Toby Gottfried

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Original text in yellow, anagram in pink.

A revision of the inscription on the Statue of Liberty.

The Statue of Liberty

Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore,
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door.

The Statue of Li-bush-ty

Give me your ire, your war,
Heated fears of Moslems help elect me,
Obey the Bushes: I need order - they restore.
Please, Egypt, do send demented terrorists to me,
I lift my guns high to send freedom out the door.

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Updated: May 18, 2006


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