Anagrammy Placegetters for November 2019
All the highly-placed anagrams from the November 2019 Anagrammy Awards.
[ Previous month ] [ Back to index ] [ Next month ]THE GENERAL CATEGORY
1st - Brian Taylor with:
Marxist teen =
An extremist.
2nd - Mike Mesterton-Gibbons with:
Divided electorates =
Vote is declared tied.
3rd - Tony Crafter with:
The political parties' manifesto sheets =
It's plain most of these are pathetic lies.
THE ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY
1st - Tony Crafter with:
Walt Disney's animated motion picture 'Frozen II' ~
found Elsa in a midwinter trip to a misty ice zone.
2nd - Adrian Hickford with:
Britten's The Young Person's Guide to the Orchestra =
Teens got trained through best percussion theory.
3rd - Mike Mesterton-Gibbons with:
The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up by Marie Kondo =
I dignify my method of chucking a ton in garbage pile.
THE TOPICAL CATEGORY
1st - Tony Crafter with:
Prince Andrew is to step down from his royal duties =
A role now ends. Epstein's corrupt ways did it for him.
2nd - View with:
The Syrian-Turkish border =
Kurds inhabit there? Sorry!
3rd - David Bourke with:
Evo Morales ~
leaves room.
THE PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY
1st - Jesse Frankovich with:
The leader Vladimir Putin =
Villain there aided Trump.
2nd - Ellie Dent with:
HRH Princess Beatrice of York =
Cor, crikey! Pa's in fresh bother!
3rd - Mike Mesterton-Gibbons with:
The Duke of York, Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor ~
tried to debunk or deny truths a woman knew of.
THE OTHER NAMES CATEGORY
1st - Christopher Sturdy with:
Multilevel Regression and Post-stratification =
If true, poll stats indicate remain voters losing.
2nd - Rosie Perera with:
Krispy Kreme Doughnuts =
Hungry? Modest puke risk.
3rd - Dharam Khalsa with:
Abbr in ~
Airbnb.
THE MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY
1st - Tony Crafter with:
'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory'.
Children:
1. Charlie Bucket
2. Augustus Gloop
3. Veruca Salt
4. Violet Beauregarde
5. Mike Teavee
=
1. A cute, loveable child
2. Teutonic kid, a huge eater
3. Spoilt brat, has a rich father
4. A cocky gum lover
5. A clue? - Ever glued to a screen!
2nd - Ellie Dent with:
A man wakes on his 33rd birthday to notice the clock is stuck at 3:33. He opens the paper's sports page to see horse #3 is running 33 to 1 odds.
~
He takes out hard earned pay, which translates to $33,333.33, pockets 1 ring and picks up possessions, to go bet on the horse. It comes in 3rd.
3rd - David Bourke with:
The actress Emma Watson says that she is 'self-partnered', not single
=
"A most senseless waste...in the past, I'd shag her!", Tony Crafter laments.
THE ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY
1st - Adrian Hickford with:
"There's a slight problem with the sweating because I have a peculiar medical condition which is that I don't sweat or I didn't sweat at the time"
=
"Oh, wait! I was telling white lies. It is the truth that, despite medicine, both Charles and I each sweat about twice more than David Cameron's pig."
2nd - Ellie Dent with:
There's a slight problem with the sweating because I have a peculiar medical condition which is that I don't sweat or I didn't sweat at the time
=
I lie. That said, as I'm the monarch's second son, with wealth, and with the public attitude I get toward war heroes, I believe I might escape, intact.
3rd - Jesse Frankovich with:
"There's a slight problem with the sweating because I have a peculiar medical condition which is that I don't sweat or I didn't sweat at the time."
=
Indeed, with ease we see a tactic we might set with a speech Churchill said in wartime, that is, "I have nothing to impart but blood, toil, and tears."
THE LONG CATEGORY
1st - Dharam Khalsa with:
A silly but accurate guide on how to recognize famous painters by their exceptional artwork:
1. Jan van Eyck
2. Salvador Dali
3. Rembrandt van Rijn
4. Hieronymus Bosch
5. Pablo Picasso
6. Leonardo da Vinci
7. Edgar Degas
8. Edouard Manet
9. Michelangelo
10. Pierre-Auguste Renoir
11. Oscar-Claude Monet
12. Titian (Tiziano Vecellio)
13. Piet Mondrian
14. Pieter Bruegel the Elder
15. Caravaggio (Michelangelo Merisi)
16. Peter Paul Rubens
17. Frida Kahlo
18. El Greco (Domenikos Theotokopoulos)
19. Francois Boucher
=
If everyone looks like:
1. Putin (ladies do too!)
2. A cool acid trip vision
3. A poor hobo under a dim street lamp
4. A nude acrobat
5. A major handicap
6. A curly-hair virgin
7. A ballerina clone
8. Grim partiers in scattered light
9. Muscular men
10. Jollier partiers in scattered light
11. No one seen in scattered light
12. A tortured face on a dark background
13. A vivid colour on Excel as a base
14. Average people
15. Meek cow-eyed men
16. Humongous booties
17. One huge unibrow
18. A long grizzly face
19. Cherubim or sheep
2nd - Tony Crafter with:
The Top Ten Stinkiest Cheeses in the World
10. Taleggio
9. Stilton
8. Stinking Bishop
7. Limburger
6. Roquefort
5. Brie de Meaux
4. Epoisses
3. Muenster / Munster
2. Camembert
1. Pont l'Eveque
=
10. Fetid socks
9. It smelt rich (bit like semen)
8. Pig's bumhole
7. Urine
6. Poop
5. Gents' Toilet
4. Even banned on the bus/train!
3. Sumo wrestler's armpit
2. Grotesque
1. Grotesque in the extreme!
3rd - Ellie Dent with:
A very wealthy lawyer in a small town is notorious for never giving money to any charity that comes his way. The local animal shelter knows he has a dog, and they think that this could be their way into his wallet.
They go to his door and he answers, "What do you want?"
One of the ladies replies, "Hello, Mr. Smith. We know you are very wealthy and we know you also never give to charity. Wouldn't you enjoy giving back to an organization that helps dogs much like your own?"
THE SPECIAL CATEGORY
1st - Tony Crafter with:
BAKER STREET
Gerry Rafferty
Winding your way down on Baker Street
Light in your head and dead on your feet
Well, another crazy day
You'll drink the night away
And forget about everything
This city desert makes you feel so cold
It's got so many people, but it's got no soul
And it's taken you so long
To find out you were wrong
When you thought it held everything
You used to think that it was so easy
You used to say that it was so easy
But you're trying, you're trying now
Another year and then you'd be happy
Just one more year and then you'd be happy
But you're crying, you're crying now
Way down the street there's a light in his place
He opens the door, he's got that look on his face
And he asks you where you've been
You tell him who you've seen
And you talk about anything
He's got this dream about buying some land
He's gonna give up the booze and the one-night stands
And then he'll settle down
In some quiet little town
And forget about everything
But you know he'll always keep moving
You know he's never gonna stop moving
'Cause he's rolling, he's the rolling stone
And when you wake up, it's a new morning
The sun is shining, it's a new morning
And you're going, you're going home
=
ODE TO A LONDON INN
By
A geeky poet (a no-one)
The Metropolitan in Baker Street
Is where those Anagrammy groupies meet,
When a foreign guest hits town,
You Brit guys go on down,
To see them for a drink or ten.
You try the house beers and you chew the fat
About everythin' and this 'n' that,
Then the night goes by and you
Announce your latest news,
Then soon you take your photographs.
Julian, Zoran and you, Meyran Kraus,
You've been along to this good public house,
Plus Larry Brash and Andrew Brehaut too.
Mick Tully, you had funny tales to tell,
Mike Keith, Lardy Girl, Fat Phil as well,
William Tunstall-Pedoe, yes, you too!
David Bourke, always a guiding light,
Chris Sturdy's sinking yeasty booze all night,
Then Tony C, who got pie-eyed,
Yet stayed on for the ride,
Though wondering how he would get home.
In London town they're used to nutty sights,
But none like this nutty event tonight,
THE RUDE CATEGORY
1st - Adrian Hickford with:
Those beautiful breasts =
These fabulous bare tits.
2nd - Christopher Sturdy with:
The boy sticks a finger up his nose =
He's pickin' out nasty fresh bogies.
3rd - Mike Mesterton-Gibbons with:
Boris Johnson: "Unleash Britain's potential" =
Bullshitter on his job as an onanist opiner.
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