Anagrammy Placegetters for January 2005
All the highly-placed anagrams from the January 2005 Anagrammy Awards.
[ Previous month ] [ Back to index ] [ Next month ]THE GENERAL CATEGORY
eq.1st - Richard Grantham with:
A breathalyser test =
That says "Beer alert!"
eq.1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Coins kept ~
in pockets.
3rd - Hans-Peter Reich with:
Astonishment =
"That son's mine???"
THE ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY
1st - Adrian Hickford with:
Academy Award nominees =
Cinema nowadays... Dear me!
2nd - Rick Rothstein with:
"The Last Supper" (Leonardo da Vinci) ~
pictured the lone Savior and pals.
3rd - Tony Crafter with:
Heavy metal bands ~
have blasted many.
THE TOPICAL CATEGORY
1st - Toby Gottfried with:
The Second Bush Inauguration =
In truth, USA, once is bad enough.
2nd - Rosie Perera with:
President's limo =
Simpleton's ride.
eq.3rd - Larry Brash with:
Voters turned out for the Iraqi elections =
A violent terrorist foe not quite crushed.
eq.3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
Sumatra, Indonesia =
O damn! A sea ruins it.
THE PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY
1st - View with:
Actor Sylvester Stallone =
Very cool talentless star.
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
CEO William Henry Gates the Third =
He cried: "Wealth, that's my religion!"
3rd - Larry Brash with:
The entertainer Michael Jackson =
Eliminate that jerk... he's a concern.
THE OTHER NAMES CATEGORY
1st - Meyran Kraus with:
The Leaning Tower of Pisa =
I spot one giant flaw here...
2nd - Tony Crafter with:
The Syrian Desert =
It's... er... sandy there.
3rd - Rosie Perera with:
American Society of Civil Engineers =
I secretly imagine nice roof caves in.
THE MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY
1st - Scott Gardner with:
The children's classic Alice's Adventures in Wonderland =
Discusses a rich, enchanted land Lewis Carroll invented.
2nd - Rosie Perera with:
Why does George Mallory desire to climb Mount Everest? =
Gold? Glory? More wisdom? Mere novelty?
Because it's there!
3rd - Toby Gottfried with:
"To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer." =
This popular quote is true: great trouble from unruly machines.
THE LONG CATEGORY
1st - Richard Grantham with:
Piano
2nd - Tony Crafter with:
Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. There are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mother or father or it's my older brother Colin or it's my younger brother Ho Cha Song Sa Chu. But I think it's Colin.
=
Inferior logic. It obviously can't be my mom or my pop, for neither venture anywhere near the Chinese restaurant. Furthermore, my brother Colin (timid poof) likes pie 'n' chips. Ho politely doesn't say a thing. Therefore it has to be... Oh hell! It's me!
3rd - Paul Pan with:
Acknowledging the seven wonders of the ancient world:
Great Pyramids Egypt
Hanging gardens of Babylon
Statue of Zeus at Olympia
Temple of Artemis at Ephesus
Mausoleum at Halicarnassus
Colossus of Rhodes
Pharos of Alexandria
=
Hi, let us assess famed examples of our age's opuses:
Channel Tunnel
CN Tower
Empire State Building
Itaipu Hydrodam
Golden Gate Bridge
North Sea Protection Works
Panama Canal
Had enough? Lofty avatars my ass! Forgo sleazy show-offs!
THE SPECIAL CATEGORY
1st - Mike Keith with:
To Helen by Edgar Allan Poe
2nd - David Bourke with:
A Peter Cook/Dudley Moore sketch
3rd - Richard Grantham with:
The Ode to the Amoeba
THE RUDE CATEGORY
1st - Larry Brash with:
The Guinness Book of Records =
Fuck! So boring! Needs hooters!
2nd - David Bourke with:
I just came in my sleep =
Untimely jism escape!
3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
Stained motel sheets =
See that it's old semen.
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