Fashionista =
Oh, satin? As if!

The singer and musician Phil Collins =
Chilling spinal cord issue in the man.

The Beatles conspire and triumph: ~
The musician Randolph Peter Best.

The Hunter Biden "laptop controversies" ~
don't prove the Republican stories then.

The four Beatles John, Paul, George and Ringo ~
are on ganja, drugs. Enough of "Help" or "Let It Be"?

Catherine, Princess of Wales =
Powerless, finite, has cancer.

The pedestrian crosswalk on Abbey Road =
Shot done: Beatles in a row by parked cars.

Four of the Most Popular Food You Can Serve This Saint Patrick's Day
1. Colcannon
2. Fried Cabbage
3. Shepherd's Pie, and
4. Barmbrack
=
1. Fine mashed potatoes
2. Add savory bacon for parties!
3. Bake ground lamb, corn, peas, chopped carrots 
4. Finish by lunch 'fruit cake.'

Marched away to prison, Jesus Christ knew this: Too little is paid for his services, ~
the disciple Judas Iscariot's kiss was worth no more than thirty pieces of silver.

They eyed her as a tyke unfit for school.
Expert: "I spot talent; I say she has body rhythm -- a ballerina!"
Rises...ideates the dancing in "Cats."
She won awards.

Condemn an amusing comic's themes
And judge one-liners as so offensive?!
Shame them, fans! Reject these mad
Infamous men, not so progressive!

Elton John's Award-Winning Songs And Shows That Earned Him An EGOT [List from Wikipedia]
1. Emmy Awards (television)
- "Elton John: Farewell from Dodger Stadium"
2. Grammy Awards (recording)
- "That's What Friends Are For"
- "Basque"
- "Can You Feel the Love Tonight"
- "Candle in the Wind 1997"
- "Elton John and Tim Rice's Aida"
3. Oscar Awards (film)
- "Can You Feel the Love Tonight" (from The Lion King)
- "(I'm Gonna) Love Me Again" (from Rocketman)
4. Tony Awards (Broadway theatre)
- "Aida"
=
1. Emmy Awards
- Filmed on the "final" global gig (Oh, to quit touring, eh?)
2. Grammy Awards
- Wow! Elton John with Dionne Warwick, Gladys Knight, and Stevie Wonder, too!
- Hear James Galway on the flute
- A mushy, romantic moment*
- Affectionate offer to honor Princess Diana (1997)
- Verdi's doomed love triangle**
3. Oscar Awards
- *For Simba and a fine female, Nala
- Elton John with Taron Egerton in the end credits
4. Tony Awards
- **Radames, Amneris, and the rival king's child.

Ten Inventions Wrongly Credited to the Japanese (from the digital media site Sunday Roast)
1. Tempura
2. Sudoku
3. Zen
4. Karaoke
5. Origami
6. Kanji
7. Ramen
8. Bonsai
9. Ninjas
10. Soy sauce
=
1. A Latin term traced to Portuguese, okay?
2. Just an amazing Swiss game
3, 5, 6, 7, 8 and 10. Made and/or enjoyed by Chinese
4. No joke, it's native Filipino; a.k.a. "Minus-One"
9. A Hindu terror strikes!

Hey, hot moaning on ~
a honeymoon night!

What one Viagra blue pill can do =
I help wag a rod in a lovable cunt!

Raise hell at ~
hate rallies.

Israel vs Iran =
Rivals arisen.

He's totally reliant on the bank of Mum and Dad =
Student had no money at all and flat broke, him.

The Right Honourable Penelope 'Penny' Mordaunt MP =
One PM had help toppling Number Ten. You're another!

Why be annoyed that letters should take those shapes, as if dyslexia's a disability or hindrance, when it's nicer to say "Oh, they're perfect anagrams!"

Push came to shove!
American just isn't ever seen as good as one's 'majestic' English.
Send in fresh memes, or a fun memo, and offending comments.

Dressing to the left ‡
Fondle testes, right.

Posting last-minute entries =
No lasting interest...time's up!

Our real nightmare President's boy ~
Barron Trump is eighteen years old.

The Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore =
Direct strike from boat silencing the bay.

The New York Declaration on Animal Consciousness =
Chicken, cow, stallion...seen in a Sunday roast no more!

Jesus Christ! Offense, another massive massive mega offense! Summon Trump...this condemned orange-headed man's jail sentence coming soon!

Leaving one without a leg to stand on =
All note devastation when going out.

“Tina Turner, you're simply the best!" =
Replay tribute to her sunny times!

Catherine, Princess of Wales =
A throne crisis; few can sleep.

Former US President Donald Trump's Hush-Money Trial =
Do Stormy deal memes land further support in his run?

International Day of Anagrams =
Find an art. Also, a monetary gain!

Turns out, the little old woman who lived in a shoe was never ~
sole owner; in truth, assume that it involved a lowdown heel.

So, anyway, here are hero-worthy life traits he may exhibit today: critical thought, kindness, honesty, steadfastness, capableness and leadership.

D. Trump's message:
"This scene is one long sham;
I'm in a common US jam.
Scorn over each offense;
There's no safe defense.
Men, I just don't give a damn!"

Twelve slang words and phrases to retire forever:
1. I did a thing
2. "Adulting"
3. "I'm not crying, you're crying"
4. "I'm just gonna leave this here"
5. "This"
6. "So that happened"
7. "My person"
8. "Fur baby"
9. "All of the feels"
10. "The struggle is real"
11. "It is what it is"
12. "Living the dream"
=
1. I reveal truth (how daring!)
2. Living life responsibly
3. Clear in eyes
4. Meme to discuss
5. Unimaginative
6. Laughing at harsh situation
7. Friend, partner
8. Shaggy dog
9. Everything
10. First World problem
11. Halfhearted, sh*tty response
12. Jetset, tied to wealth

Horsemeat salami =
Ah, timeless aroma!

Instagram influencer =
Reflecting ruins a man.

Climate protestors ‡
protect oil streams

Trump's hush money trial =
Learn Stormy shut *him* up.

Francis Scott Key Bridge =
Dirty big cracks oft seen

Deutsche Lufthansa =
That's a fun schedule!

Viagra medication =
A magic derivation.

Joe Biden and Donald Trump =
Job ad: "Inept? Damned old? Run."

Feminine hygiene products =
Grime deep in one fishy cunt?

Takes with a pinch of salt =
What's in that pack of lies?

Self-immolate =
Flame, so I melt.

The Tales of Robin Hood =
Thief? Not so. A bold hero!

Biden versus Trump =
Spent Sir v Rude Bum.

The Golden Raspberry Awards, aka "The Razzies" =
Held as abhorrent Z-graders take away prizes.

The Roscoe 'Fatty' Arbuckle scandal =
Lardy actor has a bottle-fuck scene.

Make love, not war =
Wank a lot over me.

The Easter Bunny =
Eaten by hunters.

Stage D congestive heart failure =
Have suet in fat-clogged arteries.

I hear them say that "Love is blind" =
Harsh myth! Alas I don't believe it.

Donald Trump: "I know more than the generals" =
Pardon? Hollow remark, unhinged statement.

Catherine, the Princess of Wales ~
who, I feel, has persistent cancer.

It is The Easter Bunny =
Its beauty's inherent.

The current and former presidents Joe Biden and Donald Trump
=
Trend... it ended up oldster and pretend rich man run for same job.

Oh, cops can assume ~
chaos on campuses.

The protests on American college campuses =
Seems clear: groups come to chant "Palestine!"

Stink in real language or do ~
a Duolingo learning streak.

If you look at a child's trashy painting, listen to her shabby serenade, or watch her relaxed toe twists, say "Hey, I can sense thy deepness, drama, faith!

Christian Nationalism in the United States =
Its intent: the humanitarian socialist's end.

Would you care to come up for a nightcap? =
Couple, romantic doorway hug...cup of tea.

Famine looms in Gaza Strip =
Image from a Zionist's plan.

Trump jury is set. =
Just umpires try.

The Francis Scott Key Bridge; Baltimore, Maryland =
Destroyed! Blame strike by craft on calm air night.

The One Hundred Pound Tour of Balmoral Castle =
Round the tableau of monarchs' looted plunder.

A badge of honour =
Dean of a borough.

A boy, scarred by his ma's death, grows into a fine soldier. Then he sees a pithy, Yankee actress. He falls, they wed, and he hastily turns into a toxic prat.

'Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.' Lucius Seneca.
=
When you rant, stomach acid rises. This can soon invade the oesophagus, which irritates the delicate lining.
I don't rant much.

"Before a child talks, they sing. Before they write, they draw. As soon as they stand, they dance. Art is essential to human expression." -- Phylicia Rashad
=
Ah, pray for today's babies. In the years that lie ahead they'll encounter: hate, toxicity, distress, sham 'woke-ness', gender psychosis and... The final war?

Yea, I’m on a seafood diet =
Oi, I may see food and eat.

The conflagration =
A long act 'n' hot fire

Biden and Trump =
Bad 'n' imprudent

Columbia University student Khymani James =
My, the sneaky turd, vicious man must be in jail!

Tom Cruise and Elsina Khayrova =
American I love, and a hot Russky.

Israeli Defense Minister, Yoav Gallant =
All for staying serene, alive in MidEast.

The fully-carbon Lamborghini Veneno Roadster =
Vehicle for all moneyed Arab-born things to run!

Biden appears to confuse Israeli city with Rafah in Gaza =
Crazy President, again? Haifa in the Strip? Awful case! I boo!

Jest, jape, chaff, fleer, farce, tease - magic via humor! Sometimes mess and shunning nonsense, sometimes sounds common and then is never good!

Actress Traci Bingham =
Scan a charmer - big tits!

Taking the skin boat to tuna town =
Snake-hunt noting: twat took bait