Anagrammy Placegetters for April 2005
All the highly-placed anagrams from the April 2005 Anagrammy Awards.
[ Previous month ] [ Back to index ] [ Next month ]THE GENERAL CATEGORY
1st - Dean Mayer with:
Familiarity breeds contempt =
Bet it's typical of married men.
2nd - Scott Gardner with:
A depression =
One's despair.
3rd - David Bourke with:
The typical blonde-haired woman =
On the whole, rated incapably dim.
THE ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Star Clint Eastwood ~
also wants to direct.
2nd - Dan Fortier with:
Tiger Woods is the man! =
"Good, I win the Masters!"
3rd - Don P. Fortier with:
Hillary Clinton's black comedy =
"Kill My Bill" (any chance, doctors?)
THE TOPICAL CATEGORY
1st - Scott Gardner with:
The traditional Passover meal =
To have a Seder is all-important.
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Despite hope, ~
the Pope dies.
3rd - ofap with:
Labour Party Manifesto =
Tony Blair maps our fate.
THE PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY
1st - Ellie Dent with:
Will Shakespeare ~
speaks well, I hear.
2nd - David Bourke with:
His Holiness Pope Benedict =
Ich bin ein hopeless despot.
3rd - Scott Gardner with:
The apostle Judas =
A plot -- Jesus' death.
THE OTHER NAMES CATEGORY
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
London's Westminster Abbey =
One wanders by silent tombs.
2nd - Don Rogers with:
Fat Man and Little Boy =
I flatten land by atom.
3rd - Rosie Perera with:
US Office of Management and Budget =
Fudge; finance mega amounts of debt.
THE MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
The movie 'Raiders of the Lost Ark', directed by Steven Spielberg =
It's a biblical trove from God they seek, preserved in the desert.
2nd - Larry Brash with:
NOTE: This forum is moderated. Spam posts will be removed promptly. =
We promise to dump morbid adverts from all those simpleton types.
3rd - Dean Mayer with:
The election candidacies of Tony Blair, Michael Howard and Charles Kennedy ~
as held in national democracy handled by choice of three identical wankers.
THE LONG CATEGORY
1st - Tony Crafter with:
One night I dreamed I was walking along the beach with the Lord
2nd - David Bourke with:
The Queen will miss the civil wedding of Prince Charles
and Camilla Parker Bowles on April 8th, Buckingham Palace
has confirmed. As the prince and Mrs Parker Bowles wished
to keep the occasion a "low-key" affair, the Queen would
honour their plans and stay away, the palace said. But the
sovereign intends to join the congregation at a church
blessing service led by the Archbishop of Canterbury Rowan
Williams in St George's Chapel at Windsor Castle, following
the civil wedding, the spokesman added.
=
The 8 vital reasons Prince Charles is quite happy to wed
Camilla Parker Bowles:
- Posh, intelligent, has whole character, advanced wit
...yet she's cheap!
- Accepts won't be Queen.
- Martin Bashir has no interest in interviewing her.
- Elton John won't be doing a piece about her fast.
- Doesn't listen to Duran Duran/Wham!/Phil Collins CDs
- Won't be producing half-siblings for William/Harry.
- Ravaged, craggy, pachyderm-faced, looks decomposed.
- Lewd, wicked... bangs like a shithouse door in a gale.
(She'll make Chuck a fine wife!)
3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
Childhood by Michael Jackson
THE SPECIAL CATEGORY
1st - Mike Keith with:
Shakespeare's 66th sonnet
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
An excerpt from The Parson's Tale
3rd - Richard Grantham with:
Shakespeare's 97th sonnet
THE RUDE CATEGORY
1st - Mike Keith with:
His large penis ~
is pleasing her.
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
A pair of crotchless panties =
Has rip for potential access.
3rd - Adrian Hickford with:
Interactive porn =
Pervert in action.
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