Anagrammy Placegetters for May 2012
All the highly-placed anagrams from the May 2012 Anagrammy Awards.
[ Previous month ] [ Back to index ] [ Next month ]THE GENERAL CATEGORY
1st - Christopher Sturdy with:
One with a mischievous sense of humour =
I have so much fun with someone serious!
2nd - Larry Brash with:
Actions speak louder than words =
Useless pair chat and do not work.
3rd - Tony Crafter with:
One's wild oats =
Sown to ladies!
THE ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Darwin's evolutionary 'On the Origin of Species' =
It proved how our "Genesis" is one fictional yarn.
2nd - nedesto with:
Captain America
Black Widow
The Hulk
Iron Man
Thor
=
Patriot
Hot chick
Calm down!
Urbane man
Ah, I like war!
3rd - Scott Gardner with:
"The Scream" painting =
Inspect a nightmare.
THE TOPICAL CATEGORY
1st - Tony Crafter with:
The Diamond Jubilee anniversary celebrations =
Ever a noble icon, Her Majesty's lauded in Britain!
2nd - Scott Gardner with:
The annular solar eclipse =
Lunar halo is pearlescent.
3rd - View with:
Sad men mourn ~
Donna Summer.
THE PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY
eq1st - View with:
Nicolas Sarkozy =
Crazy lookin' ass.
eq1st - nedesto with:
PM David Cameron =
Vapid commander.
3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
The Williams sisters, Serena and Venus =
Ladies must share several tennis wins.
THE OTHER NAMES CATEGORY
1st - Scott Gardner with:
The Olympic Stadium =
My athletics podium
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
McDonald's 'Healthy Eating Options'? =
They all had a "STOP! DON'T COME IN!" sign. ;)
3rd - Tony Crafter with:
Statue of the Little Mermaid, Copenhagen =
Glum female pointed her tits at the ocean.
THE MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY
1st - nedesto with:
This man takes his cross-eyed cur to some vet who casually raised it up and peered into its eyes.
The vet heaved a hushed sigh. ~
"My god... I'll have to put this terrier down." he said.
" 'Cause he is cross-eyed!?" asked the upset man.
"No", said the vet, "It's 'cause he's heavy."
2nd - Rosie Perera with:
Four degrees with zero percent unemployment:
1. Actuarial Science
2. Astrophysics
3. Pharmacology
4. Geophysics
=
Get hired to:
1. Guess when myopic people perish
2. Classify Orion's epoch
3. Try to cure cancer
4. Analyze magma crust
3rd - Tony Crafter with:
1. D E S C E N D A N T
2. E C H E N E I D A E
3. S H O R T C O A T S
4. C E R B E R U L U S
5. E N T E R O M E R E
6. N E C R O L A T E R
7. D I O U M A B A N A
8. A D A L E T A B A T
9. N A T U R E N A M E
10 T E S S E R A T E D
=
1. Name-bearer
2. Under-sea creatures
3. Can mean 'tots' clothes'
4. Ant
5. Internal tube
6. Needed death
7. Area set abroad
8. - do -
9. Clue - 'Tree'
10 Mosaic
THE ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY
1st - Tony Crafter with:
God save our gracious Queen
Long live our noble Queen
God save the Queen
Send her victorious
Happy and glorious
Long to reign over us
God save the Queen
=
ANGER ON THE UNLOVED CHALLENGE
One horror so unique
Oh, I've got over-piqued
Queerest I've seen.
A plague o' U 'n' G's
A glut o' Q 'n' V's
Ever so discouraging
Sod you DB!
2nd - Mike Mesterton-Gibbons with:
God save our gracious Queen
Long live our noble Queen
God save the Queen
Send her victorious
Happy and glorious
Long to reign over us
God save the Queen
=
Value one's English dough
Quash euro quid pro quo
Veto each bid!
Vogue to leave sterling? No!
See no gent's penny go!
Relive our grand age, so
Conserve our quid!
3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
God save our gracious Queen
Long live our noble Queen
God save the Queen
Send her victorious
Happy and glorious
Long to reign over us
God save the Queen
=
Get up, dude, sing along -
It gave us no dull songs,
So I love 'Queen'!
Hunched Roger on the snare,
Group voices, groovy hair...
Vote 'Queen' or be a square!
I do love 'Queen'!
THE LONG CATEGORY
1st - Tony Crafter with:
A guy goes into a bar. He orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can.
The bartender says, "Why are you drinking them so fast?"
The guy says, "Hell, man; you would be drinking fast too if you had what I had."
The bartender says, "What do you have?"
The guy says, "85 cents."
=
Two rest-home seniors are chatting. The guy says, "Can you guess my age, Brenda?"
She says, "Yeah, but I've gotta feel your balls first, Frank."
With that, her hand dives down his front. She has a tug and a grab and then says, "...85."
"Darn it! How did you know that?" he asks.
"You told me yesterday."
THE SPECIAL CATEGORY
THE RUDE CATEGORY
1st - nedesto with:
Walt Disney's Pinocchio =
I can shit woody pencils!
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Patient's catheter =
Scatter pee in that.
3rd - Tony Crafter with:
I can't make love tonight, I'm surfing the crimson wave =
No frets; I'm having a cock-veto while I'm menstruating.
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