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My soul doth magnify the Lord, and my spirit hath rejoiced in God my
Saviour.
For he hath regarded the lowliness of his handmaiden.
For behold, from henceforth all generations shall call me blessed.
For he that is mighty hath magnified me; and holy is his Name.
And his mercy is on them that fear him throughout all generations.
He hath showed strength with his arm; he hath scattered the proud in the
imagination of their hearts.
He hath put down the mighty from their seat, and hath exalted the humble and
meek;
He hath filled the hungry with good things; and the rich he hath sent empty
away.
He remembering his mercy hath holpen his servant Israel; as he promised to
our forefathers, Abraham and his seed, for ever.
Glory be to the Father, and to the Son, and to the Holy Ghost. As it was in
the beginning, is now, and ever shall be: world without end. Amen.
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The Carpentry / Haberdashers
Theosoph Heath
N.E. Galilee
Dear God on High,
Shortly before my Lad was made flesh, I heard thy message. I was told that
Thou art the Father, and that I will name Him Jesus, and, while that has
ensued, I'm not thoroughly sure that it was the right thing to do. It seems
an odd name; "Homer" or "Han Solo" might have been more manly.
I could have done without the nightmarish frightener from thy handsome
henchman Gabriel, himself knowing that I was pregnant at the time, and all.
Oh, And it might have been refreshing had I been alerted regarding the
post-birth hemorrhoids.
Thine Faithful Nymph,
HRH Mary, Mother of God
P.S. Since the Holy Hero has entered this life, my husband has eschewed
fatherhood and his other family duties. Hence, we've not had sex for
fifteen months. Oh, Christ! It's hardly healthy! Is it a hormonal thing,
Lord?
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