
In the beginning God created the Heaven and the Earth. =
Nothing. Then divine heated breath generated change.
A high-tech bang detonating event ended in earth here.

 

LONG CATEGORY, November 1998:
1st - Richard Brodie with:
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe:
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
=
'Twas eerie, and the evil worms
Did slither by. O, in the gloom,
All hairy were the maggot germs,
And bugs and bats, live, by the tomb.

OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, November 1998:
1st - Richard Brodie with:
Sleeman's Brewing & Malting Company Ltd. =
Mingling beer & lady's pants won't calm me.

 

SPECIAL CATEGORY, November 1998:
1st - Richard Brodie with:
Psalm 23

 

GENERAL CATEGORY, December 1998:
1st - Richard Brodie with:
The ampersand - why abolish it? =
I hate phrase with "and" symbol!

 

SPECIAL CATEGORY, December 1998:
1st - Richard Brodie with:
The Gettysburg Address, anagrammed into a rebuttal by Robert E. Lee.

 

LONG CATEGORY, January 1999:
1st - Richard Brodie with:
A Scout is: Trustworthy, Loyal, Helpful, Friendly, Courteous, Kind, Obedient, Cheerful, Thrifty, Brave, Clean, and Reverent. =
Lie! The boy of terror: Rotten, False, Berserk, Truculent, Rude, Uncivil, Elfish, Nasty, Cheap, Cowardly, Filthy, and Undevout.

OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, January 1999:
1st - Richard Brodie with:
Minced Lamb Veg Hotpot =
Belch, vomit and get mop.

 

SPECIAL CATEGORY, January 1999:
1st - Richard Brodie with:
Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee; blessed art thou among women, and blessed be the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy Mary, mother of God, pray for us sinners, now and at the hour of our death. Amen.
=
Numerous Rosary's: by them we let earth fondly honor a noble, beautiful matriarch, wife of Joseph, and daughter of Israel, by whom and through whom the goodness of the Master is fully demonstrated.
=
The Holy Mom would be horrified at this folly. What a bad and enormous waste of human energy. When men repeat formula to honor Christ, God refuses. Beads debase. Just thoroughly transform thy life!

 

LONG CATEGORY, February 1999:
1st - Richard Brodie with:
Can one go upon hot coals, and his feet not be burned? =
So, can he pee on ice and both of gonads not turn blue?

LONG CATEGORY, March 1999:
1st - Richard Brodie with: [Esther 3:12]
Then were the king's scribes called on the thirteenth day of the first month, and there was written according to all that Haman had commanded unto the king's lieutenants, and to the governors that were over every province, and to the rulers of every people of every province according to the writing thereof, and to every people after their language; in the name of king Ahasuerus was it written, and sealed with the king's ring.
=
A day short of two weeks into Nisan, the husband of Vashti gave silver unto a cruel Agagite who wanted to kill every man, woman, and child of Mordecai's people on the thirteenth of Adar. So then the charming, pretty Esther, a poor, free teenage virgin who gained acceptance in the royal courts, ventured to flirt with the king, who then, preferring to trust her, reversed the sentence, arresting and even killing the demented tyrant.

PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, April 1999:
1st - Richard Brodie with:
Russian leader, Nikita Kruschev bangs shoe on table in the General Assembly =
Ha! I see angry, bald, soleless barbarian kicks heels at US government in the UN.

 

ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, April 1999:
1st - Richard Brodie with:
Alzheimer's Neurodegenerative Syndrome =
A long, severe, dire memory seizure. And then...
Memory reversing seizure, death. A lone end.
A neuron termed severely misorganized, eh?
Neurons vandalized. Her memory gets eerie.
Reveal unseen disorganized memory there.
Memory neutralized. Head's gone in reverse.

 

SPECIAL CATEGORY, April 1999:
1st - Richard Brodie with:
Upon an Usurer

 

LONG CATEGORY, May 1999:
1st - Richard Brodie with:
"All truth passes through three stages:
first, it is ridiculed;
next it is violently attacked;
finally, it is held to be self-evident."
- Schopenhauer
=
Experts' initial thrust? Voices taunt:
"Stupid! Silly! Childish! Flakey!";
then state: "Forget it! Dangerous! Evil!";
then: "Deft thesis! Clear as hell!"
- Brodie

 

LONG CATEGORY, June 1999:
1st - Richard Brodie with:
Preamble to the United States Constitution

 

LONG CATEGORY, July 1999:
1st - Richard Brodie with:
Question: Why did the blonde think she was so smart when it took her six months to assemble a jigsaw puzzle with only seven pieces? Answer: Because on the box it said "Two to four years"! =
Want to hear feminine joke? No? Well too bad! So, I saw very sexy, ditzy broad wax eloquent about prowess, but she's not the Whiz Girl she thinks she is. No Ms. Wise, she's a most pathetic dunce.

ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, July 1999:
1st - Richard Brodie with: [Proverbs 17:15]
He that justifieth the wicked, and he that condemneth the just, even they both are abomination to the LORD. =
Doth not the Jew tend to hate the Arab, and the Limey oft evoke Irish hate? Hatch not then the dumb injustice.
The Serb itcheth to hurt the Bosnian, and the holy jihad venom attacketh the Jew. Oh! Time-out! Find a detente!
It is the race of the black man that they jeered.Oh! the hate! Thumbs down! Then join united to hand it the veto.

 

SPECIAL CATEGORY, July 1999:
2nd - Richard Brodie with:
Bill of Rights

 

SPECIAL CATEGORY, September 1999:
3rd - Richard Brodie with:
Psalm 150

 

PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, October 1999:
eq.1st - Richard Brodie with:
Tonya Harding =
Darn hit! Agony!

 

SPECIAL CATEGORY, December 1999:
2nd - Richard Brodie with:
For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given

 

ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, January 2000:
1st - Richard Brodie with:
The battle for Elian's custody =
Best thou flee Castro, tiny lad.
Lad's tiny boat left to US. Cheer!
Nice lady lost, but, ah, tot's free!
Ha! Little boy ran, defects to US.
Abduct to Hell? No! It's "Stay free!"
Fidel Castro, the nut, steal boy?

 

SPECIAL CATEGORY, March 2000:
2nd - Richard Brodie with:
Psalm 136

 

SPECIAL CATEGORY, April 2000:
3rd - Richard Brodie with:
Psalm 83

 

OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, May 2000:
1st - Richard Brodie with:
The great pyramid of Cheops =
My God! Perfect Pharaoh site!

 

SPECIAL CATEGORY, May 2000:
eq.3rd - Richard Brodie with:
Psalm 148

 

ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, June 2000:
eq.1st - Richard Brodie with:
Venus de Milo =
I'm love's nude.

 

TOPICAL CATEGORY, August 2000:
1st - Richard Brodie with:
Russia turns down British and American submarine rescue offers =
Reds ruin it for crew: barbarous, inhuman minds refuse assistance.

 

SPECIAL CATEGORY, November 2000:
1st - Richard Brodie with:
A block anagram of Psalm 119 in 40 sections

 

SPECIAL CATEGORY, December 2000:
eq.2nd - Richard Brodie with:
A section-by-section anagram of Psalm 119.

 

LONG CATEGORY, January 2001:
1st - Richard Brodie with: [Job 2:3]
And the LORD said unto Satan, Hast thou considered my servant Job, that there is none like him in the earth, a perfect and an upright man, one that feareth God, and escheweth evil? and still he holdeth fast his integrity, although thou movedst me against him, to destroy him without cause.
=
If one's a marked man, and God has you in his sights, just throw in the towel and give it up, because nothing that you'd ever do can stop his course from it: from the death and the torture and the harm and the maiming and all the vile hell that he has in store. It's thy test to teach thee. Handle it!

 

OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, February 2001:
1st - Richard Brodie with:
The Palestine Liberation Organization =
Eager to ban, to annihilate, Zionist peril!

 

SPECIAL CATEGORY, August 2001:
3rd - Richard Brodie with:
Gringotts Equity (a Harry Potter poem)

 

SPECIAL CATEGORY, June 2002:
2nd - Richard Brodie with:
Song On May Morning

 

SPECIAL CATEGORY, October 2002:
2nd - Richard Brodie with:
A poem by Edgar Allan Poe, anagrammed into a paraphrase of a diametrically opposed poem by Hilda Doolittle (aka "H.D.").

 

AWARDSMASTER'S CHOICE CATEGORY, November 2002:
2nd - Richard Brodie with:
Saddam accepts UN resolution =
Do a mass destruction cleanup.

 

SPECIAL CATEGORY, December 2002:
3rd - Richard Brodie with:
Dunciad Variorum

 

SPECIAL CATEGORY, January 2003:
3rd - Richard Brodie with:
The Ballad of Mary Letourneau

 

SPECIAL CATEGORY, July 2003:
1st - Richard Brodie with:
Battle of the Books

 

SPECIAL CATEGORY, September 2003:
2nd - Richard Brodie with:
Enobarbus describing Cleopatra sailing on the river Cydnus

 

SPECIAL CATEGORY, October 2003:
3rd - Richard Brodie with:
An anagram of an excerpt from Othello, in which the names of some of the play's principal characters have been hidden.

 

AWARDSMASTER'S CHOICE CATEGORY, December 2003:
Richard Brodie with:
The love sonnet number One Hundred Forty Five by Shakespeare

 

 

SPECIAL CATEGORY, October 2004:
1st - Richard Brodie with:
Shakespeare's 17th sonnet anagrammed five different ways, with an additional constraint

 

SPECIAL CATEGORY, July 2005:
1st - Richard Brodie with:
Psalm 46

 

SPECIAL CATEGORY, August 2005:
1st - Richard Brodie with:
A poem by Lord Byron.

SPECIAL CATEGORY, April 2007:
2nd - Richard Brodie with:
Sonnet 71

SPECIAL CATEGORY, August 2007:
2nd - Richard Brodie with:
Venus Verticordia

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