GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Christopher Sturdy | 53 | Malnourishment = The norm in a slum. |
2 | Julian Lofts | 30 | The adult movie actress = The customer salivated. |
3 | Ivan Andonov | 22 | Being sober = No big beers. |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 17 | Halo, wings, stationed in Heaven = That's how I envisioned an angel. |
5 | nedesto | 13 | Spare the rod, spoil the child = Poor little chap, he's reddish! |
5 | Larry Brash | 13 | Anabolic steroids = Soon clear it is bad. |
5 | Scott Gardner | 13 | True loves of a person = Ever part of one's soul. |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 13 | "The greatest prayer is patience" - Buddha = Busy? Rapid heart? Sit there and get peace. |
9 | George Sicherman | 11 | Your call is important to us = Our prim antics to stall you. |
10 | Tyler Severance | 10 | A date which will live in infamy = Navy fell with nice, mild Hawaii. |
10 | Mark Huffman | 10 | Am fit ‡ I'm fat! |
12 | Rosie Perera | 9 | Flogging a horse to death = Go hit the old nag for ages. |
13 | Ellie Dent | 8 | A whole gestation = A while to get a son. |
13 | Ed Pegg Jr | 8 | Double escrow = Could be worse. |
15 | Adie Pena | 7 | A conspiracy theory = Hey, no CIA story crap! |
15 | Jason Lofts | 7 | Me, a psychiatrist? = I'm a psyche artist. |
17 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 5 | On the wrong side of history = For ones to deny who is right. |
18 | Tony Crafter | 4 | The witness for the prosecution has said in ~ court she saw one thief and it is this person. |
18 | View | 4 | Religion is the opium of the masses = I see this group; Islam is one of them. |
20 | Rick Rothstein | 3 | Conspiracy theories = Critics arose: "Phoney!" |
Total points: | 260 | from 45 votes (DFE factor: 0.444) |
1 | Scott Gardner | 42 | Pablo Picasso, Three Musicians = A painter's cubism phase is cool! |
2 | Adie Pena | 31 | "Traditional ~ art? Not I!" (Dali). |
3 | nedesto | 29 | The painting of The Last Supper by Leonardo da Vinci = Forty silver coins leapt up behind a poignant death. |
4 | Tony Crafter | 26 | Artist Salvador Dali's 'Retrospective Bust of a Woman' = "No arms but I've a world-class pair of tits," orated Vesta. |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 26 | "The Sounds of Silence" = Teens find soul's echo. |
4 | Ellie Dent | 26 | 'Sunflowers' masterpiece by Vincent Van Gogh = Can preserve glow of my bunch in vase setting. |
7 | Rick Rothstein | 17 | The Miley Cyrus "lust finger" = My gesture is filthy n' cruel. |
8 | Tyler Severance | 16 | Clarice Starling in The Slience of the Lambs = Enter final act, she sees a moth circling Bill. |
9 | View | 13 | Leonardo da Vinci's 'The Mona Lisa' = O, her odd Italian smile on canvas! |
10 | George Sicherman | 10 | Anabolic steroids = Bloat aids in score. |
11 | Meyran Kraus | 8 | Michael Bay's 'Transformers: Dark of the Moon' = A sort of random monster film by a sheer hack. |
12 | Christopher Sturdy | 7 | Four Weddings And A Funeral = Found drear, as ending awful. |
13 | Jason Lofts | 6 | Miley Cyrus's plastic "lust finger" = Music clip: rest gyrates sinfully. |
14 | Mark Huffman | 1 | Musicians Robin Thicke, Pharrell, and T.I. = Trio kinship - catch "Blurred Lines" mania! |
Total points: | 258 | from 45 votes (DFE factor: 0.311) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 50 | The Assad regime = Gas is made there. |
2 | Mark Huffman | 31 | Miley Cyrus' "twerkings" = Yucky girl merits news?! |
3 | Rosie Perera | 30 | Martin Luther King Junior's "I Have a Dream" speech = His rap: "Let justice arrive here among humankind." |
4 | Christopher Sturdy | 27 | The Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt = I help to murder them by shooting |
5 | Scott Gardner | 23 | The producer Simon Cowell = Child report so unwelcome. |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 20 | Bradley Manning comes out as Chelsea = Reasonably modest masculine change? |
7 | Julian Lofts | 16 | Explosive breast implants now a terror threat = A vile terrorist bosom thwarts an expert panel. |
8 | Adie Pena | 14 | The genocide in Damascus, Syria = Chaotic! Did enemy use sarin gas? |
9 | Tyler Severance | 10 | Scorching fire = Chronic griefs. |
9 | Tony Crafter | 10 | Britain threatens legal action against Spaniards = Nation's anger: Gibraltar isn't a Hispanic state. Deal? |
9 | View | 10 | Paul White = I up wealth. |
12 | Ellie Dent | 9 | The deaths in Cairo = Each in hated riots. |
13 | Ivan Andonov | 7 | Yelena Isinbayeva's controversial comment = “I may not see lesbian lovers on CCTV in my area.” |
14 | Jason Lofts | 6 | Two children are strangled by an escaped python = Serpent gladly destroyed NB* pair. What, no chance? |
Total points: | 263 | from 45 votes (DFE factor: 0.311) |
1 | Scott Gardner | 33 | Private Bradley "Chelsea" Manning = Serviceman helping betray a land. |
2 | nedesto | 31 | The singer and television actress Miley Cyrus = Noisy music, great riches, and very little sense! (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
3 | Julian Lofts | 29 | Irish poet Seamus Heaney = I see his poetry as humane. |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 29 | The monster Adolf Hitler = I'm sent to hell for hatred. |
5 | Tony Crafter | 21 | Viscount Horatio Nelson - an Englishman on a pedestal! = The naval hero is seen standing atop a column on lions. |
6 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 15 | President Franklin Delano Roosevelt = Never let Depression land folk in a rot! |
7 | Mark Huffman | 14 | The Reverend Alfred Charles "Al" Sharpton = Harsh, fervent race-peddler troll. Sane? Ha. |
8 | Josiah Winslow | 11 | Mohammed Badie = Me? Oh, I'm made bad! |
9 | Zoran Radisavlevic | 10 | Maria Magdalena = Am ideal anagram. |
10 | Jason Lofts | 9 | I'm really saucy, ~ à la Miley Cyrus. |
10 | Ellie Dent | 9 | Peter Capaldi = Cite Dr. appeal! |
10 | Ivan Andonov | 9 | Marcello Mastroianni = I'll remain at Oscar nom. |
13 | Rosie Perera | 8 | The country music singer Billy Ray Cyrus = But lyrics turn me achy, seriously crying. |
13 | View | 8 | Mr Hassan Rouhani = Man's our Iran shah. |
15 | Adie Pena | 6 | The singer Robert Allen Zimmerman a.k.a. Bob Dylan ~ as the born rebel; damn money-making trailblazer. |
15 | Christopher Sturdy | 6 | Private Bradley Manning = Brave man and girl in type. |
15 | Dharam Khalsa | 6 | Italian artist Amedeo Clemente Modigliani = I'd elongate a detail, eliminate romanticism. |
18 | Tyler Severance | 4 | Prime youth lore, video games ~ developer Shigeru Miyamoto. |
19 | David Bourke | 2 | The Australian politician Peter James Dowling = "I'm just a little into red wine...*organic* has appeal!" |
Total points: | 260 | from 44 votes (DFE factor: 0.432) |
1 | View | 59 | Toyota Supra = A sporty auto. |
2 | Larry Brash | 25 | Mental cases surviving violence enter ~ Vietnam Veterans Counselling Service. |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 18 | Warner Brothers cartoon character Yosemite Sam = Stern miner or cowboy hates a carrot eater's charm! |
3 | David Bourke | 18 | The area of 'The Promised Land' = Israel hoped for the mandate. |
3 | Ellie Dent | 18 | The winter months: December, January and February = If the day's dreary now, remember that June can burn! |
6 | Meyran Kraus | 16 | Light dawning on Venice = Enchanting view in gold. |
6 | Adie Pena | 16 | Wendy's Old Fashioned Hamburgers fast food chain = For rows of highly-addicted fans and obese humans. |
8 | Rosie Perera | 14 | Don't arrive per ~ Denver Airport. |
9 | Tyler Severance | 13 | Some farm animals 1. Cattle 2. Pig 3. Sheep 4. ... = 1. A meat motif 2. Hams 3. Sheets 4. Caprine 5.... |
10 | Ed Pegg Jr | 12 | Gigantonomiales ~ as in "long time ago". |
11 | George Sicherman | 11 | Federal Reserve bank notes ~ are keen, beloved transfers. |
12 | Christopher Sturdy | 10 | Perseids ~ disperse. |
13 | Jason Lofts | 8 | Anu Garg's 'The Anagram Times' = See, a "gargantuan 'gramsmith"! |
14 | Tony Crafter | 7 | Michelin Guide Restaurants = Star cuisine. Light menu. Dear! |
15 | nedesto | 5 | The famous Notre Dame cathedral in Paris, France. = The Seine framed fond architectural panoramas. |
16 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 4 | The Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents = Charity helps it to tide one over concern of safety. |
Total points: | 254 | from 44 votes (DFE factor: 0.364) |
1 | Dharam Khalsa | 46 | Top Five Spielberg Films: 1. Jaws 2. E.T. 3. Jur... = 1. Killer shark 2. Kid in pajamas serves alien ... |
2 | Scott Gardner | 33 | The Disney Princesses: 1. Snow White 2. Cinde... = 1. Jealous enemy 2. Orphan 3. I sleep up ... |
3 | nedesto | 28 | This boy's a grocery bagger at an old supermar... ~ Eyeing it, he asks, "Wow, can I help run that ... |
3 | David Bourke | 28 | The White House's former intern Monica Camille Lewinsky = Mr Clinton came in her mouth with a weekly relief session. |
5 | Meyran Kraus | 26 | The 5 Best Female Performers In Opera History ... = 5 Sort-Of-Horrid Female Entertainers That Have... |
6 | Tyler Severance | 15 | To the man buried in stone, no known name to re... ~ the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier at Arlington N... |
7 | Adie Pena | 13 | The Three Greatest Songs Of All Time 1. Like a... = 1. A fine folkie theme 2. The Rolling Stones,... |
8 | Christopher Sturdy | 11 | In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was... = Now grand high W Gates, who owned Windows, did... |
9 | Jason Lofts | 10 | Like these five great social networking and tec... = 1. Fake sex (to mock Weiner) 2. "Go, ogle!" (... |
9 | Josiah Winslow | 10 | Kidnapper Ariel Castro's home demolished, he is ... = He kept three girls for a decade in his place. ... |
11 | Julian Lofts | 8 | Judge served up divorce to Nigella Lawson in se... = Conclude: jowled advertising envoy strangles e... |
11 | Ellie Dent | 8 | Was Jesus a woman?? He tried to get a message... = Even when Jesus was dead, He had to rise, give... |
13 | Tony Crafter | 7 | THE 'DIGIARTY' LIST OF THE BEST ACADEMY AWARD W... = 5. Rags-to-riches in India 4. Felt illuminati... |
14 | Rosie Perera | 2 | International Principles on the Application of ... = Government spies on men in illicit plan. Chin... |
Total points: | 245 | from 42 votes (DFE factor: 0.333) |
1 | Dharam Khalsa | 59 | ... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 29 | "Intelligence is a finite item but stupidness, er... isn't? Yes indeed!" "Er...what's a 'finite'?" (G. BUSH) |
3 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 23 | True brains shine at finite light speeds, imbeciles' get used in infinite untested ways |
4 | Christopher Sturdy | 15 | We identify bitterness against his institute. A smile here belies deep cuts in funding! |
4 | Josiah Winslow | 15 | I see we can't see all things, but I see, if bad genes return, the mind's stupidity is infinite. |
6 | Adie Pena | 14 | I can see it in the United States, i.e., get infinite mindless failures by President G. W. Bush! |
7 | nedesto | 13 | I see nuts tweet, defending her tenets, but I'd guess Sarah Palin's imbecility is infinite. |
8 | View | 10 | I need smart guides but, hey, I find I get these: brainless, witless, asinine, unfit, inept, etc.! |
9 | Meyran Kraus | 9 | It seems true, if there's a single Sistine Chapel but infinite nudity in danged websites! |
9 | Julian Lofts | 9 | I intuit if it's futile, the wise men desist, i.e. Neanderthals can be President, by guessing. |
9 | Larry Brash | 9 | I suspect Twitter's designed as a teen's fun identity. I see time-filling inane rubbish, eh? |
12 | Jason Lofts | 8 | He's insane, if super-intelligent - he defined 'e is mc...'. But instead I see twits try abusing it! |
12 | Ellie Dent | 8 | Scientist, being wise, used ingenuity: established the smart:inept differential in use. |
14 | Mark Huffman | 7 | What intelligence there is - any tinge - it's deep but satisfied; dumbness sure is infinite. |
15 | Tyler Severance | 5 | Genuine mindless teens use this Twitter adding asinine, peculiar fib bits they see fit. |
Total points: | 233 | from 40 votes (DFE factor: 0.375) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 33 | Here is the last question for LAPD cadets: "Eccentric computer mogul Jeff Briggs sat at the head of the table in his ma... |
2 | Mark Huffman | 26 | The most famous DC super heroes in the Justice ... = 1) "Me, human? Umm...no." 2) Most tech, fabu... |
3 | nedesto | 23 | A police officer arrives upon an evidently terr... = Mickey O'Reilly walks into a bar when he is o... |
3 | Adie Pena | 23 | The Top Ten Beatles Songs of All Time 10. Whi... = 10. Memorably George 9. Witty LSD ditty 8. ... |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 18 | Old Father Norton of the 2nd Congregational Chu... = At the same time, Saint Peter leaned over to ... |
5 | Ellie Dent | 18 | THE RULES: According to men. Learn to work the... = Whenever possible, say what you have to during... |
7 | Tony Crafter | 17 | THE SEVEN HUSBANDS OF ELIZABETH TAYLOR 1. Con... = 1. Rich hotel heir 2. Actor ... |
8 | Jason Lofts | 14 | How to aid (wo)men. Names of six or seven phar... = 1. Near phallic shape 2. I'm agog as my gona... |
9 | Tyler Severance | 9 | There's a man who leads a life of danger To ev... = ... |
10 | Julian Lofts | 8 | Some Nasty Uninvited Sexually Transmitted Disea... = A similar sick list of putrid sexual sores: ... |
11 | Christopher Sturdy | 5 | Nobby Stiles, Roger Hunt, Gordon Banks, Jackie ... = Noble former England heroes beat Germany in p... |
Total points: | 194 | from 34 votes (DFE factor: 0.324) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 53 | Sonnet to the Moon, Sir Philip Sidney |
2 | Adie Pena | 37 | SYRIA: A POEM FOR HER by Amin Astewani |
3 | Josiah Winslow | 27 | Google and Yougle. |
4 | Tony Crafter | 26 | Two jokes |
5 | Tony Crafter | 20 | MATCHSTALK MEN AND MATCHSTALK CATS AND DOGS By Brian and Michael |
6 | Jason Lofts | 15 | SAILING by Rod Stewart - the lyrics/words |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 10 | There is no Frigate like a Book |
8 | Dharam Khalsa | 9 | A Woman's Lesson by Nancy Wood |
Total points: | 197 | from 33 votes (DFE factor: 0.242) |
1 | Scott Gardner | 27 | The arse = Her seat. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 22 | “Alison? She's been round the track a few times.” = “I sense this woman's been fucked rather a lot!” |
3 | Adie Pena | 21 | The pornographic motion picture industry = My prior producer got a hot 'penis-in-cunt' hit! |
4 | nedesto | 17 | Tut, milady! Not feeling so fresh or clean "up there" yet? = Then try our latest line of female hygiene products! |
5 | Julian Lofts | 13 | The most unpleasant experiences? = The pox, rectal pus, intense enemas. |
6 | Dean Mayer | 12 | Shoved a hot finger up = I have found her G-spot |
7 | Tyler Severance | 11 | A warm cunt inured ones ~ cum stain on underwear. |
8 | Meyran Kraus | 10 | The professional escort = Poor snatch, it feels sore! |
9 | Rick Rothstein | 8 | The most unpleasant experiences? ~ Men extol, "An erect penis up the ass!" |
10 | View | 6 | The female's yoni = Fine, steamy hole. |
10 | Christopher Sturdy | 6 | Sage and onion stuffing = Gags on a stiff innuendo. |
12 | Jason Lofts | 5 | Parents: Please stop masturbating on our towels! = Plea to son: Wet spermal stains on toga perturb us! |
Total points: | 158 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.429) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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