Anagrammy Placegetters for March 2002
All the highly-placed anagrams from the March 2002 Anagrammy Awards.
[ Previous month ] [ Back to index ] [ Next month ]THE GENERAL CATEGORY
1st - Adrian Hickford with:
Classified Document =
Found access limited.
eq.2nd - Matjaz Pihler with:
I am lonely =
E-mail only.
eq.2nd - Mick Tully with:
Snort cocaine =
Nose narcotic.
THE ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY
1st - Tom Myers with:
He's a legend in his own mind =
Neil Diamond, when he sings.
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
'The Old Man and the Sea' by Ernest Hemingway =
He's made his enemy angry and won the battle.
3rd - Jaybur with:
'The Laughing Cavalier' a painting by Frans Hals =
A fresh chap in a big hat grinning suavely at all.
THE TOPICAL CATEGORY
1st - Tom Myers with:
Celibacy in the priesthood =
Choir boys end pathetic lie!
2nd - Jaybur with:
Mid East =
Sad time.
3rd - Zoran Radisavlevic with:
President Kostunica =
Pretentious and sick!
THE RUDE CATEGORY
1st - Larry Brash with:
Oral stimulation of the penis =
Fellatio's proteins in a mouth.
eq.2nd - Adrian Hickford with:
A close encounter of the third kind =
The alien confronted her, dicks out.
eq.2nd - Tom Myers with:
I've got a boner ~
to go in beaver!
THE SPAM CATEGORY
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
The Amish are known worldwide for their simple lifestyle and their
quality workmanship. Amish Loom Works combines these two qualities
together in the "Original Amish Loom™".
The Amish Loom™ is a unique, handmade, easy to use product made of Northern Michigan native hardwoods--Mountain Ash with Hickory twig handles and Hickory pegs. It is designed to create high quality sweaters, scarves, throws, rugs and other hand-made products.
The Amish Loom™ is a hand craft folk art that enables knitters, beginners, hobbyists, professional weavers and textile designers to do many type of traditional off-loom weaving and knitting with greater accuracy and simplicity than ever before. The Amish Loom™ makes it possible for even the most experienced weaver/knitter, or someone with no handicraft experience and no particular manual dexterity, to make beautiful, stylish clothes and decorative accessories. It is fast and easy to design your own pieces, and patterns. It is easy to size garments, and it is easy to learn a basic collection of various stitches quickly.
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Lord's blessing, my child. I'm Sister Mary Mcbaine and I'm quite ready to sit on your hard cock.
Indeed, after a lifetime of harmless piety, we understand now that the only way to appeal to millions is through raw, sacral sex. Oh no, it's not sick sarcasm or a cynical gimmick; We're really tight on cash.
The New Catholic Church invites you to the pretty Baroque monasteries for a feast of holiness, redemption and erotic massages. Come violate the professed sisters and go straight to heaven! Hump timid, hesitant virgins with silk-like skin or passionate novices who took a vow of tenacity! Find out why it's called the 'missionary' position! Ask for the anointment-and-bondage mix to maximize and quicken the orgasm! We even got a night of paradise for women with the Latin-Tongue Class and some dirty, wild-spirited fun with the Big Hermit.
You can also buy the special illustrated edition of the Perversions Creed, or rent quality X-rated tapes like 'Altar Slave Three', 'Bitches on Quakers' and 'A Firm Ass in Mass'!
Remember, God has created the woman naked and moist... as are we, under the habits.
2nd - Adrian Hickford with:
If you are looking for niche fetish content for your site then
visit us at Modelxpose.
With such fetishes as Pantyhose, Nylons, Panties, Upskirts,
Legs, Feet, Heels, Bondage, Smoking etc we are sure that you can
find the content that will keep your members happy.
With more being added every single day!!
http://www.modelxpose.com
The Adult Webmasters Fetich Content Store
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Ahoy there!
Alternatively, why not visit our new pet store!
Examine (then shoot) the following:
Poodle Puppies
Fluffy Kittens
Four and Twenty Blackbirds (mixed)
The Chickens
Cocks
Lengthy Serpents
Deer
Stag
Caribou
Mammoths
Sheep (with mange)
Mooses (or should that be Meese?)
Teeny-Weeny Insects
Wet Piscatory Creatures (Fish)
Tufted Toads and
The Ingenious Wolf-Pig
3rd - Don P. Fortier with:
Please check out 5 dollars an email...I earned over $850.00 last
month simply by using this program. This company is free to join.
You can get paid and earn prizes for surfing, reading email, taking
surveys, chatting and playing games. To read all about the program,
you must click on the link and sign up. there are no obligations
Just click on the link on the mail and it will take you to the
sign-up page in a new window. Remember to refer all your friends,
as this is how you will make more money.
GOTO
http://www.5DollarEmails.com/cgi-bin/signup.cgi?r=prowler00x@comcast.net
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$5 an e-mail? Even 500 is peanuts! I'm extorting a real CARLOAD
of loot from online companies, simply by hacking into a website
and copying message parts they thought were erased away. Just
think: an incriminating note Ken Lay or Skilling wrote could command
a price of 50 grand or higher. Either they pay us or the mud's
slung and a CEO's looking at time in jail.
Also, during the Microsoft trial, the US government reportedly
paid for all those surprising Bill Gates memos. Will opportunity
knock again?
I'm not crazy. Call me and we'll whip up some big bucks: 800-WWW-GURU.
THE LONG CATEGORY
eq.1st - Jaybur with:
HOW TO CONVERSE: A short lesson
eq.1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Pink: Get The Party Started
3rd - James H. Young with:
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finest metallic balloons, where quality and creativity are taken
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in 1976, Anagram International, Inc., is the world's largest manufacturer
of metallic balloons. Today, located in Minneapolis, Minnesota,
we market products in over 110 countries. Anagram is prepared
to support our customers' marketing activities world wide, either
through our Minneapolis office, or one of our eight sales and
distribution facilities located around the world.
If you'd like to learn more about Anagram, please select one of the listings on the left.
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Given our vast amount of traffic in alt.anagrams, certain fools in it are looking for more outrageous material to work with. It all results in an increasing number of incredibly strange and often quite idiotic results. It is because in the last 11 months, anagrams having to do with Shakespeare have dwindled a full 76 percent. Those with a connection to Edgar Allen Poe have decreased by around 90 percent too. Duller material like this poor one I crafted, in which I use a lame toy named "Anagram", rose 1 percent last year. Is it normal? Our future does not seem to allow for all our nice anagrams. If concerned parties direct all rude comments to me, I'll follow up on it in time.
THE PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY
1st - Richard Grantham with:
Nurse Florence Nightingale =
Heroine curing fallen gents.
2nd - Graham Perkins with:
Admiral Horatio Lord Nelson =
An old RN sailor, a hero I'm told.
3rd - Larry Brash with:
Ernesto Guevara and Fidel Castro =
Dared enforce revolt against USA.
THE OTHER NAMES CATEGORY
eq.1st - Joe Fathallah with:
Fat Club =
Cut flab.
eq.1st - Meyran Kraus with:
The Oxford English Dictionary =
I find thy lexicon's rather good.
3rd - David A. Green with:
The British Board of Film Censors =
Robs cinemas of best horrid filth.
THE SPECIAL CATEGORY
1st - Lardy Girl with:
[Famous Last Words]
1. I'll get a world record for this.
2. Let me reach in and get your watch out of the printing press.
3. It's fireproof.
4. He's probably just hibernating.
5. I'm making a citizen's arrest.
6. So, you're a cannibal?
7. It's probably just a rash.
8. Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?
9. The odds of that happening is a million to one!
10. Pull the pin and count to what?
11. Which wire was I supposed to cut?
12. Hey, watch this!
13. I've seen this done on TV.
14. These are the good kind of mushrooms.
15. I'll hold it and you light the fuse.
16. Funny, you look just like Charles Manson.
17. Rat poison only kills rats.
18. It can't possibly rain for forty days and nights.
19. This doesn't taste right.
20. I can make it before the light changes.
21. Nice doggie.
22. I can do that with my eyes closed.
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1. They look like eggs. Why not take them aboard our spaceship?
2. Odd - It suddenly got foggy inside.
3. We can search faster split in pairs.
4. Oh, it's nothing, just a shy puppy.
5. An icy pod! Defrost the deadly crew within.
6. I left something in the forest. I'll get it and be right back.
7. Fascinating.
8. But it's only a baby, sir, and cute besides.
9. Oh, its just blood.
10. Say, what's in the jars?
11. "Chosen One"?
12. That irritating historian can't prove his story. It's a crazy
yarn.
13. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
14. I can enjoy ultimate power!!
15. We're out of petrol...
16. ...I'll go in that old house and ring help.
17. You have angered it!
18. No, no, don't. Don't kill it. We could learn from them!
19. Nice Halloween costume!
20. Summer camp's fun. Let's make love.
21. Fourth Reich?
22. I ain't afraid of no ghosts.
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
The Beatles:
Across the Universe
3rd - Adrian Hickford with:
I've Got a Little List
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