Anagrammy Winners by Tom Myers

All the winning anagrams by Tom Myers from the Anagrammy Awards.

GENERAL CATEGORY, July 1998:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Posted a file to the alt.anagrams newsgroup =
Not a smart shot. Please grow up and get a life.

 

OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, October 1998:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Fayetteville, North Carolina =
Fat violent reactionary hell.

 

ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, November 1998:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Broadstairs Lighthouse =
Abort ghoulish disaster.
Lost use harbor sight-aid.
Distraught sailor, he sob.
Abolisher so distraught.
Abolishers outright sad.

 

LONG CATEGORY, December 1998:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Twelve drummers drumming,
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a milking,
Seven swans a swimming,
Six geese a laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtledoves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
=
Final count's seventeen gals, twenty three birds, eight cows, plus a large musical group. Damn! I'm disdaining mean-skinned leveraging trends. Fixed reserves feeling limp, I'm needing large proven prearranged prime earnings. How will I get this damn VISA paid?

TOPICAL CATEGORY, January 1999:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Bosnian War Crimes =
Serbian racism won.

 

ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY, February 1999:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Easter Holiday =
Deathly, I arose!
Arise! Holy date.
Deity heal, soar.

 

TOPICAL CATEGORY, March 1999:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Warning to Milosevic =
Violent war is coming!

 

TOPICAL CATEGORY, April 1999:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Albanian Refugees =
A Serbian, a gun, flee!

 

RUDE CATEGORY, April 1999:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Morning erections =
Crooning "insert me!"

 

GENERAL CATEGORY, June 1999:
eq.1st - Tom Myers with:
Oust Milosevic =
Scum is too evil!

 

OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, July 1999:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Yosemite =
O my! See it!

 

GENERAL CATEGORY, August 1999:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Jury selection =
Rely on justice.

 

TOPICAL CATEGORY, August 1999:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Hurricane Warnings Posted =
A report: Wind, churning seas.

 

OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, August 1999:
1st - Tom Myers with:
United Parcel Service =
Accept, insure, deliver.

 

ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, September 1999:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Miss America Pageant =
I'm a greasepaint scam!

 

LONG CATEGORY, September 1999:
1st - Tom Myers with:
New Jersey Division of Alcoholic Beverage Control =
So enjoy a cool beer while driving. Not clever? Fiasco!

OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, October 1999:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Intel Celeron Processor out =
Serious teen-porn collector.

 

ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, January 2000:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Contains full frontal female nudity =
Nice tan, so artfully flaunted on film.

 

RUDE CATEGORY, January 2000:
1st - Tom Myers with:
The traveling salesman =
Vaginas: enters them all!

 

OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, January 2000:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Hustler Magazine =
Amazing slut here!

 

AWARDSMASTER'S CHOICE CATEGORY, February 2000:
3rd - Tom Myers with:
The IRA remains defiant on disarmament =
Sinn Fein: I am a mean, mad, hated terrorist.

 

OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, March 2000:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Museum of Modern Art, New York (The MOMA) =
To humour Tom Myers, frame naked women.

 

ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, April 2000:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Who was that masked man, riding on the white horse, with all the silver bullets? =
Ah! An absurd kids show! It's The Lone Ranger TV show with the William Tell theme.

 

GENERAL CATEGORY, May 2000:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Lesbian perversity! =
Britney Spears live!

 

GENERAL CATEGORY, June 2000:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Suspicious character =
Has curious practices.

 

ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, June 2000:
eq.1st - Tom Myers with:
Britney Spears, live, on the stage =
Tiny teen. Gasp! I love her breasts!

 

GENERAL CATEGORY, July 2000:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Famous traditional southern wedding march =
A dirt farmer with a loaded shotgun 'n' no music.

 

SPECIAL CATEGORY, July 2000:
3rd - Tom Myers with:
A list of Dr Seuss books.

 

GENERAL CATEGORY, August 2000:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Years of neglect meant ~
a legacy of resentment.

 

RUDE CATEGORY, August 2000:
eq.1st - Tom Myers with:
This is a new device which will double your penis size -- it's guaranteed! =
Scientist: with a hard willie so big, seduce ladies whenever you unzip!

 

OTHER NAMES CATEGORY, August 2000:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Firestone radial tires =
Inferior -- disaster tale!

 

ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, September 2000:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Letterman tonight =
Late night torment.

 

RUDE CATEGORY, December 2000:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Foreign exchange student =
French! I get tongue and sex!

 

TOPICAL CATEGORY, February 2001:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Israel: Sharon versus Barak =
Real risk! Has Arabs nervous!

 

GENERAL CATEGORY, May 2001:
2nd - Tom Myers with:
Internet spam =
It's permanent.

 

TOPICAL CATEGORY, June 2001:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Blair wins the election =
The liberal won - it's nice!

 

GENERAL CATEGORY, January 2002:
2nd - Tom Myers with:
Adult novels =
Love and lust!

 

ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY, March 2002:
1st - Tom Myers with:
He's a legend in his own mind =
Neil Diamond, when he sings.

 

TOPICAL CATEGORY, March 2002:
1st - Tom Myers with:
Celibacy in the priesthood =
Choir boys end pathetic lie!

 

GENERAL CATEGORY, April 2002:
2nd - Tom Myers with:
Macular degeneration =
Cruel damage on retina.

 

TOPICAL CATEGORY, April 2002:
1st - Tom Myers with:
The hunt for Osama bin Laden ~
has not found the lamebrain.

 

GENERAL CATEGORY, April 2007:
2nd - Tom Myers with:
Medical Examiners ~
excel amid remains.

 

GENERAL CATEGORY, May 2007:
2nd - Tom Myers with:
Solar experts ~
explore stars.

 

GENERAL CATEGORY, August 2009:
2nd - Tom Myers with:
Lasting relationship =
Thrilling, passionate.

 

GENERAL CATEGORY, January 2010:
3rd - Tom Myers with:
Computer malware =
Worm alert came up.

 

GENERAL CATEGORY, November 2010:
2nd - Tom Myers with:
Big bucks are central to ~
creating a blockbuster.

 

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