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A collection
of nursery rhymes. |
mirror mirror on the wall,
who's the fairest of them all?
|
not maria the slim wet elf...................
horror! horror! walt himself!!!!!!!!
|
Baa, baa, black sheep,
Have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir,
Three bags full;
One for the master,
And one for the dame,
And one for the little boy
Who lives down the lane. |
Moo, brown bullock,
have any beef?
Yes, sir peter,
Several, (was her belief.)
One to Abigail N.,
Another to Heather t.,
And also the fond lady
Down at my flashy house, see! |
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall;
All the King's horses, and all the King's men,
Couldn't put Humpty together again. |
Ugly puppy amused on the dirt,
Ugly puppy that falls, get hurt.
all thy animals, knights attend - well damn!
Me: no thanks! huh? get a doctor, ma'am! |
Mary, Mary, quite contrary
How does your garden grow?
With silver bells and cockle shells
And pretty maids all in a row. |
Larry, larry, (not harry!)
What's queer close to your grass, dad?
Give bicycle tall, worm small
He noted nine pink widows mad! |
Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
How I wonder what you are.
Up above the world so high,
Like a diamond in the sky.
Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
How I wonder what you are. |
Kill, kill with a deadly arrow
with keen stone we throw.
Gun, push a button, hit
Easy in new era! motive to do it?
Kill, kill with a deadly arrow
with keen stone we throw. |
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe,
She had so many children she didn't know what to do.
She gave them some broth without any bread,
Then whipped them all soundly and put them to bed. |
Hi! a mad hopeless widow with the damn bad kids
rave,
(To husband cold) urgent lament, we won't behave.
Hard hidden method: no mutton, then thrash - see!
Ohh, heedless. wait, why not play monopoly? |
Little Boy Blue,
Come blow your horn.
The sheep's in the meadow,
The cow's in the corn.
Where's the little boy
Who looks after the sheep?
He's under the haystack,
Fast asleep. |
Purple Kid,
blow the trombone!
Chase the other loose bullock,
The free swine you own.
Where's the child
That fetches the swan?
hot siesta, lay by the sea -
The sleepy moron!!!!!!! |
Mary had a little lamb,
Its fleece was white as snow,
And everywhere that Mary went
The lamb was sure to go. |
Tammy had a wee wallaby,
Easy! not the nicer sweet rat.
Must follow her weaving, -
weird harmless beast, that. |
Half a pound of tupenny rice
Half a pound of treacle
That's the way the money goes
Pop goes the weasel. |
Say, an omelet we feed on,
lettuce, hash, a waffle floppy...
Or air? not enough cash?
Gosh, detonate the puppy!!! |
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
And so are you |
Sari's a dress
ere letter due, -
Sausages are brown!!!
O, i love you. |
Tinker
Tailor
Soldier
Sailor
Rich man
Poor man
Beggarman
Thief |
pilgrim
railman
children
fireman
tortoise
kangaroo's
a bother!!! |
Sticks and stones may break my bones
But words will never hurt me. |
Muskets, vast rabies slew my body
but remarks went on? no, children! |
