Anagrammy Winners by Rosie Perera

All the winning anagrams by Rosie Perera from the Anagrammy Awards.

GENERAL CATEGORY, November 2004:
1st - Rosie Perera with:
An apple each day keeps the doctor away =
Hey, claptrap! We eat peaches and do okay.

 

GENERAL CATEGORY, June 2005:
2nd - Rosie Perera with:
Internet addiction =
Cannot end it. I tried.

 

OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, June 2005:
1st - Rosie Perera with:
The Federal Witness Protection Program =
Tattlers get new ID, car, sniper-proof home.

 

AWARDSMASTER'S CHOICE CATEGORY, July 2005:
4th - Rosie Perera with:
The archaeological survey =
They go shovel crucial area.

 

GENERAL CATEGORY, April 2006:
1st - Rosie Perera with:
A marble statue =
Mute alabaster.

 

AWARDSMASTER'S CHOICE CATEGORY, July 2006:
eq2nd - Rosie Perera with:
Israel attacks Lebanon =
One state can kill Arabs.

 

AWARDSMASTER'S CHOICE CATEGORY, September 2006:
2nd - Rosie Perera with:
The cartoonist Matt Groening ~
got attention tracing Homer S.

 

PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, November 2006:
1st - Rosie Perera with:
United States President George W. Bush =
Unwise, desperate. Bet he's trusting God!

 

GENERAL CATEGORY, December 2006:
1st - Rosie Perera with:
Oral contraceptive =
I can protect a lover.

 

GENERAL CATEGORY, January 2007:
2nd - Rosie Perera with:
A child molester =
Mother calls: "Die!"

 

MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, January 2007:
1st - Rosie Perera with:
Hillary: "Perhaps there are better candidates for President than myself." =
Pat reply: Any fresh face is better than the present horrid, dismal leader!

 

AWARDSMASTER'S CHOICE CATEGORY, February 2007:
2nd - Rosie Perera with:

Bushido, meaning "Way of the warrior", is a Japanese code of conduct and a way of life, loosely analogous to the European concept of chivalry. Bushido developed between the 11th to 14th centuries as set forth by numerous translated documents dating from the 12th to 16th centuries. According to the Japanese dictionary Shogakukan Kokugo Daijiten, "Bushido is defined as a unique philosophy (ronri) that spread through the warrior class from the Muromachi (chusei) period."

The core tenets of Bushido date from as early as the 12th century as demonstrated by the earliest translations of Japanese literature and warrior house codes.

Under the Tokugawa Shogunate, Bushido became formalized into Japanese Feudal Law.

Inazo Nitobe, in his book Bushido: The Soul of Japan, described Bushido in this way. "...Bushido, then, is the code of moral principles which the samurai were required or instructed to observe... More frequently it is a code unuttered and unwritten... It was an organic growth of decades and centuries of military career."

=

Bush-ego, meaning "Way of the War President," is an American code of conduct, a swashbuckling way of life, loosely analogous to the Wild West cowboy ethic. Bush-ego developed in the run-up to the 2000 elections and became utterly intolerable in 2004. The turn of events in 2001 was quite instrumental in its ascension.

The core tenets of Bush-ego are:
- be audacious, a pious jackass, a hothead, a jerk, a fraud
- stay the course (Ha! Ha!)
- stand firm on Iraq (Ha! Ha!)
- stop a few terrorists from any attempts at jihad afoot on our territory (Ha! Ha! Ha!)
- read "Pet Goat" stories in your country's hour of terror (Duh!)
- be misunderestimated (Duh!)
- pose for photo ops (Duh!)
- decide, decide, decide! (Duh!)
- outdo Dad at war (Hee, hee!)

Under the Department of Homeland Security, Bush-ego became formalized into a distrust for the rule of law.

Karl Rove, in his book, Bush-ego II: Adieu: The Squashing of Iran, described it in this way: "Bush-ego, then, is a code of immoral principles which allows a brazen perjurer to hijack another country and inject discord and torture on its innocent residents."

 

GENERAL CATEGORY, April 2007:
1st - Rosie Perera with:
College graduation ceremony =
Local guy, art degree, no income.

 

SPECIAL CATEGORY, April 2007:
3rd - Rosie Perera with:
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during an icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without noticing his error, sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husbandís funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a big heart attack. The widow decided to check her email, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widowís son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My loving wife
Subject: Iíve arrived

I bet youíre surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. Iíve just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here!!!!

=

Bill Gates dies and turns up forthwith at the pearly gates (no pun intended), where he is told in an interview that they don't know whether to send him up to Heaven or down to Hell. Up for his heroic role in "a PC on every desk and in every home," or down for Microsoft software, and Windows in particular.

So while the Father and Son-Redeemer are making up their conjoined minds, they send him down for a sneak preview of Hades. It's uncrowded, a carefree society. Full of wonder; delicious food; palm trees; lovely, affectionate and erotic Hawaiian girls; camaraderie to outdo all earth camaraderie; comfy chairs; fine wine; aesthetic heirloom decor; no hotheaded war; no tedium; no outdated, humdrum, "thee-thou" church; free travel; all the coffee you can consume; riotous humour; accurate news media; infinite free education; and furthermore -- majorly awesome computers! (Steve Jobs is there, too.) Wowed, Bill does not need to see any more, and he tells them he has chosen to go to hell to settle there.

Seven days later, St. Gabriel drops in to see how Gates is doing down there, and finds the man huddled in a very dark, very hot pit, submerged up to his head in very evil smelling cow manure.

"Hi, there," says Gabriel. "How is it going here?"

"Just awful," says Bill, eyeing the messenger's crucifix. "Do breathe a whiff of this! Whew! This is nothing like what you showed me!"

"What? Oh, sorry," says the angel. "That was the beta version."

TOPICAL CATEGORY, July 2007:
1st - Rosie Perera with:
Inebriated astronauts =
Nausea started in orbit.

 

GENERAL CATEGORY, October 2007:
3rd - Rosie Perera with:
Volunteer firefighters ~
ever forfeit their lungs.

 

MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, October 2007:
1st - Rosie Perera with:
The U.S. Commission on International Religious Freedom =
I see one God in one soul. No matter if Christian or Muslim.

 

OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, January 2008:
1st - Rosie Perera with:
Yosemite National Park =
Area many like to stop in.

 

SPECIAL CATEGORY, January 2008:
1st - Rosie Perera with:
The Gashlycrumb Tinies

GENERAL CATEGORY, March 2008:
1st - Rosie Perera with:
Theological discussions =
God, soul, sin, social ethics.

 

ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, May 2008:
1st - Rosie Perera with:
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull =
All on set think Lucas and Ford enjoyed making this.

 

OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, May 2008:
1st - Rosie Perera with:
Microsoft touch-screen Windows =
I'd force consumers to switch now.

 

OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, July 2008:
1st - Rosie Perera with:
The National Candida Society =
A client had a yeast condition.

 

GENERAL CATEGORY, August 2008:
1st - Rosie Perera with:
Algae bio-fuels =
Usable foliage.

 

ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY, September 2008:
1st - Rosie Perera with:
I respectfully request to be relieved from the command of this army =
My protest delivered, I'm off to Quebec. It's normally much safer there.

 

GENERAL CATEGORY, November 2008:
3rd - Rosie Perera with:
The white Bengal tiger =
Being with large teeth.

 

GENERAL CATEGORY, December 2008:
3rd - Rosie Perera with:
Homeless shelter =
Shoes smell there.

 

GENERAL CATEGORY, January 2009:
3rd - Rosie Perera with:
Genetically modified organisms =
A farm site is meddling in ecology.

 

OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, January 2009:
1st - Rosie Perera with:
The Central African Republic =
Interracial place, but French.

 

AWARDSMASTER'S CHOICE CATEGORY, March 2009:
2nd - Rosie Perera with:
The banking crisis =
Rethinking basics.

 

MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY, May 2009:
1st - Rosie Perera with:
Miss California's breast implants funded by pageant=
And it seems super big tits and small brain can pay off.

 

GENERAL CATEGORY, July 2009:
3rd - Rosie Perera with:
Social networking =
I know girls at once.

 

ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY, August 2009:
1st - Rosie Perera with:
"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." =
Oh, that penman's unbroken personal cranial brilliance is seen in an equivalent, though briefer, familiar axiom: "Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it."

 

GENERAL CATEGORY, September 2009:
2nd - Rosie Perera with:
The airbrushing of models and celebrities =
Get rid of acne or this undesirable blemish.

 

TOPICAL CATEGORY, September 2009:
1st - Rosie Perera with:
Back-to-school sales =
A class book, clothes,...

 

PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, January 2010:
1st - Rosie Perera with:
Conan Christopher O'Brien =
Top honor in his NBC career.

 

ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, February 2010:
1st - Rosie Perera with:
Dante's Divine Comedy =
Vice, demons, and deity.

 

AWARDSMASTER'S CHOICE CATEGORY, May 2010:
2nd - Rosie Perera with:
Environmental Protection Agency? =
In reality, government cannot cope.

 

ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, July 2010:
1st - Rosie Perera with:
Paul the Prognosticating Octopus was right! =
Spain won a historic cup struggle. Go top that!

 

GENERAL CATEGORY, September 2010:
3rd - Rosie Perera with:
Computer newbies . =
IneptWebUser.com

 

GENERAL CATEGORY, November 2010:
1st - Rosie Perera with:
Time heals all wounds =
As well it should. Amen!

 

AWARDSMASTER'S CHOICE CATEGORY, December 2010:
Rosie Perera with:
Suffering a concussion =
Surface sign: confusion.

 

PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, January 2011:
1st - Rosie Perera with:
The American actor and director Charlie Chaplin =
I cheer lad in hat and iconic tramp character role.

 

GENERAL CATEGORY, February 2011:
1st - Rosie Perera with:
The right to peaceful assembly =
Public has met together safely.

 

PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, February 2011:
1st - Rosie Perera with:
Libyan strongman Muammar Gaddafi =
Aging, absurd, inflammatory madman.

 

ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY, January 2012:
1st - Rosie Perera with:
"This plot is the best I have seen all my life
For it raises the flowers and covers my wife"
=
I've always been selfish;
So I'm sad, left to rot.
I never was perfect;
My, this hellfire is hot!

 

TOPICAL CATEGORY, June 2012:
1st - Rosie Perera with:
Katie Holmes divorcing Tom Cruise =
"I am much irked over Scientologist."

 

GENERAL CATEGORY, July 2012:
3rd - Rosie Perera with:
The equestrian competition =
Quite a competent horse in it.

 

GENERAL CATEGORY, September 2012:
2nd - Rosie Perera with:
Dysfunctional family =
So I find my clan faulty.

 

TOPICAL CATEGORY, December 2012:
1st - Rosie Perera with:
Advent carols =
Ardent vocals.

 

ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, February 2013:
1st - Rosie Perera with:
The Monopoly game =
Money; map; hotel; "Go!"

 

TOPICAL CATEGORY, May 2013:
eq1st - Rosie Perera with:
Plane lands without landing gear in New Jersey =
And a jet spilling oil endangers the new runway.

 

GENERAL CATEGORY, September 2013:
1st - Rosie Perera with:
An apple for the teacher =
Real cheap of the parent!

 

GENERAL CATEGORY, December 2013:
1st - Rosie Perera with:
The probiotic supplement ~
helps butt emit nicer poop.

 

GENERAL CATEGORY, February 2014:
3rd - Rosie Perera with:
The can of sardines =
A dense fish carton.

 

GENERAL CATEGORY, March 2014:
1st - Rosie Perera with:
Peter O'Toole in "Lawrence of Arabia" =
A role in elaborate war epic of note.

 

TOPICAL CATEGORY, March 2014:
1st - Rosie Perera with:
Crimea votes to ~
act more soviet.

 

ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY, April 2014:
1st - Rosie Perera with:
April One. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four." - Mark Twain
=
What a piece of work is man,
how foolish, indeed rude,
that her man Henry,
with errant dexterity,
put underwear on his head.

 

AWARDSMASTER'S CHOICE CATEGORY, July 2014:
2nd - Rosie Perera with:
The Israel-Gaza conflict =
Crazies fight all at once.

 

GENERAL CATEGORY, December 2014:
1st - Rosie Perera with:
Buy homeowner's insurance ~
in case your new home burns.

 

GENERAL CATEGORY, January 2015:
3rd - Rosie Perera with:
The religious fanatics ~
fight tenacious Israel.

 

TOPICAL CATEGORY, January 2015:
1st - Rosie Perera with:
Mitt Romney bows out =
Bye to U.S. Mormon twit.

 

AWARDSMASTER'S CHOICE CATEGORY, February 2015:
Rosie Perera with:
A medically induced coma =
Am in calm decay, could die.

 

PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY, July 2015:
1st - Rosie Perera with:
Business mogul Donald Trump =
Dumbass on multiple grounds.

 

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