Anagrammy Placegetters for September 2004

All the highly-placed anagrams from the September 2004 Anagrammy Awards.

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THE PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY

1st - Jaybur with:
Nurse Florence Nightingale, the Lady with a Lamp =
This Crimea War angel, on duty helping the fallen.

2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
The actress Marilyn Monroe =
Hey, immortal star on screen!

3rd - Jesse Frankovich with:
The number one golfer in the world, Vijay Singh =
Now he revels in the darn joy of humbling Tiger.

THE MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY

1st - Larry Brash with:
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months (Oscar Wilde) =
I exclaimed: "How is it women's favorite outfits or best silver shoes last no longer than half a year?"

2nd - David Bourke with:
The English wartime singer Dame Vera Margaret Lynn =
Damn Germans hate her very stirring "We'll Meet Again"!

3rd - Tony Crafter with:
'I hope you'll come and join us, and the world will live as one.' (From song: 'Imagine') =
John Lennon's melodious dream: 'I'm holding out for Peace. Evil, sin, will go away.'

THE AWARDSMASTER'S CHALLENGE CATEGORY

This month's challenge was to provide anagrammed speech bubbles for a photograph from the recent anagrammatists' get-together in London. The left-hand side of each anagram is spoken by Tony Crafter (holding a copy of William Tunstall-Pedoe's Anagram Genius book); the right-hand side is Tunstall-Pedoe's reply.

1st - Meyran Kraus with:

2nd - David Bourke with:
"Mr William Tunstall-Pedoe! I am your biggest fan!" =
"Swell! I'm a little bit proud of my Anagram Genius!"

3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
"Hey! Note this down-and-out loon gave this to me for free." =
"Now I only have ten thousand more of these to get rid of."

THE LONG CATEGORY

1st - Jaybur with:
'A Story Wet As Tears' by Marge Piercy

2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
"It's absolutely essential that eight weeks from today, on November Second, we make the right choice, because if we make the wrong choice, then the danger is that we'll get hit again, and we'll be hit in a way that will be devastating from the standpoint of the United States." (V.P. Richard Cheney)

=

After the shocking statement, Bush's inevitable act was to fire Cheney.
"I had the godawful note read to me again. It was beyond belief", the president muttered. "I still can't get past the 'avoid the wrong choice' bit. Can someone tell me what the hell was he thinking? Why was he advocating Kerry?!"

3rd - David Bourke with:
The book 'The Haynes Workshop Manual: Woman.
Age 16 years to 21 recurring. All models, shapes, sizes and colours
- The practical guide to women's health for men'
=
How to:
- Chat her up.
- Undo bra.
- Grease nipples.
- Wash undercarriage.
- Oil 'G-zone'.
- Fill any holes / marks.
- Make the slut scream: "OOH! AH!! YES!!!" (Needs own tool - at most 12-16 cm.)

THE SPECIAL CATEGORY

1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Sonnet Number Two by William Shakespeare

2nd - David Bourke with:
Piano Man

3rd - Richard Grantham with:
the pet goat

THE RUDE CATEGORY

1st - Meyran Kraus with:
The bikini model =
"I'm, like, hot in bed!"

2nd - Jesse Frankovich with:
Adult film star =
A tall, firm stud.

3rd - David Bourke with:
To boldly go where no man has gone before... =
Fella woos her, no bra... go to bed, hymen gone!

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Anagrammy Placegetters for September 2004

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