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"All Things Dull And Ugly" from Monty Python's Contractual Obligations Album
All things dull and ugly,
All creatures, short and squat,
All things rude and nasty,
The Lord God made the lot.
Each little snake that poisons,
Each little wasp that stings,
He made their prudish venom,
He made their horrid wings.
All things sick and cancerous,
All evil great and small,
All things foul and dangerous,
The Lord God made them all.
Each nasty little hornet,
Each beastly little squid,
Who made the spiky urchin?
Who made the sharks? He did!
All things scant and ulcerous,
All pox both great and small,
Putrid, foul and gangrenous,
The Lord God made them all.
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Ode to That Unusually Unloved, and Ungodly Man (Donna Pintin's Rant, Told Potently)
All things most unscrupulous,
All wars -- not least Iraq,
All killing and attacking,
George Bush, he caused the lot.
Each fume that wrecks the planet,
Each act that gets us mad,
He did it all corruptly,
He doesn't care: "Too bad!"
All things most immoral,
All dullness great and small,
All things rash and doltish,
George Bush, he did them all.
Each vacant, childish grin unfurled,
More silly than a kid,
Who made the French so angry?
Who made them pissed? He did!
All things lax and dastardly,
All horrors that do gall,
Simpleton, quite startlingly,
George Bush, he did them all.
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