It wasn't that many a year ago,
In a kingdom by the sea,
That a lady there lived with a viperish smile,
And her name was Blair, Cherie.
And this lady she lived with no other thought
Than to love and make much mon-ey.

He was named Tony and she was his wife,
In a kingdom by the sea;
And Tone devoted a love and a life
To the one they named Blair, Cherie.
But there were two men that he loved even more -
Himself and Bush (Bomber G.)

Glib Anthony Blair, he learnt how to lie,
In that kingdom by the sea,
And began to bomb Afghans with weenie Bush.
Leaving wife to make the mon-ey.
With the aid of her guru, Caplin, C,
And Aussie man, Foster, P,
Some bargain flats she planned to buy,
In this kingdom by the sea.

The Media, unveiled the unusual deal,
And lambasted selfish Cherie;
'Foster? the fellow's a nob!' they guffawed,
(In this kingdom by the sea);
'And why is a man that's been in a gaol,
Mutually matey with Blair, Cherie?'

Well the gullible lady, they tell, listened not
To anyone older than she,
To anyone better than she;
And not even a God, or heaven above,
Or any man wiser than she,
Could sever the bond that bound Cherie
To that wallaby, Foster, P.

When the law of the land took the villain in hand,
Cherie mumbled so penitently ;
'I'm naive, I was wrong, he's gone where he belongs,
Now I need to make much more mon-ey!'
And Cherie now gleefully feathers her nest,
Babbling unfunny rubbish for very large fees,
Huffing 'n' hamming on many TVs,
In various lands over the sea.

Angelina is a Jolie fine girl
Me loves her so many ways;
Angelina has a yummy sassy tummy
To take my breath away;
Me needs to tell her that me loves her and say
I'd just love to get her belly close to mine;
Angelina is a Jolie fine chick,
But Brad Pitt get her heart, the creep, oh my;
Say Brad Pitt get her heart, oh my.
(Anthony Crafter)

ON AN ERA IN DANGER
(A Whingeing-Old-MP Reunion)

No more campaigns,
Now the lying work is through,
Here we are me and you,
Labour red and Tory blue;
It's the end of the Party
Well, at least for you and I;
Now our life has gone by,
Let's at least see eye to eye ...

Happy New Year
Heavy With Fear
May we fulfil one hope, one destiny,
Of a world where preaching hate is history;
Happy New Year
Happy New Fear
May we all have an inner honesty,
If we don't we may as well all be MPs,
You and me.

Oh, how I've prayed,
A new Savior will arrive,
If the world's to survive,
If mankind's to stay alive;
Yet the world's run by fools,
Thinking things are, yeah, ok,
Hand in hand, day by day,
One by one, they lose the way;
No, don't believe a word they say!

(Chorus)
Happy New Year
Happy New Fear ...

Oh, now I see,
Wooden promises we made,
Were a game, a charade,
Winning votes and getting laid;
It's the end of an era,
And the stakes are now much higher,
Heaven knows why man's ire,
Needs to see the world on fire,
What a good thing we retired!

Happy New Year
Heavy With Fear
May we fulfil one hope, one destiny,
Of a world where preaching hate is history;
Happy New Year
Happy New Fear
May we all have an inner honesty,
If we don't we might as well all be MPs,
You and me.