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In The Navy
Where can you find pleasure,
Search the world for treasure,
Learn science technology?
Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true
On the land or on the sea?
Where can you learn to fly?
Play in sports and skin dive
Study oceanography?
Sign off for the big band,
Or sit in the grandstand,
When your team and others meet?
In the navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the navy
Come on now, people, make a stand
In the navy, in the navy
Can't you see we need a hand
In the navy
Come on, protect the motherland
In the navy
Come on and join your fellow man
In the navy
Come on people, and make a stand
In the navy, in the navy, in the navy (in the navy)
They want you, they want you,
They want you as a new recruit.
If you like adventure,
Don't you wait to enter,
The recruiting office fast.
Don't you hesitate,
There is no need to wait,
They're signing up new seamen fast.
Maybe you are too young,
To join up today,
But don't you worry 'bout a thing,
For I'm sure there will be,
Always a good navy,
Protecting the land and sea.
In the navy
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the navy
Come on now, people, make a stand
In the navy, in the navy
Can't you see we need a hand
In the navy
Come on, protect the motherland
In the navy
Come on and join your fellow man
In the navy
Come on people, and make a stand
In the navy, in the navy, in the navy (in the navy)
They want you, they want you,
They want you as a new recruit.
Who me?
They want you, they want you,
They want you as a new recruit.
But, but, but... I'm afraid of water!
Hey hey, look man, I get seasick even watchin' it on TV!
They want you, they want you in the Navy!
Oh my goodness! What am I gonna do in a submarine?
They want you, they want you in the navy
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In The Navy
Where can you tie up men? (And indeed, yachts?)
Learn the ropes at a rate of knots?
Where can you learn to pillow-bite,
And eat-the-sheets at night?
- Where you go down in the annals of history!
Up periscope, dear! It's no mystery!
Bareback-ride-the-waves... find a perfect slot,
Now come on out, mate, be a matelot!
In the Navy,
Yes, you can show your chums your class!
In the Navy,
You too can take it up the arse!
In the Navy,
Penetrate the inner ring,
In the Navy, in the Navy!
In the Navy,
It's rum, sodomy, and the lash,
In the Navy,
You can have a bushy moustache,
In the Navy
You too can feel like a new man,
In the Navy, in the Navy...
You can mince around, all and any day,
Have a fine, fine time so very gay.
Yet hang around with meaty, macho guys,
In leather chaps around your thighs.
Heave many a drowning man a buoy,
Dive in and bugger away? Oh, indeed a joy!
Pout away! Fly a ten-inch Jolly Roger!
Camp on deck, and dock your todger!
In the Navy,
Come on, if your thrust's reversed,
In the Navy,
You can navigate stern-first!
In the Navy,
Where can you dress-up funny like RuPaul?
In the Navy, in the Navy!
In the Navy,
East, west, you can cruise into any town,
In the Navy,
To catch Aids, and then wipe it down,
In the Navy,
You may often need to tear open some new Mates,
In the Navy, in the Navy!
They want you, they want you too,
They want to net you, as a brand new root!
They want you, they want you,
Want you as a young new teenage fruit!
- Who, I mean, not me, man? No no!
- Yes indeed, even you too, sweetie-honey-pie!
Yup, they'll want to bend over backwards to fit you
in, matey!
Come on, come in then! Why not join up one-to-one
now?
They want you, they want men, they need YOU, in the Navy!
- Hey, now don't look yet!
Isn't that there submarine a wet dream, men?
- Neat neat neat! A nice long vessel ahead,
full of lovely tasty seamen!
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