Nominations by Author
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Please make your final selections (one per category)
and send them by the 2nd of the month
to Chris 'HSP' Sturdy: chris.sturdy at lineone dot net ('at' = '@', 'dot' = '.')
Author names are taken directly from original posts.
If your anagrams are listed under more than one name,
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Spoiler alert, ~
i.e., reports all.
Edgar Allan Poe's poem "The Raven" =
A long death appeals—nevermore!
Guam, a U.S. territory in the western Pacific Ocean =
Fact: You see Trump actions are inciting war here.
The North Korea president Kim Jong-un =
I think the jerk soon angered Trump, no?
Charlottesville, Virginia =
This revolting racial evil!
"In a nuclear war, all men are cremated equal" Dexter Keith Gordon
We'll conquer a great area; exterminate all recorded humankind!
That rich circle everywhere he went. Or was that a civilization forewarned? "This is The Donald." He hints, "Big, sexy ¯ I'll be President one day." The barbarian fondles my pussy. An expensive tie rarely captivates me.
Just plop turd on mad ~
POTUS Donald J. Trump!
Destroy semblance of ~
Sleeping with the enemy =
I spy when men get 'the lie'.
The Restaurant at the End of the Universe =
I see Arthur Dent sent to that far venue, eh.
Massive manhunt for Spain attacker =
A task - must imprison craven hate fan.
White supremacist politician, David Ernest Duke =
A nutcase had idiotic views like President Trump.
The First World War Poetry Digital Archive =
A writer privy to a fight will record deaths.
Donald Trump is President and Commander-in-Chief of the United States of America
Demented, capricious, racist, unfit, horrid, inept madman offends me.
He's a total ned!
A lady with expensively inspired hair attended a citizenship interview, while her boyfriend sat in a Vauxhall Astra easing nerves with chocolate bars bent Persistence of Memory style by the record heat.
Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before. Edgar Allan Poe
On the edge of midnight a large, terrible, unrelenting terror took over. Dear God, I'm possessed!
Warped mind felt need to grab a pen and do an anagram. Or die...
Spy on your lover =
Sly voyeur porno.
Full Frontal with Samantha Bee =
What! No muff in here at all? Blast!
The American president =
Pre-eminent head racist.
The American general, Robert Edward Lee =
The race war ringleader...not redeemable.
"Aha! A very easy hundred-and-sixty-seven point win!" said Chris the Scrabble bore, with a crafty smile. "The Z, each way, on a triple letter...then, relish my seven-letter finish, "EXPIATE", on a triple word. A decisive Bingo!"
The BBC's highest-paid television and radio personalities:
1. Chris Evans
2. Gary Lineker
3. Graham Norton
4. Jeremy Vine
5. John Humphrys
6. Huw Edwards
7. Steve Wright
8. Matt Baker
9. Claudia Winkleman
10. Nicky Campbell
11. Alex Jones
12. Alan Shearer
13. Andrew Marr
14. Stephen Nolan
15. Fiona Bruce
16. Derek Thompson
17. Tess Daly
18. Vanessa Feltz
19. Nick Grimshaw
20. Simon Mayo
1. Ginger jerk
2. Walkers crisp-eater
3. Overly-gay Irishman
4. Exceptional phone-in host
7. Serious Jockin' man
8. The One Show
9. Madam of 'Strictly'
10. Vain man
11. A nice Welsh bird
12. Sporting man
13. Has trademark jug ears!
14. Who? Never heard of him
15. Very talented!
17. Simple blonde, very thick husband
18. A hall-sized behind
19. An embarrassment
20. A plank
The singer Rihanna Fenty =
Her fanny is threatening!
Here is a list of five items that are invisible:
5. evil sins
Sunday Newspaper's Comics Section =
We can discuss so many perceptions!
In August, the sun will completely disappear in the US =
Then, we applaud a mysterious eclipse until sunlight.
The White Supremacist Movement =
Meetup march with tense motives.
"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it"
Tempted to do an Ottoman Empire? Then, research the obscene war!
Evelyn's bicycle expedition to Schweitzer Mountain was hellish. She fell into the ravine, was extricated and airlifted by the brave Brian in his chopper. The marriage was yesterday - a heart's destiny proven!
The opioids =
Oh, it is dope!
'Tomorrow Never Dies' featuring Pierce Brosnan =
A stirring Bond? No, we picture Sean forevermore.
Violent racist hell ~
Samuel Taylor Coleridge =
Salute Rime: clearly good!
Georgia Institute of Technology =
I get to teach guys online ... go for it!
You are shut in this secluded, windowless, unlovely hut with the following room-mates: a tiger, a cobra and a lawyer.
You've a single gun, with two bullets. So what should you do? Remain calm, raise rifle and shoot the darn lawyer. Twice.
'The answer's Forty Two!' Max cried. He was exceptional, a whiz, invariably right in class. Yet very restive. There seemed to be hatred present behind his brilliance. A vicious trait. Then finally, one day, he snapped...
A customer at Green's Gourmet Grocery marvels at the proprietor's quick wit
and his superior intelligence.
'Tell me, Mr Green, what makes you so fiendishly smart?' he asks.
'I would not share my secret with just anyone,' Green replies, speaking softly
so that others in the shop won't hear him. 'But since you are a friend and
such a good customer, I will let you in on the great secret. Fish heads. You
just have to eat enough of these beauties and you will then speedily find you
become positively brilliant.'
'Great! And you sell these fish heads here?' the customer asks, excitedly.
'Just five dollars,' says Mr Green.
The customer buys three. A week later he's back, complaining the fish heads
were simply quite disgusting, and he is no smarter. 'Oh, you didn't eat enough,'
says Green. The customer goes home with eighteen more. Two weeks later, he is
back, and this time suspicious and distinctly put out, vitriolic.
'Hey, Green,' he says, 'You're a joke! An opportunist! Selling all these little
heads for five dollars each, when I can buy the whole fish for three. Man, that
is not only corrupt, deceitful ... you're out to exploit me!!'
'See, son?' says Green. 'You're smarter already.'
HANDY TIPS FOR LIFE
Rain follows the plow =
Hopes wilt or fall now.
Hurricane Harvey =
Evac her in a hurry.
Hurricane Harvey =
Heavy air churner.
A child's story of ~
first school day.
The total solar eclipse =
Clear satellite photos.
Donald Trump, President of America =
Mild drama in Confederate support.
Little clash over ~
I'll stress a crazy view in my head:
life's similar to a story,
where if I expect a change by the next day,
whether I stress, be shoved, or procrastinate, I can win.
I'll need to have nerve, be uninhibited, and play the part.
The attack in Las Ramblas in Barcelona, Spain =
Splat! Insane Arab men kill. Abhor satanic act.
The singer Sinead Marie Bernadette O'Connor =
An obscene or tormented anti-Irish renegade.
Bar bitter ~
The drug cheat Justin Gatlin has beaten the favourite Usain Bolt in the London World champs
That USA chap battled booing, ran an eventful race on helium, just hit his stride, then won gold.
Ten of the Most Famous Fashion Designers of All Time
1. Yves St Laurent
2. Pierre Cardin
3. Tom Ford
4. Christian Dior
5. Ralph Lauren
6. Donatello Versace
7. Calvin Klein
8. Giorgio Armani
9. Donna Karan
10. Coco Chanel
1. Overopinionated Gaul
3. North American
5. North American's droll
6. Gross fool, very odd fake tan, horrid lips
9. Token American female
10. Sensuous French diva on stilettos
Oral sex without her dentures ~
won't hurt, Sue theorised. Relax!
Time is a great healer =
Harm? I let age erase it!
Oliver Twist by Charles Dickens =
Best child slave workers in city.
Sheraton Cadwell Orchestras =
Let her chew carrots on salads.
Thomas Gainsborough =
Big honor as a mugshot.
The Republic of Ireland =
Leprechaun orbit field.
Donald Trump, President of the United States of America
Nuthead in sad temper to add potent fuel to racism's fire
Noisy Saturday fades, ~
Sunday is a day of rest.
Spoiler alert =
The white supremacists' movement ~
sees most achievement with Trump.
Feral cats ~
The clarinet glissando that starts "Rhapsody in Blue" =
A bar's sliding note that stretches up tonally is hard.
The total solar eclipse =
Call other pals to see it.
The Daily Stormer =
My role: it's hatred.
I say, if that bizarre, insanely rash, vain Trump ever discovers how to be a fine president, and bans his entire horrid exceedingly white cabinet... Aye, well, I expect that that will never come to pass, eh? Yes, hardly.
The total solar eclipse =
I select a stellar photo.
The painter Edouard Manet =
He made neat nude portrait.
Trolls teach evil.
USA President =
Sure inept. SAD!
Great Indian Rhinoceros =
I carried giant nose horn.
Gender studies =
I get undressed.
Two days of shore leave =
A steady love of whores.
The shameless Tony and Cherie Blair =
He is not real and she's merely a bitch.
The Lionel Richie hit: 'Easy Like Sunday Morning' =
I mean, I sure like reclining on this, the Holy day.
UN is set to impose new sanctions on North Korea ~
as union aims to stop their rocket nonsense, now!
Sinead Marie Bernadette O'Connor =
Been to see a doctor in inner drama.
The Democratic People's Republic of (North) Korea =
Home of a pot-bellied, super-hero, crackpot cretin.
THE SIX TOP MEDICAL COMPLAINTS
1. Skin rashes
1. Abdominal pain
5. Neck or arm pain or trauma
6. Nausea, vomiting
1. Common hives?
2. Hmm... trapped gas?
3. A knackered spine axis.
4. An aural pain
5. A heart attack? No, it's more a...
6. ...chronic bilious imbalance
As vicar, Victor Pindor, watered his raspberry plant, he sensed a tremor way beneath his feet.
He shivered, seized by an inexplicable anxiety.
Then something intrinsically evil clawed its way out of the earth...
Three McDonald's executives were captured by natives in an Amazon rainforest and taken to their chief.
"You very bad men!" said the chief, "destroy our forests. You will be punished."
The men looked at each other nervously.
"You!" said the chief, pointing at the first man. "I let you choose. Death... or bum-bum!"
"I don't wanna die!" whined the quaking man. "I don't know what bum-bum is, but I'll have it!"
With that, ten of the largest, most strapping warriors seized the man, threw him over a log and rogered him relentlessly for half-an-hour until he was just a bloodied wreck, then dragged him away.
The chief looked at the second man and announced: 'I give same choices. Death or bum-bum!"
"What you did to Trent Wiggs was just horrifying," gasped the distressed man, "but... I don't wanna die. I'll take bum-bum."
Twenty eager warriors grabbed the man, threw him over the log, and rogered him in the same appalling manner for over an hour, leaving him in an even worse state than his colleague.
The chief turned to the last CEO, who was the most senior of the three, and before he could speak, the man yelled defiantly, "I will not suffer the same outrages as those two. Death before dishonour! I choose death!"
At that, a great cheer went up from the tribe as they all roared: "Hooray! Death by bum-bum!"
A man, a pig and a dog were the sole survivors of a bad shipwreck.
They found themselves marooned on a desert island where they soon developed a routine of sitting on the beach each night to watch the sunset.
On one balmy evening, the sky was red, with fine, wispy clouds and a warm breeze - the perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the pig began to look more and more desirable to the man.
After a time, he leaned over and put his arm around the animal. The dog immediately became jealous and growled menacingly, so the man removed his arm. After that, the chummy trio continued to watch their sunset but with no more cuddling.
Three months later, there was a further shipwreck in the area. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman. She was in quite a bad state when washed ashore, but he'd tenderly nursed her back to health until she was able to join the mixed trio of buddies on the beach for their sunset ritual.
It was a beautiful night - the red sky, high, wispy clouds, balmy breeze; a night made for romance.
After a bit, the man felt his ardour begin to stir. He tried so hard to fight it but he could contain himself no longer. So he moved over to the beautiful young woman and whispered timidly in her ear...
"Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"
A fart is but the lonely cry of an imprisoned turd? =
No, it's only a curry-fired blast of putrid methane.
Launch error or ~
The "Burning Man" festivities =
Must invest in a big fire then.
Las Ramblas, Barcelona =
All blame's on Arab's car.
President Hassan Rouhani =
Persian nation's rude shah.
Michelin auto tires =
Use it in the limo car.
Number of nominations, by author:
Adie Pena: 8. Christopher Davis: 1. Christopher Sturdy: 10. David Bourke: 6. Dharam Khalsa: 8. Ellie Dent: 9. John Ramos: 3. Josiah Winslow: 5. Julian Lofts: 7. Mike Mesterton-Gibbons: 6. Richard Swingwood: 1. Rick Rothstein: 2. Rosie Perera: 5. Scott Gardner: 5. Tom Myers: 2. Tony Crafter: 10. Tyler Severance: 1. View: 5
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