Best of the Rest Archive: Authors of one or two anagrams

Abercrombie and Fitch =
Combine thread & fabric.
John Tezel

The Apollo Thirteen mission =
One hellish Moon-trip, I state.
Matjaz Pihler

Armageddon =
Goddam near.
Keith Lehman

Neil Armstrong =
Starring on LEM.
Jean Fontaine

Astronauts =
NASA's tutor.
Steve Krakowski

The Battle of Stalingrad =
Hitler begot fatal stand.
Graham Perkins

Breakfast cereals =
Carb-eaters' flakes.
Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

Breaking and entering =
Began in kindergarten.
Paal Kristen Hansen

Catholics and Protestants =
No contact... as hatred splits.
Jan

Cinderella =
Clean, idler!
Jeff Roy

President Clinton =
I slept on D.C. intern.
Darren Donlen

Cyanide =
I can dye!
Paul Equinox Collins

A diet =
I'd eat.
James H. Young

Dishonesty =
So deny this!
Walter Newboldt

Do not disturb =
Odd to burst in?
John Fidler

Newton Gingrich =
Right-wing nonce.
Mike Hatton

Tory Party leader William Hague =
I am a wealthy, putrid ogre really.
Jordan Gibson

I Left My Heart in San Francisco =
I am the classic forty-niner fan.
Chris Bradfield

Indicators =
Acid or isn't.
Chris Sturdy

The Ivy League =
Have elite guy.
Ormasyna

Knights of the Round Table =
Lads hunt for the King to be.
Steve Krakowski

Norman Lamont =
Not normal man.
William Tunstall-Pedoe

Land Rover Discovery =
Very old car drives on.
Crispy

The laser printer =
Sharper in letter.
Walter Newboldt

Courtney Love =
Very cool tune.
Roger Taylor

Love your enemies =
Use ye no more evil.
Alan Yoshioka

The Mafia =
Am a thief.
Jean Fontaine

Georg Friedrich Handel's oratorio Messiah =
His richer arias delight me for good reason.
Alan Yoshioka

Mobile phone =
BLEEP! Oh, I'm on.
John Morahan

Mobile Telephone =
Bleep me in the loo.
Kevin Hale

National Geographic =
Hop on a giant glacier.
Darren Donlen

National Rifle Association =
Ratifies an antisocial loon.
Earle Jones

Admiral Horatio Lord Nelson =
An old RN sailor, a hero I'm told.
Graham Perkins

The Olympic Games =
Mighty leap comes.
Kevin Hale

On diet =
I toned.
Ahmad Sadali Ramli

The parson's nose =
Hen's arse? Spot on!
SpursKevin

Repulsive =
Super-vile.
Navigator

Revolution =
Unroot evil.
Ghud Sariffian

Rome wasn't built in a day ~
but Italians may wonder.
Matthew Westcott

Saint Valentine's Day Card =
Dial-a-verse, instant candy.
Rozrat

A Sega Dreamcast =
Games at arcades.
Benjamin Yackley

Septuagenarian =
Guarantees pain.
sundogg99

She Who Must Be Obeyed =
Who Hubby Does Esteem.
Len Richards

Slimfast Bars =
Trims ass flab.
Ormasyna

Solvent abuse =
Loves butanes!
Dean Mayer

Taser gun =
Stun-gear.
Maurice Goddard

Toyota Landcruiser SUV =
Could say it's a "turnover".
Don P. Fortier

Unrecognisable =
Bearing no clues.
John Fidler

Utopian =
Pain out.
Katrina Crowell

Leonardo da Vinci =
Did color in a nave.
David Byron

Weather forecast =
Case of "rather wet"!
Jimmy