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A bunch of Communists -- Ghud Sariffian, 03:43:07 10/01/02 Tue

Comrade Stalin = Moral distance

Comrade Mao Tse Tung = Act gruesome, not mad
Comrade Mao Tse Tung = Argued common taste

Vladimir Lenin = Driven liminal

Comrade Lenin = Docile manner
Comrade Lenin = Main red clone

Che Guevara = Vague reach

Fidel Castro = Fact: soldier (Probably old, right?)
Fidel Castro = Fact: is older

Comrade Fidel Castro = Radical cost: Freedom
[2924]

[> Re: A bunch of Communists *NOM* -- Mey K., 05:10:20 10/01/02 Tue


>Fidel Castro = Fact: soldier (Probably old, right?)

I don't know, but it's a good one!

>Comrade Stalin = Moral distance

Ah, interesting find! Name Nom.
Also:

Monastical Red.
Stoical Red Man?

Later!,
Mey K.
[2925]

[> [> Re: A bunch of Communists *NOM* + one more NOM -- Mattias Inghe, 06:00:55 10/01/02 Tue

>>Fidel Castro = Fact: soldier (Probably old, right?)
>
>I don't know, but it's a good one!

Well, I cant actually find it anywhere. Gongratulations to a great find! And if noone did, I NOM it.
[2931]

[> [> [> Re: A bunch of Communists *NOM* + one more NOM -- Joe F., 07:17:14 10/01/02 Tue

>>>Fidel Castro = Fact: soldier (Probably old, right?)
>>
>>I don't know, but it's a good one!
>
>Well, I cant actually find it anywhere.
>Gongratulations to a great find! And if noone did, I
>NOM it.

Sorry to spoil the party, but according to this search it has been posted in a.a. by Janet Muggeridge in 2000.

http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=en&lr=&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=fidel+castro+%3D+fact+-+soldier&meta=group%3Dalt.anagrams
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[> Re: A bunch of Communists -- one NOM for you -- Mike Torr, 05:12:25 10/01/02 Tue

>Comrade Lenin = Main red clone
A Names NOM for this one, I reckon!

>Comrade Stalin = Moral distance

Also: Comrade Stalin =
Me? Radical snot.
Radical son met.
[2926]
[Restaurant chain] Harvesters ~ serve trash! -- Joe F., 07:13:28 09/30/02 Mon
[2892]

[> Re: [Restaurant chain] Harvesters ~ serve trash! --- He he! O/Names *NOM*, I think. -- Mike Torr, 19:24:35 09/30/02 Mon
[2900]

[> [> Re: [Restaurant chain] Harvesters ~ serve trash! --- He he! O/Names *NOM*, I think. Seconded! Thanks for the warning. ;) -- Mey K., 20:27:09 09/30/02 Mon
[2907]

[> [> [> Ta Mike and Mey -- Joe F., 07:14:24 10/01/02 Tue
[2937]
Persian Gulf = A fuel spring -- Joe F., 07:24:03 09/30/02 Mon
[2893]

[> Re: Persian Gulf = A fuel spring - Clever, Joe! Other Names NOM! -- Allan M, 20:23:39 09/30/02 Mon
[2904]

[> [> Apt!! Seconded :) -- Paul Pan, 22:35:23 09/30/02 Mon
[2913]

[> [> [> Thanks guys :) -- Joe F., 07:12:03 10/01/02 Tue
[2936]
USA President George W. Bush = "Super" ego gets us behind war. -- Larry Brash, 23:10:08 09/30/02 Mon
[2914]

[> True! TOP NOM -- Paul Pan, 00:12:22 10/01/02 Tue
[2916]

[> [> Re: True! TOP NOM -- Joe F., 07:02:54 10/01/02 Tue

What about

"Super" ego gets US behind war?

Somehow I prefer this version, but up to you of course.
[2934]
The key to success (rude) -- Mattias Inghe, 19:12:58 09/29/02 Sun

Kelly Clarkson, American Idol = "I maniacally rolled knockers!"
Erika Harold, Miss America = Amoral sirs aim a dick here.
Britney Spears, artist = Raisin' pretty breasts.

Nuff said. :)
[2884]

[> Re: The key to success (rude) NOM (?) -- Ghud Sariffian, 02:44:50 10/01/02 Tue


>Britney Spears, artist = Raisin' pretty breasts.

An obvious name NOM! Unless itīs old, which I think it might be. Iīll do a search and get back to y'all.

/GhS
[2919]

[> [> Re: The key to success (rude) NOM (?) No thanks. -- Mattias Inghe, 06:15:11 10/01/02 Tue

>
>>Britney Spears, artist = Raisin' pretty breasts.
>
>An obvious name NOM! Unless itīs old, which I think it
>might be. Iīll do a search and get back to y'all.

No need to. First of all, Iīve found prior art. Second of all, I really donīt think itīs that good when I think about it.
[2933]
Writings on a locker in Pop Star Junior High? -- Mattias Inghe, 06:04:47 10/01/02 Tue

Wyclef Jean ~ fancy Jewel!

:)
[2932]
The Process of Healing = The clear signs of hope. -- Mey K., 20:37:19 09/30/02 Mon
[2909]

[> [The Process of Healing = The clear signs of hope] a NOM! I like it, but... -- Ghud Sariffian, 03:04:17 10/01/02 Tue

...wouldnīt it be even better both rethorically and as a gram if you skipped both the "The"?
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[> [> Re: [The Process of Healing = The clear signs of hope] a NOM! I like it, but... -- Mey K., 05:13:00 10/01/02 Tue


>...wouldnīt it be even better both rethorically and as
>a gram if you skipped both the "The"?

Thanks, Ghud!
I considered this, but aimed for the specific, social phrase. You're right, though, it reads much better the other way... Can you chop'em please, RG?

Later!,
Mey K.
[2927]
Man Utd -- Wayne Baisley, 00:46:14 10/01/02 Tue

Manics Untethered
M-U, The ancient reds
Duncan. Three times. (Duncan Edwards, of course)

Cheers,
Wayne
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A couple -- Allan Morley, 21:00:32 09/30/02 Mon

The Arab-Israeli conflict =
Sharon: I'll act a bit fierce.

Every man has his price =
I pay cash 'n' reverse him.

A stretch limo =
This car-motel. ;-)

The meaning of life =
The offline enigma. [weirdly profound ;-)]

(rude)
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
The striptease =
He peers at tits!

;-)
Allan
[2910]

[> Two NOMS :) -- Paul Pan, 22:31:18 09/30/02 Mon

>Every man has his price =
>I pay cash 'n' reverse him.
How apt! GEN NOM


>The striptease =
>He peers at tits!
And so do I :) Rude NOM!
[2911]

[> Re: A couple ANOTHER NOM - Topical -- Larry Brash, 23:12:57 09/30/02 Mon

>The Arab-Israeli conflict =
>Sharon: I'll act a bit fierce.

Very nice, Allan.
[2915]
Dante Gabriel Rossetti's 'The Daydream' = Artist theme: it's a green-robed lady. -- Jaybur, 19:00:05 09/27/02 Fri
[2834]

[> Corrected 'gram: Dante Gabriel Rossetti's 'The Daydream' = Artist theme: it's a sad, green-robed lady. -- Jaybur, 19:03:29 09/27/02 Fri
[2835]

[> [> Re: [Artist theme: it's a sad, green-robed lady.] It certainly is. O/Names *NOM*, Janet. -- Mike Torr, 20:36:54 09/27/02 Fri
[2836]

[> [> [> I second that!!! ....Trod by the leg, a sad maid sits near tree.. .n/t -- Paul Pan, 22:43:07 09/27/02 Fri
[2840]

[> [> [> [> Thanks for the NOM, and the Second, Mike and Paul. Will be ENT, Category. I think. -- Jaybur, 00:13:24 09/28/02 Sat
[2849]

[> [> Re: Another anagram, changed slightly: 'The Daydream' by Dante Gabriel Rossetti = A lady, that green-robed maid, sits by tree. -- Jaybur, 07:52:43 09/28/02 Sat
[2857]

[> [> [> Even better, IMO! I can shift the nom to this one if you prefer. [+more] -- Richard G, 23:24:43 09/28/02 Sat

One last tweak, perhaps:
'The Daydream' by Dante Gabriel Rossetti =
I am a green-robed lady that'd sit by trees.

[makes the 'gram a bit prosaic, actually]

---
RG
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[> [> [> [> I can shift the nom to this one if you prefer. Yes, I think that would be best, if Mike does not object. Thanks. -- Jaybur, 07:50:41 09/30/02 Mon
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[> [> [> [> [> Re: I can shift the nom to this one if you prefer. Yes, I think that would be best, if Mike does not object. Thanks. -- Mike Torr, 19:27:25 09/30/02 Mon

Actually, I thought the original was better; it had a certain dry humour to it, a kind of simplistic understatement. I don't object to the change - it's up to you, Janet. You should probably decide based on how many votes you think each might get ;-)
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Shallow = 'All-show' -- Mey K., 03:37:11 09/30/02 Mon


Is this old?

Shallow = 'All-show'.

(as in 'He's shallow = He's all-show.)

Later!,
Mey K.
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[> Re: Shallow = 'All-show' -- Gen *NOM* (assuming it's new) -- Mike Torr, 19:17:45 09/30/02 Mon
[2898]
A Surprise (rude!) -- Mike Torr, 23:32:11 09/26/02 Thu

I think this 'gram may be new, although the subject has been done before...

Coitus interruptus
=
Cunt surprise: out it
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[> Ha! A nice rude NOM :) -- Paul Pan, 23:56:48 09/26/02 Thu
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[> [> Re: Ha! A nice rude NOM :) Thanks Paul! -- Mike Torr, 01:10:11 09/27/02 Fri
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[> [A Surprise (rude!)] No nom, I'm afraid. -- Richard G, 22:39:31 09/27/02 Fri

>I think this 'gram may be new, although the subject
>has been done before...
>
>Coitus interruptus
>=
>Cunt surprise: out it

Alas, this one has three words in common with an existing Rude winner: "Cunt users rip it out!" [Larry Brash]. It's borderline but I'd be inclined not to accept the nom, unless Larry disagrees. Sorry Mike.

---
RG
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[> [> Re: [A Surprise (rude!)] No nom, I'm afraid. -- Mike Torr, 00:48:07 09/28/02 Sat

>>I think this 'gram may be new, although the subject
>>has been done before...
>>
>>Coitus interruptus
>>=
>>Cunt surprise: out it
>
>Alas, this one has three words in common with an
>existing Rude winner: "Cunt users rip it out!" [Larry
>Brash]. It's borderline but I'd be inclined not to
>accept the nom, unless Larry disagrees. Sorry Mike.

I do wonder how many 'grams there are of this phrase containing the word 'Surprise', which is the longest word present.

Nevertheless, I didn't personally think it was good enough for a nom, so I don't have any problem with the decision anyway.
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[> [> Re: [A Surprise (rude!)] Aah, he give $5, no, I mean a NOM. -- Larry Brash, 17:35:00 09/29/02 Sun


>Alas, this one has three words in common with an
>existing Rude winner: "Cunt users rip it out!" [Larry
>Brash]. It's borderline but I'd be inclined not to
>accept the nom, unless Larry disagrees. Sorry Mike.

I think it is different enough to warrant a NOM. I liked the use of the word "surprise" to convey a bit of ungentlemanly behaviour of pulling out without warning.

Larry.
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[> [> [> Re: [A Surprise (rude!)] Aah, he give $5, no, I mean a NOM. -- Mike Torr, 19:15:36 09/30/02 Mon

>
>>Alas, this one has three words in common with an
>>existing Rude winner: "Cunt users rip it out!" [Larry
>>Brash]. It's borderline but I'd be inclined not to
>>accept the nom, unless Larry disagrees. Sorry Mike.
>
>I think it is different enough to warrant a NOM. I
>liked the use of the word "surprise" to convey a bit
>of ungentlemanly behaviour of pulling out without
>warning.

I seriously believe that this one won't do well in the awards, anyway - so I'm really not too bothered. But thanks anyway, Larry!
[2897]
Captain Lawrence (Titus) Oates = Asleep out in Antarctic waste. -- David A. Green, 05:06:10 09/29/02 Sun
[2875]

[> Re: Captain Lawrence (Titus) Oates = Asleep out in Antarctic waste. JUST BRILLIANT, DAVID! NAMENOM -- Larry Brash, 16:01:31 09/29/02 Sun
[2876]

[> Re: *NOM* seconded! Classic 'gram. -- Mike Torr, 19:13:49 09/30/02 Mon
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Faintly rude -- Richard G, 03:31:24 09/29/02 Sun

To live in sin =
Loins invite. ;)

---
RG
[2870]

[> Re: Faintly rude -- Mike Torr, 19:12:46 09/30/02 Mon

>To live in sin =
>Loins invite. ;)

Or, how about:
Loins invite ~ to live in sin
[2895]
Singer Anastacia = Against canaries ! -- Zoran, 01:50:23 09/30/02 Mon
[2886]
Title song from "Moulin Rouge" -- Zoran, 01:46:19 09/30/02 Mon

Lady Marmalade
=
Real lady,madam
A mad,mad - really !
All ready,madam !
All mad,dear Mya !*


* one of the artist in this song,
with Christina Aguilera,Lil' Kim,
Pink and Missy Elliot
[2885]
Country singer Garth Brooks (a few) -- Mattias Inghe, 07:22:22 09/28/02 Sat

Country singer Garth Brooks=

take your pick :)

Sorry ego hunts boring track.
Angry rock tutors: 'Heīs boring!'
No strong rock hits? Bury gear!

Rockstar boy returning hogs.
Gonorrhea struck string-boy!
Bugger, rockstar is not horny.

And finally...
Nightborn sorry goatsucker.

;)
[2856]

[> Ent nom for "Angry rock tutors: 'Heīs boring!'" :) -- Richard G, 22:58:29 09/28/02 Sat
[2862]

[> [> [Ent nom] - Thank you! But wouldn't Name be a better category? Surely you dont call THAT entertainment? ;) -- Mattias Inghe, 18:16:02 09/29/02 Sun
[2883]
Boys Vs Girls (very rude) -- Paul Pan, 03:26:37 09/27/02 Fri

Boys :
Bash The Candle
Batting Practice
Beat Off
Beating The Bishop
Beating The Snake
Beating The Stick
Beating Your Meat
Being Your Own Best Friend
Boppin' Your Bologna
Box The Jesuit
Burping The Worm
Butter Your Corn
Changing Your Oil
Choke Kojak
Chugging 'N' Hugging The Felicific Rooster
Clubbing The Uninhibited Collie
Draining The Mirthful Moose
Entertaining The Cunning Tidbit
Fiddling The Gigantic Guitar
Fist Curriculum
Flogging 'N' Drilling The Tittering Caribou
Flogging The Dilettantish Grouse
Frugal Auto-Copulation
Fulfilling Bubba
Gagging The Long Vivid Reptile
Gagging 'N' Grilling The Itching Terrier Bitch
Levitating The Amphibian Prick
Liquidating The Gleeful Sardine
Meeting Oneself Ltd.
Mutating The Cheering Poodle
Peel The Carrot
Pitching The Uninhibited Serpent
Playing With Dick
Playing With Susi Palmer And Her Five Friends
Polishing The Chrome Dome
Polishing Your Bayonet
Polishing Your Helmet
Popping The Purple Pimple
Pugging The Libidinal Mastiff
Punchin' The Munchkin
Ropin' The Long Horn
Roughing Up The Suspect
Rounding Up The Tadpoles
Scraping Your Carrot
Scratching The Itch
Seasonin' Your Meat
Self Love
Shaking Hands With Abe Lincoln
Shaking Hands With The Governor
Shaking Hands With The Unemployed
Shifting Gears
Shine Your Pole
Shining The Helmet
Slam The Hammer
Slap My Happy Sacks
Slapping The Cyclops
Smacking Your Sister
Spank The Frank
Spank Your Monkey
Squeezing The Burrito
Staff Meeting
Stir The Soup
Stroking Your Giggling Goat
Tame The Wild Hog
Tease The Weasle
Tenderise The Meat
Threading A Needle
Throwin' Down
Tickle The Elmo
Tiffing 'N' Miffing Mr Griffin
Toss Off 'N' Gnarl
Toss The Boss
Toting The Invincible Viper
Tug Of War With Cyclops
Tugging The Enchanted Beagle
Tugging Your Tapioka Tube
Tugging Your Toobsteak
Tuning The Antenna
Turning Japanese
Tussle With Your Muscle
Unwapping The Pepperoni
Vacillating The Gargantuan Drill
Varnishing The Titanic Cane
Whipping The One-Eyed Wonder Weasle
Winding The Jack In The Box

=

Girls :
A Night In With The Girls
Airing The Orchid
Auditioning The Finger Puppets
Beat The Beaver
Beating Around The Bush
Brushing The Beaver
Buff The Weasle
Carpet Bumping
Cat Got Tongue
Checking For Squirrels
Clam Bake For One
Cleaning Your Fingers
Clitters
Coming Into Your Own
Coming Into Your Own
Countering Cunts
Creamin'
Cunt Cuddling
Dialing The Rotary Phone
Digging A Trench
Doing Your Nails
Dousing The Digits
Drilling For Oil
Engaging In Safe Sex
Erasing The Problem
Fanning The Fur
Feeding The Bearded Clam
Feeding Your Slot
Fiddling The Bean
Finger Blasting
Fingerbating
Fingerpainting
Flickin' The Bean
Flit Your Clit
Fucking Without Complications
Gagging The Clam
Gagging The Lips Of Love
Genital Stimulation Via Phalangetic Motion
Get A Date With Slick Mittens
Get A Stinky Pinky
Going Mining
Greasing Your Hips
Grissle Rub
Groping The Grotto
Having Sex With Someone You Love
Hee-Haw With Wrinkled Mee-Maw
Hitchhiking South
Hitchhiking To Heaven
Hitchhiking Under The Big Top
Jillin' Off
Jocelyn Eldering
Let The Fingers Do The Walkin'
Lube Job
Making Soup
Manual Override
Muffin Buffin'
Nulling The Void
Paddling The Pink Canoe
Pampering The Pussy
Parting The Red Sea
Pearl Fishing
Pet The Petunia
Pet The Pussy Cat
Play Couch Hockey For One
Play Poker
Play The Clitar
Play The Silent Trumbone
Playing With Her Pineapple
Playing With Mrs. Palmer's Five Daughters
Playing With The Man In The Boat
Polishing The Nugget
Polishing The Peanut
Polishing The Pearl
Pushing The Button
Pussy Soccer
Riding The Unicycle
Rolling The Dough
Rubbin' The Nubbin
Rubbing The Donut
Rubbing The Red Pussycat
Scoring The Hoop
Soaking The Whisker Biscuit
Spearing The Bearded Clam
Spelunking
Squeeze The Peach
Strumming
Strumming The Banjo
Surfing The Channel
Teasing The Kitty
Teasing The Tuna Taco
Testing The Plumbing
Three Point Shot
Tickling The Taco
Tiptoe Through The Twolips
Toggling The Bit
Tossing Pink Salad
Trolling The Bermuda Triangle
Two Finger Taco Tango
Washing Your Fingers
[2828]

[> Re: Boys Vs Girls (very rude) SPECIAL NOM but needs a tweak -- Richard G, 23:20:36 09/27/02 Fri

Needs a little fix: "Coming Into Your Own" appears twice on the Girls' side. Apart from that, great!

---
RG
[2846]

[> [> Re: Boys Vs Girls (very rude) SPECIAL NOM but needs a tweak -- Paul Pan, 23:40:54 09/27/02 Fri

Thanks Richard for the NOM. I a sense, unacknowledged anagramming is quite tantamount to "Performing the Masonic Secret Self Handshake" ;)

How 'bout replacing the redundant phrase with "Wooing in my contour" (or, for even more deranged imagery "Wooing in my crouton")?
Paul
[2847]

[> [> Re: Boys Vs Girls (very rude) SPECIAL NOM but needs a tweak -- Joe F., 01:33:47 09/28/02 Sat

I was going to NOM this but then I noticed the mistake and held back. Of course, NOM seconded if you fix it!

Also, I've just spotted that the source text contains the phrase "Unwapping The Pepperoni", which I think should read "Unwrapping The Pepperoni" (sorry to be so pedantic!)

JF
[2852]

[> [> [> OK, here's the (hopefully completely) debugged version :) -- Paul Pan, 00:37:06 09/29/02 Sun

Boys :
Bash The Candle
Batting Practice
Beat Off
Beating The Bishop
Beating The Snake
Beating The Stick
Beating Your Meat
Being Your Own Best Friend
Boppin' Your Bologna
Box The Jesuit
Burping The Worm
Butter Your Corn
Changing Your Oil
Choke Kojak
Chugging 'N' Hugging The Felicific Rooster
Clubbing The Uninhibited Collie
Draining The Mirthful Moose
Entertaining The Cunning Tidbit
Fiddling The Gigantic Guitar
Fist Curriculum
Flogging 'N' Drilling The Tittering Caribou
Flogging The Dilettantish Grouse
Frugal Auto-Copulation
Fulfilling Bubba
Gagging The Long Vivid Reptile
Gagging 'N' Grilling The Itching Terrier Bitch
Levitating The Amphibian Prick
Liquidating The Gleeful Sardine
Meeting Oneself Ltd.
Mutating The Cheering Poodle
Peel The Carrot
Pitching The Uninhibited Serpent
Playing With Dick
Playing With Susi Palmer And Her Five Friends
Polishing The Chrome Dome
Polishing Your Bayonet
Polishing Your Helmet
Popping The Purple Pimple
Pugging The Libidinal Mastiff
Punchin' The Munchkin
Ropin' The Long Horn
Roughing Up The Suspect
Rounding Up The Tadpoles
Scraping Your Carrot
Scratching The Itch
Seasonin' Your Meat
Self Love
Shaking Hands With Abe Lincoln
Shaking Hands With The Governor
Shaking Hands With The Unemployed
Shifting Gears
Shine Your Pole
Shining The Helmet
Slam The Hammer
Slap My Happy Sacks
Slapping The Cyclops
Smacking Your Sister
Spank The Frank
Spank Your Monkey
Squeezing The Burrito
Staff Meeting
Stir The Soup
Stroking Your Giggling Goat
Tame The Wild Hog
Tease The Weasle
Tenderise The Meat
Threading A Needle
Throwin' Down
Tickle The Elmo
Tiffing 'N' Miffing Mr Griffin
Toss Off 'N' Gnarl
Toss The Boss
Toting The Invincible Viper
Tug Of War With Cyclops
Tugging The Enchanted Beagle
Tugging Your Tapioka Tube
Tugging Your Toobsteak
Tuning The Antenna
Turning Japanese
Tussle With Your Muscle
Unwrapping The Pepperoni
Vacillating The Gargantuan Drill
Varnishing The Titanic Cane
Whipping The One-Eyed Wonder Weasle
Winding The Jack In The Box

=

Girls :
A Night In With The Girls
Airing The Orchid
Auditioning The Finger Puppets
Beat The Beaver
Beating Around The Bush
Brushing The Beaver
Buff The Weasle
Carpet Bumping
Cat Got Tongue
Checking For Squirrels
Clam Bake For One
Cleaning Your Fingers
Clitters
Coming Into Your Own
Countering Cunts
Creamin'
Cunt Cuddling
Dialing The Rotary Phone
Digging A Trench
Doing Your Nails
Dousing The Digits
Drilling For Oil
Engaging In Safe Sex
Erasing The Problem
Fanning The Fur
Feeding The Bearded Clam
Feeding Your Slot
Fiddling The Bean
Finger Blasting
Fingerbating
Fingerpainting
Flickin' The Bean
Flit Your Clit
Fucking Without Complications
Gagging The Clam
Gagging The Lips Of Love
Genital Stimulation Via Phalangetic
Get A Date With Slick Mittens
Get A Stinky Pinky
Going Mining
Greasing Your Hips
Grissle Rub
Groping The Grotto
Having Sex With Someone You Love
Hee-Haw With Wrinkled Mee-Maw
Hitchhiking South
Hitchhiking To Heaven
Hitchhiking Under The Big Top
Jillin' Off
Jocelyn Eldering
Let The Fingers Do The Walkin'
Lube Job
Making Soup
Manual Override
Motor-in
Muffin Buffin'
Nulling The Void
Paddling The Pink Canoe
Pampering The Pussy
Parting The Red Sea
Pearl Fishing
Pet The Petunia
Pet The Pussy Cat
Play Couch Hockey For One
Play Poker
Play The Clitar
Play The Silent Trumbone
Playing With Her Pineapple
Playing With Mrs. Palmer's Five Daughters
Playing With The Man In The Boat
Polishing The Nugget
Polishing The Peanut
Polishing The Pearl
Pushing The Button
Pussy Soccer
Riding The Unicycle
Rolling The Dough
Rubbin' The Nubbin
Rubbing The Donut
Rubbing The Red Pussycat
Scoring The Hoop
Soaking The Whisker Biscuit
Spearing The Bearded Clam
Spelunking
Squeeze The Peach
Strumming
Strumming The Banjo
Surfing The Channel
Teasing The Kitty
Teasing The Tuna Taco
Testing The Plumbing
Three Point Shot
Tickling The Taco
Tiptoe Through The Twolips
Toggling The Bit
Tossing Pink Salad
Trolling The Bermuda Triangle
Two Finger Taco Tango
Washing Your Fingers
Wooing in my crouton
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[> [> [> [> Re: OK, here's the (hopefully completely) debugged version :) -- Larry Brash, 16:24:39 09/29/02 Sun


>Tiptoe Through The Twolips

The neighbours must have heard me laughing at this one.

Fantastic work, Paul.

Larry
[2878]

[> [> [> [> [> Hehe, glad you enjoyed it boss :) -- Paul Pan, 18:14:04 09/29/02 Sun
[2882]
The American Polygraph Association = O, they spot a scheming paranoiac liar. -- David A. Green, 03:56:35 09/29/02 Sun
[2872]

[> Re: The American Polygraph Association = O, they spot a scheming paranoiac liar. OTHER NAMES NOM -- Larry Brash, 16:32:41 09/29/02 Sun
[2879]
Aerophagia (II) -- E. Guiraldes, 04:02:58 09/29/02 Sun

Aerophagia and Intestinal Gas =

Entails eating air and... oh!... a gasp
Eatin' air and loathing passage...
[2874]
A comic opera -- Richard G, 03:28:12 09/29/02 Sun

The Marriage of Figaro (Le nozze di Figaro) =
Here, idolize gag-aria offering of Mozart.

---
RG
[2869]

[> Re: A comic opera *Le NOM* -- Mey K., 03:31:59 09/29/02 Sun

>The Marriage of Figaro (Le nozze di Figaro) =
>Here, idolize gag-aria offering of Mozart.

Yep, fits it nicely. Ent Nom, RG!

Later,
Mey K.
[2871]
Department of Motor Vehicles = Led to the improvement of cars. -- Mey K., 08:34:14 09/28/02 Sat
[2859]

[> Re: [Led to the improvement of cars] How do you follow that? O/names *NOM*! -- Mike Torr, 09:08:43 09/28/02 Sat
[2860]

[> [> Re: [Led to the improvement of cars] How do you follow that? O/names *NOM*! Glad you liked it, Mike! -- Mey K., 03:22:55 09/29/02 Sun
[2868]
Mohandas Gandhi = Ah, Man and his God. -- Mey K., 03:21:21 09/29/02 Sun
[2867]
English Is Tough Stuff (Unpredictable Pronunciation) -- Richard G, 13:05:14 09/26/02 Thu

[Inspired by a couple of versions of this poem that appeared earlier in the year, in particular Walter Newboldt's. ;)
Note that the constraint in the anagram also applies to the title and to the explanatory lines that begin & end the poem.]


English Is Tough Stuff (Unpredictable Pronunciation)
[see ../literary/various/poems-english.html -- Ed.]

---
REG
[2816]

[> Re: English Is Tough Stuff *NEM -- Daved Boerke, 17:20:28 09/26/02 Thu

REG wrote

>English Is Tough Stuff (Unpredictable Pronunciation)

<snep>

Brillient werk, Richerd. Special Nem.
[2818]

[> Re: [English Is Tough Stuff] EspEcially EntErtaining! SpEcial NOM sEcondEd, Richard! -- Jaybur, 02:24:06 09/27/02 Fri
[2827]

[> [> Thankyee, Dave & Jayber! [+revised version] -- Richie Gee, 23:02:28 09/27/02 Fri

Of course, as soon as I'd posted this I had an idea for how to improve it by reducing the arbitrariness of the word order. In this version each of the 14 verses is now an acrostic on an 8-letter word - each containing, you guessed it, an E. This took some doing given that at first there weren't enough words beginning with E, so I ended up having to decapitate a few words like YEARNING, YEARLY and WEIGHTY.

[snip original]

=

    The Friendly Letter E

[see ../literary/various/poems-english.html -- Ed.]

---
RG
[2842]

[> [> [> Re: Thankyee, Dave & Jayber! [+revised version] -- Davey Bee, 23:43:41 09/27/02 Fri

Very clever, Richard! But how about
arranging the 14 verses in blocks thus:

****
*
****
*
****

to make a giant letter E?

cheers

db
[2848]

[> [> [> [> [Giant letter E] Hey, there's an idea... I'll give it a try. Thanks DB! -- Richard G, 22:54:36 09/28/02 Sat
[2861]

[> [> [> Re: Thankyee, Dave & Jayber! [+revised version] Nothing like taking the Easy way, is there, no siree ;) -- Jayberee, 00:19:34 09/28/02 Sat
[2850]
A Song Of The Weather -- Mike Torr, 03:07:22 09/28/02 Sat

A Song Of The Weather

January brings the snow;
Makes your feet and fingers glow.

February's Ice and sleet,
Freeze the toes right off your feet.

Welcome, March, with wint'ry wind:
Would thou wert not so unkind

April brings the sweet spring showers;
On and on for hours and hours.

Farmers fear unkindly May;
Frost by night and hail by day

June just rains and never stops;
Thirty days and spoils the crops.

In July the sun is hot:
Is it shining? No, it's not!

August, cold and dank and wet,
Brings more rain than any yet.

Bleak September's mist and mud,
Is enough to chill the blood.

Then October adds a gale,
Wind and slush and rain and hail.

Dark November brings the fog;
Should not do it to a dog.

Freezing wet December, then...
Bloody January again!

(January brings the snow;
Makes your feet and fingers glow).

-- Michael Flanders and Donald Swann

=

An Unfunny Drudgery Song

Monday shocking, doing 'scrub'
Distant memories of the pub,
As those aching heads we rub.

Tuesday, it seems we are winning;
"Workload's showing signs of thinning!"
Frenziedly we jabber, grinning.

Wednesday strong 'n' stern doth grunt,
A very rainy day (warm front);
Jon makes jokes, to bear the brunt.

Thursday: try to hit rewind;
Forward blindfold (sinful bind!);
Fun, forbidden friends to find.

Friday: see us all released!
Thank god the streets are well-policed!
Let's sally forth to get well piste!

Saturday, a respite small:
Men can snooze (or paint a hall)
But in the night go out and brawl.

Sunday's such a so-and-so:
The holy and the errant know,
That monday looms to augur woe...

(refrain)
Monday shocking, doing 'scrub'
Distant memories of the pub,
As those aching heads we rub.

-- Hannah Jenny Jar Jar II, hewn of heaven.
[2853]

[> Re: A Song Of The Weather: A warm Special NOM, Mike! -- Jaybur, 03:27:10 09/28/02 Sat
[2854]

[> [> Re: [A warm Special NOM, Mike!] Wow, that was quick! -- Mike Torr, 03:38:53 09/28/02 Sat

Thanks Janet. Looking at it again, I'm still a little uncomfortable with the awkward attribution ("Hannah Jenny Jar Jar II, hewn of heaven"). But I think I'll leave it alone. I don't really fancy another battle with all those 'n's and 'j's!
[2855]

[> [> Re: A Song Of The Weather: A warm Special NOM, Mike! Seconded, Mike! Great idea -- Mey K., 08:32:01 09/28/02 Sat
[2858]
The Disciple Judas Iscariot = Historic pail act, Jesus died. -- Mattias Inghe, 08:29:14 09/24/02 Tue
[2742]

[> Re: The Disciple Judas Iscariot = Historic pail act, Jesus died. -- David A. Green, 10:10:23 09/24/02 Tue

The disciple Judas Iscariot = "I juiced Christ", said apostle.

(I think 'juiced' is a slang term for killed-off or done away with, although I can't find it in any of the online dictionaries.)
[2744]

[> [> Re: The Disciple Judas Iscariot = "I juiced Christ", said apostle. - NOM! -- Allan Morley, 15:16:26 09/24/02 Tue

>The disciple Judas Iscariot = "I juiced Christ", said
>apostle.
>
>(I think 'juiced' is a slang term for killed-off or
>done away with, although I can't find it in any of the
>online dictionaries.)

LOL! I think the meaning of 'juiced' is pretty clear. ;-)
People's Names NOM!

Allan
[2747]

[> [> Re: The Disciple Judas Iscariot = Historic pail act, Jesus died. -- Mattias Inghe, 17:05:09 09/24/02 Tue

>The disciple Judas Iscariot = "I juiced Christ", said
>apostle.
>
>(I think 'juiced' is a slang term for killed-off or
>done away with, although I can't find it in any of the
>online dictionaries.)

When I was a youngster, 'to juice' was slang for making out. Still, a damn good gram. Much better than my pretentious one. :)
[2750]

[> [> The Disciple Judas Iscariot = Idiotical Jesus dispatcher -- Adrian H, 19:46:41 09/24/02 Tue
[2754]

[> [> [> [Idiotical Jesus dispatcher] Another name nom, methinks. -- Richard G, 01:29:33 09/25/02 Wed
[2776]

[> [> [> [> Thanks RG. Perhaps "Jesus' idiotical dispatcher" would be a better way of phrasing it? -- Adrian H, 00:45:55 09/27/02 Fri
[2824]

[> [> [> [> [> [Jesus' idiotical dispatcher] Yes, an improvement. Revised version now in. -- Richard G, 22:41:48 09/27/02 Fri
[2839]

[> [> [> The Disciple Judas Iscariot = Paid, I... I located Jesus Christ! -- Adrian H, 01:12:36 09/27/02 Fri
[2826]

[> [> [> [> [Paid, I... I located Jesus Christ!] Oh, so close... :) -- Richard G, 22:43:41 09/27/02 Fri
[2841]

[> [> [> [> [> Re: How about: I located Jesus Christ: I paid. (referring to punishment received afterwards?) -- Mike Torr, 23:11:14 09/27/02 Fri
[2843]

[> [> Another attempt, delivered in script form -- Paul Pan, 23:15:08 09/27/02 Fri

The disciple Judas Iscariot
=
(Judas to Christ): "I lied, Jesus!"
(Jesus, irritated): Shit!
(Judas, to Roman guard): Accord a tip!
[2845]

[> The disciple Judas Iscariot ~ jails Christ: despotic "adieu' ! -- Paul Pan, 18:28:50 09/24/02 Tue
[2752]
Yasser Arafat's compound ruined = As foes' army surrounded captain. -- Mey K., 06:53:21 09/27/02 Fri
[2830]

[> Re: Yasser Arafat's compound ruined = As foes' army surrounded captain. NOM -- Joe F., 23:13:21 09/27/02 Fri

I just spotted this after you posted this in the NG. Sorry for missing it! Definite Topical NOM.

JF
[2844]
Online Gaming = Meaning: 'Log in'. -- Hans-Peter, 18:36:29 09/26/02 Thu

Last gram for the next two weeks...
So relax... :-)
[2819]

[> Re: Online Gaming = Meaning: 'Log in'. -- Richard G, 22:30:25 09/27/02 Fri

>Last gram for the next two weeks...
>So relax... :-)

"Missing you already!" [ewww, how American] =
Do rue a slimy saying.

---
RG
[2837]
facetiously = toy 'if'-clause -- Mike Torr, 11:35:05 09/27/02 Fri
[2833]
Read this in a Cockney accent... -- Mike Torr, 23:44:34 09/26/02 Thu

Prime Minister Sir Winston Churchill
=
Iron will triumphs in me trench crisis!
[2822]

[> Re: Read this in a Cockney accent... A solid Name Nom, Mike! -- Mey K., 06:50:23 09/27/02 Fri
[2829]

[> [> Re: Cheers Mey! -- Mike Torr, 10:22:37 09/27/02 Fri
[2832]
President Saddam Hussein = Pinhead resists US demand. -- Mey K., 07:58:17 09/25/02 Wed
[2790]

[> Re: President Saddam Hussein = Pinhead resists US demand. * NOM * -- David A. Green, 08:38:08 09/25/02 Wed

Welcome back, Mey! And congratulations on an altogether superior anagram. PEOPLES NAMES NOM or TOPICAL, perhaps?
[2794]

[> [> Re: President Saddam Hussein = Pinhead resists US demand. * NOM * -- Mey K., 06:57:28 09/27/02 Fri


>Welcome back, Mey! And congratulations on an
>altogether superior anagram.

Thank you very much, David!

>PEOPLES NAMES NOM or TOPICAL, perhaps?

Probably Topical. I'll decide later.
Another one, for the UN:

President Saddam Hussein = Dispraise the UN's demands.

Later!,
Mey K.
[2831]
Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit = Feel Hg trial in behind area. -- Wayne Baisley, 22:39:04 09/26/02 Thu
[2820]
Kylie Minogue = OK guy, lie in me! -- Paul Pan, 01:53:43 09/26/02 Thu
[2805]

[> Oops! Sorry for th eopen posting, that was somewhat smutty :P -- Paul Pan, 02:03:31 09/26/02 Thu
[2806]

[> Kylie Minogue = I like me young -- Mattias Inghe, 09:50:49 09/26/02 Thu
[2813]

[> Kylie Minogue = I unlike my ego. -- Hans-Peter, 16:23:26 09/26/02 Thu
[2817]
Writing to Reach You -- Joe F., 02:19:09 09/26/02 Thu

This song was a hit for Scottish rock band Travis a couple of years ago. The anagram song is to the same tune and (more or less) the same rhythm.

---------------------------------------------------------

Writing To Reach You

Every day I wake up and it's Sunday
Whatever's in my eye won't go away
The Radio is playing all the usual
And what's a Wonderwall anyway

Because my inside is outside
My right side's on the left side
'Cause I'm writing to reach you now
But I might never reach you
Only want to teach you
About you
But that's not you

It's good to know that you are home for Christmas
It's good to know that you are doing well
It's good to know that you all know I'm hurting
It's good to know I'm feeling not so well

Because my inside is outside
My right side's on the left side
'Cause I'm writing to reach you now
But I might never reach you
Only want to teach you
About you
But that's not you
Do you know it's true
But that won't do

Maybe then tomorrow will be Monday
And whatever's in my eye should go away
But still the radio is playing all the usual
And what's a wonderwall anyway

Because my inside is outside
My right side's on the left side
'Cause I'm writing to reach you now
But I might never reach you
Only want to teach you
About you
But that's not you
Do you know it's true
But that won't do
And you know it's you
I'm talking to

=

The Uncut Geek Guy Song

Friday night and everyone has gone out
But it is no surprise I am about
Staring at that screen's what I do today
While all that alcohol has you shout

Now I'm wondering about you
That I may never see you
But now I try e-mail
Try all my come-on lines stale
I only want you here now
But oh, wow
I don't know how

(A giddy stutter)

I want to know if you could care to read this
I want to know if you could give a damn
I want to know if you could listen to me
'Cause I so wish that you'd like me the way I am

Now I'm wondering about you
That I may never see you
But now I try e-mail
Try all my come-on lines stale
I only want you here now
But oh, wow
I don't know how
But that's too bad
I get so sad

(A giddy stutter)

I get up and this day is Saturday
Hey, I better ring you to try to say
That I like you so much but such a dork
So I guess e-mail is here to stay

Now I'm wondering about you
That I may never see you
But now I try e-mail
Try all my come-on lines stale
I only want you here now
But oh, wow
I don't know how
But that's too bad
I get so sad
Yet why should I try?
Such a sad guy

(Did a huge giddy stutter. His vague acceptance. Fit. Gun shot....)
[2807]

[> Dont know if I should laugh or cry! Special NOM :) -- Paul Pan, 02:41:51 09/26/02 Thu
[2808]

[> [> Thanks Paul :) -- Joe F., 08:50:13 09/26/02 Thu
[2812]

[> Re: [Writing to Reach You] Seconded, impressive work Joe. -- Richard G, 12:13:11 09/26/02 Thu
[2815]
Woody (rudeness inside) -- Ghud Sariffian, 10:25:41 09/26/02 Thu

Woody Harrelson = Early shown door
Woody Allen = O, lonely wad!
Woody Guthrie = Weighty odour
[2814]
Slightly smutty -- Ellie, 03:03:19 09/25/02 Wed

Bums and tits = And smut bits!
[2784]

[> Re: Slightly smutty *RUDE NOM* -- Richard G, 03:41:27 09/25/02 Wed

>Bums and tits = And smut bits!

Nice, Ellie! Could also work as:

Bums & tits = Smut bits!
[gaining directness but losing its original implication]

Rude nom for whichever version you prefer.

---
RG
[2786]

[> [> Re: Slightly smutty *RUDE NOM* -- Ellie, 08:21:50 09/25/02 Wed

>>Bums and tits = And smut bits!
>
>Nice, Ellie! Could also work as:
>
>Bums & tits = Smut bits!
>[gaining directness but losing its original
>implication]
>
>Rude nom for whichever version you prefer.
>
>---
>RG


Thank you, Richard!

I kinda like your version 'Bums & tits = Smut bits!'

Is there any rule about using the ampersand in anagrams?

Ellie
[2792]

[> [> [> Re: Slightly smutty *RUDE NOM* + ampers&s -- Richard G, 23:32:09 09/25/02 Wed

>I kinda like your version 'Bums & tits = Smut bits!'
>
>Is there any rule about using the ampersand in
>anagrams?

It's a bit of a grey area, I think - some treat it as just another piece of punctuation, a glorified comma if you will, but many frown on that. Personally, I do my best to avoid them but occasionally (as in the above) they really help to make a 'gram.

RG
[2803]

[> [> [> [> Re: Slightly smutty *RUDE NOM* + ampers&s -- Ellie, 08:37:07 09/26/02 Thu

>>I kinda like your version 'Bums & tits = Smut bits!'
>>
>>Is there any rule about using the ampersand in
>>anagrams?
>
>It's a bit of a grey area, I think - some treat it as
>just another piece of punctuation, a glorified comma
>if you will, but many frown on that. Personally, I do
>my best to avoid them but occasionally (as in the
>above) they really help to make a 'gram.
>
>RG

Thanks for the explanation, Richard. And for the Nom, of course :)

Ellie
[2811]
Nightmare on Elm Street = Relating theme: Monster. -- Hans-Peter, 02:23:28 09/19/02 Thu
[2662]

[> Re: Nightmare on Elm Street = Relating theme: Monster. ENT NOM, H-P! -- Mike Torr, 01:26:34 09/25/02 Wed
[2774]

[> [> [Re: ENT NOM, H-P!] Thanks Mike. Already thought nobody watches those movies :-) -- Hans-Peter, 04:12:13 09/25/02 Wed
[2787]

[> [> How about "Relating monster theme"? Feels more natural, IMO. -- Richard G, 23:23:25 09/25/02 Wed
[2802]

[> [> [> Re: How about "Relating monster theme"? Feels more natural, IMO. -- Hans-Peter, 00:41:44 09/26/02 Thu

Please do me a favour and take the better variant
(whatever it will be)! I am off now for two weeks
for some nice holidays at sea!

Thanks in advance!
Hans-Peter
(in a hurry right now)
[2804]

[> Freddie Krueger, star of 'A Nightmare on Elm Street' -- David A. Green, 06:46:25 09/26/02 Thu

Freddie Krueger, star of 'A Nightmare on Elm Street' =
Sad freak: he gets to murder in teenage terror film.
[2809]

[> [> Re: Freddie Krueger, star of 'A Nightmare on Elm Street' -- Outstanding! ENT NOM for sure! -- Mike Torr, 07:28:14 09/26/02 Thu
[2810]
Change of address -- Mike Torr, 21:11:06 09/25/02 Wed

Please note that my email address has incremented. Yes, even this Forum seems to be under the scrutiny of the spambots :(

=

He he! Certain dense subsystems misrepresent my desire to debate. Upshot: mad shove (they transmit unclean offal to me)!
[2801]
The Mid-East = Death is met -- Adrian H, 02:37:27 09/25/02 Wed

Violence in the Middle East =
Lethal device is mentioned
So evil, intended the malice
Evil Death enclosed me in it
Lamented the evil decision
Can divide hostile element

---
Adrian
[2781]

[> The Mid-East = Death is met TOP NOM, if new :) -- Paul Pan, 02:49:44 09/25/02 Wed
[2783]

[> Why not : The Mid East = Death's time ? -- Zoran, 10:45:22 09/25/02 Wed
[2795]

[> [> Re: Or: The Mid East = Death times... -- Mike Torr, 18:27:59 09/25/02 Wed
[2796]

[> More... -- Paul Pan, 19:13:17 09/25/02 Wed

The Mideast
=
Smite, death
Th' mates die
That demise!
Emits death!
[2797]

[> [> ...as well as ... -- Paul Pan, 19:20:38 09/25/02 Wed

The Mideast
=
Hated smite
Emitted ash
The dim east
I met deaths
Death is met
[2798]

[> [> [> Re: ...as well as ... -- Mike Torr, 20:01:50 09/25/02 Wed

>The Mideast
>=
>Hated smite
>Emitted ash
>The dim east
>I met deaths
>Death is met

That last one looks familiar!
[2799]

[> [> [> [> Hehe, I 'gram faster than I think :P -- Paul Pan, 20:07:31 09/25/02 Wed
[2800]
Spam -- Larry Brash, 00:39:34 09/24/02 Tue

From the ethnobotanical herbalists who brought the herba supplementals; Kathmandu Temple Kiff "1" & "2" "Personal-Choice", pipe-smoking products/substances to the common market!!!

We are finally able to offer for your "Sensitive/Responsive", "Personal Choice" Smoking Enjoyment.the "Seventh Heaven" Temple "3" Ragga Dagga (TM) Pipe-Smoking Substance Supplemental Product. Introduced after three years of research and development; Temple "3" is "Personal Choice" legal Smoking/Indulgence.Redefined!!!

Thanks to recent, dramatic, technological advances in the laboratorial processes for the extraction of alkaloid and glycocide supplements from botanicals/herbas/plant matter, we are now able to offer.in more cultivated/enhanced/viripotent/substantiated format.what had actually already been the most significant, lawful, "Personal Choice" smoking substance available on the planet. "Seventh Heaven" Temple "3" Ragga Dagga (TM) is the sweet, sweet evolution of all of that.

=

Bob Marley Wannabes and white Weekend Rastafarians who want to smoke pot and avoid charges from members of the State Police Department, long jail sentences, the menace of random urine drug tests back at work, AND appear very cool to your friends and thought as clever as me, then here's the ultimate product, the thing for you.

Looks like dope, smells like dope, tastes like dope, even makes you cough like dope, but, in fact, you'll never ever get stoned. It happens to be a complete placebo with little or no sedative effects at all. Might as well be inhaling grass clippings, common catnip or animal's crap for all it'll ever do. Can't get a bhang from this cheap stuff. Call it a complete cannabis sativa substitute, stone-free marihuana, no-high hash, non-commercial-strength common hemp. No example of active tetrahydrocannabinol traces have ever been found.

The Surgeon General tells people that this flaming crap creates financial side-effects. Please, don't get burnt!


-----
Larry
[2732]

[> Re: Spam -- Wooooow man. Spam *NOM*. Far out. -- Mike Torr, 00:59:00 09/24/02 Tue
[2736]

[> ROTFLMAO! Seconded :) -- Paul Pan, 01:39:26 09/24/02 Tue
[2738]

[> [> Re: ROTFLMAO! Seconded :) Thanks, guy. Peace, love, etc, stay cool! -- Larry Brash, 08:11:59 09/24/02 Tue
[2740]

[> Excellent, Larry! NOM thirded! -- Allan Morley, 15:19:35 09/24/02 Tue
[2748]

[> Re: Spam with minor adjustments -- Larry Brash, 08:26:22 09/25/02 Wed

>From the ethnobotanical herbalists who brought the
>herba supplementals; Kathmandu Temple Kiff "1" & "2"
>"Personal-Choice", pipe-smoking products/substances to
>the common market!!!
>
>We are finally able to offer for your
>"Sensitive/Responsive", "Personal Choice" Smoking
>Enjoyment.the "Seventh Heaven" Temple "3" Ragga Dagga
>(TM) Pipe-Smoking Substance Supplemental Product.
>Introduced after three years of research and
>development; Temple "3" is "Personal Choice" legal
>Smoking/Indulgence.Redefined!!!
>
>Thanks to recent, dramatic, technological advances in
>the laboratorial processes for the extraction of
>alkaloid and glycocide supplements from
>botanicals/herbas/plant matter, we are now able to
>offer.in more
>cultivated/enhanced/viripotent/substantiated
>format.what had actually already been the most
>significant, lawful, "Personal Choice" smoking
>substance available on the planet. "Seventh Heaven"
>Temple "3" Ragga Dagga (TM) is the sweet, sweet
>evolution of all of that.
>
>=
>
To all Bob Marley Wannabes and white Weekend Rastafarians who want to smoke pot and avoid charges from members of the State Police Department, huge long jail sentences, the menace of random urine drug tests back at work, AND appear very cool and clever to your friends , then here's that ultimate product, the thing for you.

Looks like dope, smells like dope, tastes like dope, even makes you cough like dope, but, in fact, you'll never ever get stoned. It happens to be a complete placebo with little or no sedative effects. Might as well be inhaling grass clippings, common catnip, tea, or animal's crap for all it'll ever do. Can't get a bhang from this cheap stuff. Call it a complete cannabis sativa substitute, stone-free sham marihuana, no-high hash, non-commercial-strength common hemp. No examples of active tetrahydrocannabinol traces have ever been found.

The Surgeon General tells people that this flaming crap creates financial side-effects. Please, don't get burnt!


>-----
>Larry
[2793]
Booze -- Mattias Inghe, 08:25:41 09/09/02 Mon

Stolichnaya = Holy? Satanic!

Bacardi = Bar acid

Absolut = Bloat us

Jack Daniel's = Jack's denial

Glenfiddish = Did shelf Gin
[2389]

[> NOM 'n' more -- Paul Pan, 18:29:11 09/09/02 Mon

"Stolichnaya = Holy? Satanic!" is my favourite :)

Dom Perignon = Men drooping
Southern Comfort = Froth on customer
Jose Cuervo = Source: Jove
Grand Marnier = Mind arranger
Remy Martin = It: merry man
Jameson = Nose jam
Glenfiddish = He's fiddling = She fiddling = She did fling = He did flings
[2408]

[> [> Other-name self-NOM: Grand Marnier = Mind arranger -- Paul Pan, 19:35:21 09/24/02 Tue
[2753]

[> [> [> [Grand Marnier = Mind arranger] Seconded! How did we miss that one? -- Richard G, 01:23:41 09/25/02 Wed
[2772]

[> [> [> [> Thanks Richard :) -- Paul Pan, 01:57:34 09/25/02 Wed
[2779]

[> [> [> Re: [Grand Marnier = Mind arranger] Hey, didnīt I nom that already? -- Mattias Inghe, 08:04:15 09/25/02 Wed

I thought I did. Oh well. Itīs done now. :)
[2791]
Prince Harry's birthday = HRH cries "Brandy, I party!" -- Jaybur, 00:04:41 09/25/02 Wed
[2765]

[> Re: Prince Harry's birthday = HRH cries "Brandy, I party!" ROTFL! *NOM*! (topical?) -- Mike Torr, 01:31:26 09/25/02 Wed
[2777]

[> [> Re: [HRH cries "Brandy, I party!"] ROTFL! *NOM*! (topical?) Yes... thanks, Mike! -- Jaybur, 05:12:19 09/25/02 Wed
[2789]
United Nations Weapons Inspectors = An inspection: US snoopers wanted it. -- Jaybur, 00:06:48 09/25/02 Wed
[2766]

[> TOP nom Janet, quite newsworthy :) -- Paul Pan, 00:32:36 09/25/02 Wed
[2770]

[> [> Re: TOP nom Janet, quite newsworthy :) Thank you, Paul. -- Jaybur, 05:10:07 09/25/02 Wed
[2788]

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