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Larry Brash

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Original text in yellow, anagram in pink.

On the Twelfth day of Christmas,
My true love gave to me:
Twelve drummers drumming,
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a milking,
Seven swans a swimming,
Six geese a laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.

Each day's response:
One: "Thanks! I love it!"
Two: "Grand and impressive!"
Three: "A charming simple gift!"
Four: "Clever treat!"
Five: "I'm glad, darling."
Six: "Gad! Surprising..."
Seven: "Disgruntled... wrong for me."
Eight: "Causing fear and nightmares."
Nine: "Help, I'm bleeding!"
Ten: "Please, stop... NOW!"
Eleven: "Immediately!"
Twelve: "LAST WARNING, DUMMY!!"

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A quotation attributed to Oscar Wilde.
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilisation in between.	In fact, to me, we in USA treated this boy-lover, comic wit, Oscar Wilde, much better than anyone in Britain.

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Leviticus 18: 22-24

Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination. Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith; neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion. Defile not ye yourselves in any of these things for: in all these the nations are defiled which I cast out before you.

Leviticus 18: 22-24

Hate the shirtlifters, the gay bar ninnies, the rent boys. Don't simulate a ladylike fashion when with one's fellow men. This is a detestable union! We intend to do it while with hetero dames only.

No bestiality, eh? HELLO! It is sick! When one has a heifer, doe, buffalo, hen, or any sort of fauna, don't touch it in that sort of intimate way.

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Hamlet, III, i, 56-60
To be or not to be: that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, And by opposing end them?	A rather famous quote from Hamlet, no doubt, one of Shakespeare's best plays. Note, in its unforgettable oration, the son wonders about finding the right answer to best sort things out... or die.

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Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. (Oscar Wilde)

I exclaimed: "How is it women's favorite outfits or best silver shoes last no longer than half a year?"

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Updated: May 10, 2016

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