Anagrammy Winners by Rick Rothstein
All the winning anagrams by Rick Rothstein from the Anagrammy Awards.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, October 2000:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
The Yugoslav President Slobodan Milosevic =
Damning evil policy, Serbs voted asshole out.
RUDE CATEGORY, October 2000:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
I please her vagina =
I have a large penis.
AWARDSMASTER'S CHOICE CATEGORY, November 2000:
2nd - Rick Rothstein with:
Safe And Easy Snoring Solution! =
Insert nose in ass of a young lad.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, December 2000:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
I demand a recount =
A dream continued.
RUDE CATEGORY, May 2004:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
An incestuous act =
Eat a cousin's cunt.
GENERAL CATEGORY, June 2004:
eq.3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
A college graduate =
Goal? Actual degree.
GENERAL CATEGORY, February 2005:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
Premenstrual syndrome =
Tampons render me surly.
PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY, March 2005:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
The Norwegian artist Edvard Munch =
Tortured hand-waving in "The Scream".
GENERAL CATEGORY, June 2005:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
For the evil that men do ~
doth live on after them.
AWARDSMASTER'S CHALLENGE CATEGORY, June 2005:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
The Austrian neurologist Sigmund Freud =
Guilt ensures anguish of a tortured mind.
RUDE CATEGORY, June 2005:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
A problem getting an erection =
Met girl... Nope! I can't get a boner.
RUDE CATEGORY, August 2005:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
Visit the bathroom =
Shit, bathe or vomit.
GENERAL CATEGORY, December 2005:
2nd - Rick Rothstein with:
Cognitive therapist: ~
"I've got rich patients!"
RUDE CATEGORY, February 2006:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
Ang Lee's film "Brokeback Mountain" =
I break all "men-fucking-men" taboos.
RUDE CATEGORY, April 2006:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
Homosexual partners =
Poor me... anal-sex hurts.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, May 2006:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
The Church of Scientology =
Goofy cult cons the rich, eh?
RUDE CATEGORY, May 2006:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
Use a personal lubricant... =
Rubs it on pleasure canal.
RUDE CATEGORY, August 2006:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
Breast augmentation surgery ~
guarantees men grab your tits.
GENERAL CATEGORY, September 2006:
3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
Memorial event =
Relive a moment.
GENERAL CATEGORY, October 2006:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
Religious fundamentalist =
Futile rituals in God's name.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, October 2006:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
The Gideons International =
An interest in God in a hotel.
OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, November 2006:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
Talking Jesus dolls... ~
It's all godless junk.
RUDE CATEGORY, February 2007:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
Incest is wrong, ~
screwing is not!
AWARDSMASTER'S CHOICE CATEGORY, March 2007:
Rick Rothstein with:
If asked, ~
ID's fake.
GENERAL CATEGORY, April 2007:
3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
'Drama queen' =
A damn queer!
GENERAL CATEGORY, June 2007:
3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
Monastery life =
I try no females.
RUDE CATEGORY, August 2007:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
An orgasmic release =
A large scream is one.
RUDE CATEGORY, November 2007:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
Vaginal intercourse =
Leaving a cunt rosier.
GENERAL CATEGORY, December 2007:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
Breast implant surgery ~
puts my set in larger bra.
RUDE CATEGORY, December 2007:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
Having a sex-change operation =
Oh, a penis-to-vagina exchanger.
GENERAL CATEGORY, January 2008:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
A lesbian romance =
I can bear no males.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, March 2008:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
Nailed to the Cross =
Leads one to Christ.
GENERAL CATEGORY, April 2008:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
A doctoral thesis =
It's read at school.
GENERAL CATEGORY, May 2008:
2nd - Rick Rothstein with:
Message in a bottle =
Item belongs at sea.
RUDE CATEGORY, May 2008:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
Delightful breasts =
Thus, bra gets filled.
RUDE CATEGORY, June 2008:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
She was a great lay =
A real sweaty shag.
GENERAL CATEGORY, July 2008:
2nd - Rick Rothstein with:
Actors and actresses =
Consecrated as stars.
RUDE CATEGORY, October 2008:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
The Vagina Monologues =
Gave to musing on a hole.
GENERAL CATEGORY, December 2008:
2nd - Rick Rothstein with:
Pleasing shape =
She's appealing.
RUDE CATEGORY, December 2008:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
The human reproductive system =
Her cunt... it's due to have my sperm.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, April 2009:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
Craigslist killer =
I strike call-girls.
RUDE CATEGORY, April 2009:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
A high school student: ~
"I'd shag hot cunt holes."
GENERAL CATEGORY, May 2009:
3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
Ill-gotten gains =
Silent gloating.
GENERAL CATEGORY, August 2009:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
The past generations =
Teenager: "Piss on that!"
GENERAL CATEGORY, December 2009:
2nd - Rick Rothstein with:
Scientific data =
I indicate facts.
AWARDSMASTER'S CHOICE CATEGORY, March 2010:
2nd - Rick Rothstein with:
The suicide bombers in Moscow =
Women subscribe to homicides.
GENERAL CATEGORY, April 2010:
3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
An emeritus professor =
Famous person retires.
GENERAL CATEGORY, June 2010:
2nd - Rick Rothstein with:
Nicotine addiction =
Idiotic and not nice.
TOPICAL CATEGORY, July 2010:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
Gulf shoreline =
Oil's flung here.
GENERAL CATEGORY, December 2010:
3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
A violent criminal =
Manic evil on trial.
RUDE CATEGORY, March 2011:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
Making love in bed =
Medieval "bonking".
RUDE CATEGORY, April 2011:
eq1st - Rick Rothstein with:
Catherine Middleton =
"Mind the erection, lad!"
GENERAL CATEGORY, June 2011:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
Suicide note =
I used it...once!
GENERAL CATEGORY, October 2011:
3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
The psychiatrist's couch =
Chat... it cures this psycho.
GENERAL CATEGORY, January 2012:
1st - Rick Rothstein with:
A lot of sins, hence... ~
the Confessional.
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