Anagrammy Award Winners - 2002
Here are all the winners of Anagrammy Awards in 2003.
All anagrams have been checked for accuracy by SpursKevin and Richard
Grantham.
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January 2002
- General Category:
- 1st place:
Meyran Kraus with:
A carton of cigarettes =
I got a taste for cancer. - 2nd place:
Tom Myers with:
Adult novels =
Love and lust! - 3rd place (tie):
Allan Morley with:
The democratic process =
Crap choice deters most.
Matjaz Pihler with:
Nanosecond =
Can end, soon!
- 1st place:
- Entertainment Category:
David A. Green with:
Japanese sport of Sumo Wrestling =
Lot of gross men just wear nappies. - Topical Category:
Meyran Kraus with:
Prince Harry Admits He Smoked Pot Regularly =
Royal drug-party is held? Man, the empire rocks! - Rude Category:
Meyran Kraus with:
You look rather nice in that dress =
(Or: "Thank you, Lord! I can see her tits!") - Spam Category:
Richard Grantham with:
Dear friend:
This is an invitation to visit our Homepage that is linked to the FREE Internet publication, THE WISE SHALL UNDERSTAND. - Long Category:
Allan Morley with:
Death of a Whale - People's Names Category:
Santi Spadaro with:
George and Usama =
A dangerous game. - Other Names Category (tie):
David A. Green with:
Listerine antiseptic mouthwash =
Triumph! It can sweeten halitosis.
John Tezel with:
Fairways Hotel =
Stay for a while. - Special Category:
- 1st place:
Jaybur with:
MACAVITY: THE MYSTERY CAT by T.S. Eliot - 2nd place:
Walter Newboldt with:
CLONING FEAR AS ARTHRITIS AFFECTS DOLLY - 3rd place (tie):
Richard Grantham with:
Renditions of two sonnets by Wordsworth, one of his best and one of his worst.
Meyran Kraus with:
Douglas Malloch: Be The Best of Whatever You Are
- 1st place:
- Awardsmaster's Choice Award for a non-winning anagram:
Mick Tully with: [Darts champion]
Martin Adams =
I'm a darts man.
List of all
nominated anagrams for January 2002
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February 2002
- General Category:
- 1st place:
Adrian Hickford with:
Radio phone-ins =
Opinions heard. - 2nd place:
Larry Brash with:
Tetrahydrocannabinol =
Inhaled, contrary to ban. - 3rd place:
Jaybur with:
Universal agreement =
Relieves an argument.
- 1st place:
- Entertainment Category:
Meyran Kraus with:
The children's story of The Sleeping Beauty =
By a touch of these lips, I gently end her rest. - Topical Category:
Meyran Kraus with:
Osama bin Laden =
Some DNA in a lab. - Rude Category:
Meyran Kraus with:
Tight Blouse =
Oh, tits bulge! - Spam Category:
Meyran Kraus with:
You could tell Lori was proud of her body and she took care of it. - Long Category:
Meyran Kraus with:
Colors - People's Names Category:
Jaybur with:
Saddam Hussein =
UN's said he's mad. - Other Names Category:
Larry Brash with:
International Space Station =
It is not a pleasant container. - Special Category:
- 1st place:
Adrian Hickford with:
American comedian Steven Wright's trademark is his brilliant dour-faced delivery and remarkably calm, off-the-wall approach to comedy. - 2nd place:
James H. Young with:
The 100 Questions Used by the United States Immigration and Naturalization Service Examiners in Citizenship Test - 3rd place:
Richard Grantham with:
An excerpt from The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
- 1st place:
- Awardsmaster's Choice Award for a non-winning anagram:
David A. Green with:
"In a right-angled triangle the square on the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares on the other two sides" =
Pythagoras' theorem: therein he quotes his delightful, quite elegant, equations to show truth, sense and reason.
List of all
nominated anagrams for February 2002
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March 2002
- General Category:
- 1st place:
Adrian Hickford with:
Classified Document =
Found access limited. - eq.2nd place:
Matjaz Pihler with:
I am lonely =
E-mail only. - eq.2nd place:
Mick Tully with:
Snort cocaine =
Nose narcotic.
- 1st place:
- Entertainment Category:
Tom Myers with:
He's a legend in his own mind =
Neil Diamond, when he sings. - Topical Category:
Tom Myers with:
Celibacy in the priesthood =
Choir boys end pathetic lie! - Rude Category:
Larry Brash with:
Oral stimulation of the penis =
Fellatio's proteins in a mouth. - Spam Category:
Meyran Kraus with:
The Amish are known worldwide for their simple lifestyle and their quality workmanship. Amish Loom Works combines these two qualities together in the "Original Amish Loom™". - Long Category (tie):
Jaybur with:
HOW TO CONVERSE: A short lesson
Meyran Kraus with:
Pink: Get The Party Started - People's Names Category:
Richard Grantham with:
Nurse Florence Nightingale =
Heroine curing fallen gents. - Other Names Category (tie):
Joe Fathallah with:
Fat Club =
Cut flab.
Meyran Kraus with:
The Oxford English Dictionary =
I find thy lexicon's rather good. - Special Category:
- 1st place:
Lardy Girl with:
Famous Last Words - 2nd place:
Meyran Kraus with:
The Beatles: Across the Universe - 3rd place:
Adrian Hickford with:
I've Got a Little List
- 1st place:
- Awardsmaster's Choice Award for a non-winning anagram:
David A. Green with:
The British Board of Film Censors =
Robs cinemas of best horrid filth.
List of all
nominated anagrams for March 2002
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[October] [November] [December]
April 2002
- General Category:
- 1st place:
Adrian Hickford with:
Funeral processions =
Person's final course. - 2nd place:
Tom Myers with:
Macular degeneration =
Cruel damage on retina. - 3rd place:
Meyran Kraus with:
Faintheartedness =
Sensed fear in that.
- 1st place:
- Entertainment Category:
David A. Green with:
Actress Natalie Portman =
Cast me a star part in 'Leon'. - Topical Category:
Tom Myers with:
The hunt for Osama bin Laden ~
has not found the lamebrain. - Rude Category:
Richard Grantham with:
An old people's home =
Oh, smell pee and poo! - Spam Category:
Larry Brash with:
The World's #1 On-line Pharmacy
Order from the convenience of your home! - Long Category:
David Bourke with:
Microsoft ScanDisk
Because Windows was not properly shut down, one or more of your disk drives may have errors on it. - People's Names Category:
Larry Brash with:
The actress Mae West =
Cast me, sweethearts. - Other Names Category:
Joe Fathallah with:
Anagram Genius =
Gag in a surname. - Special Category:
- 1st place:
Richard Grantham with:
A Dream Within a Dream - 2nd place:
Adrian Hickford with:
"Katherine" by Robert Louis Stevenson - 3rd place:
Allan Morley with:
A Nostradamus quatrain supposedly predicting September 11.
- 1st place:
- Awardsmaster's Choice Award for a non-winning anagram:
Jaybur with:
A. Aspertini =
Is a painter!
List of all
nominated anagrams for April 2002
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May 2002
- General Category:
- 1st place:
Joe Fathallah with:
The Rat Race =
That career. - 2nd place:
Allan Morley with:
Conspiracy theorist =
Psychotic, or nastier... - 3rd place:
Meyran Kraus with:
Mean doings ~
in God's name.
- 1st place:
- Entertainment Category (tie):
Meyran Kraus with:
The Actress Pamela Anderson =
Neat rear, and chest's so ample!
Allan Morley with:
The Death Star =
See that, Darth? - Topical Category:
Adrian Hickford with:
Rail safety =
Fairy tales. - Rude Category:
Jaybur with:
'Nevermore' painted by Paul Gauguin =
Giving one nude beauty a plump rear! - Spam Category:
Allan Morley with:
Are YOU PREPARED for a TERRORIST ATTACK? - Long Category:
Meyran Kraus with:
(This e-mail was distributed on the internet after the September Eleven events) - People's Names Category:
Meyran Kraus with:
Chairman Gates =
Mega-rich Satan. - Other Names Category:
Larry Brash with:
Detoxification and Rehabilitation Centre =
I coax another infantile beer addict into it. - Special Category:
- 1st place:
Richard Grantham with:
Shakespeare's 102nd sonnet, anagrammed into a lipogrammatic (W-less) rebuttal decorated with its dedicatee's initials. - 2nd place:
Meyran Kraus with:
Oscar Wilde's 'Madonna Mia', anagrammed into a paraphrase which is also an acrostic on the author's name. - 3rd place:
Allan Morley with:
From the Irish, by Ian Duhig
- 1st place:
- Awardsmaster's Choice Award for a non-winning anagram:
Adrian Hickford with:
Muscovites =
Soviet scum.
List of all
nominated anagrams for May 2002
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June 2002
- General Category:
- 1st place:
Jaybur with:
Lose weight fast! =
How I get less fat! - 2nd place:
Joe Fathallah with:
True friends ~
endure rifts. - 3rd place:
Richard Grantham with:
Learned [adj.] =
An elder.
- 1st place:
- Entertainment Category:
Meyran Kraus with:
Oscar Wilde's 'The Picture of Dorian Gray' =
Face in scary portrait grew old, hideous. - Topical Category:
Meyran Kraus with:
WorldCom, The Latest in Giant-Scale Fraud =
False accounting did harm to Wall Street. - Rude Category:
Allan Morley with:
A wet T-shirt contest =
We contrast the tits. - Spam Category:
Larry Brash with:
GET BIG, RIPPED, & STRONG! REAL ANABOLIC PHARMACEUTICALS!* - Long Category:
Meyran Kraus with:
Weird Workplaces - People's Names Category:
Richard Grantham with:
His Holiness Pope John Paul the Second =
The one old chap Jesus phones in Polish. - Other Names Category:
Jaybur with:
Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons =
Face is long, nose is a catastrophe: so it is cut! - Special Category:
- 1st place:
Meyran Kraus with:
9 Rooms - A Paradoxical Poem - 2nd place:
Richard Brodie with:
Song On May Morning - 3rd place:
Noam D. Elkies with:
Annoying Adages
- 1st place:
- Awardsmaster's Challenge Award:
Larry Brash with:
"That's one small step for a man; one giant leap for mankind." Neil Armstrong =
An "Eagle" lands on Earth's moon, making a first small permanent footprint. - Awardsmaster's Choice Award for a non-winning anagram:
Paul Pan with:
"That's one small step for a man; one giant leap for mankind." Neil Armstrong =
NASA pranks planet! Terrestrial men shot a film montage of "Moon Landing".
List of all
nominated anagrams for June 2002
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[July] [August] [September]
[October] [November] [December]
July 2002
- General Category:
- 1st place:
Adrian Hickford with:
Board meeting =
More debating. - 2nd place:
Richard Grantham with:
Confessional =
So clean of sin. - 3rd place (tie):
Joe Fathallah with:
The Meaning of Life =
Feel fate homing in.
Paul Pan with:
Casting =
Sing, act!
- 1st place:
- Entertainment Category:
Richard Grantham with:
Monsieur Camille Saint-Saëns =
Learns to see animals in music. - Topical Category:
Allan Morley with:
There is no God but Allah =
The tough old Arabs' line. - Rude Category:
Meyran Kraus with:
Could we keep the relationship open? =
(OK, I can sleep nude with other people!) - Spam Category:
Allan Morley with:
Sliding Blade PowerTooth™ Pruning Saw with Belt Clip by FISKARS® - Long Category:
Larry Brash with:
The Constellations - People's Names Category:
Zoran Radisavlevic with:
The Maid of Orleans =
Damsel on a hot fire! - Other Names Category:
Zoran Radisavlevic with:
United States of America =
I see fun, so I am attracted! - Special Category:
- 1st place:
Meyran Kraus with:
An Enigma, by Edgar Allan Poe - 2nd place:
Richard Grantham with:
Sixteen sets of anagrammed national flags. - 3rd place:
Wayne Baisley with:
131 anagrams of 'Solitary confinement'.
- 1st place:
- Awardsmaster's Choice Award for a non-winning anagram:
Mattias Inghe with:
google.com =
Come, log, go.
List of all
nominated anagrams for July 2002
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August 2002
- General Category:
- 1st place:
Mike Torr with:
Identical twin brother =
Two interlaced in birth. - eq.2nd place:
Wayne Baisley with:
A case of mistaken identity =
Testimony indicates a fake. - eq.2nd place:
Matjaz Pihler with:
Solitude =
Soul diet.
- 1st place:
- Entertainment Category:
Jaybur with:
The singer Ray Charles =
He arranges the lyrics. - Topical Category:
Richard Grantham with:
Weapons of mass destruction =
U.S. owns most - and it's for "peace"????? - Rude Category:
Richard Grantham with:
Artistes =
Tits & arse. - Spam Category:
Larry Brash with:
INTERNATIONAL DRIVER'S LICENSE - Long Category:
Adrian Hickford with:
Invictus, by William Ernest Henley - People's Names Category:
Zoran Radisavlevic with:
Emperor Octavian =
Captain over Rome. - Other Names Category:
David A. Green with:
The Miss World Beauty Contest =
Brunettes mostly, so I watched. - Special Category:
- 1st place:
Richard Grantham with:
Swan and Shadow by John Hollander, anagrammed into another shape poem. - 2nd place:
Paul Pan and Nanaea with:
Over 3,800 anagrammed first names from around the world. - 3rd place:
Meyran Kraus with:
William Shakespeare: Sonnet XIV
- 1st place:
- Awardsmaster's Choice Award for a non-winning anagram:
Hans-Peter Reich with:
Chairman =
A rich man.
List of all
nominated anagrams for August 2002
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September 2002
- General Category:
- 1st place:
Richard Grantham with:
Christian Fundamentalist =
In truth, a mindless fanatic. - 2nd place:
Mattias Inghe with:
Cruelty to animals =
It comes naturally. - 3rd place:
Adrian Hickford with:
The petrol station =
Enter that oil-stop.
- 1st place:
- Entertainment Category:
Meyran Kraus with:
The Bond Girls =
Blondes, right? - Topical Category:
Meyran Kraus with:
President Saddam Hussein =
Pinhead resists US demand. - Rude Category:
Zoran Radisavlevic with:
A long penis =
Pleasing, no? - Spam Category:
Larry Brash with:
From the ethnobotanical herbalists who brought the herba supplementals; Kathmandu Temple Kiff "1" & "2" "Personal-Choice", pipe-smoking products/substances to the common market!!! - Long Category:
Richard Grantham with:
There was a sweet old couple that had been happily married for nearly forty years. The only friction in this marriage was due to the husband's habit of breaking wind every morning as he woke up. - People's Names Category:
Richard Grantham with:
President Bush of the USA =
A fresh one, but he's stupid. - Other Names Category (tie):
David A. Green with:
The Mcafee VirusScan Professional =
Save a PC user from infection hassle.
Meyran Kraus with:
Department of Motor Vehicles =
Led to the improvement of cars. - Special Category:
- 1st place:
Richard Grantham with:
English is Tough Stuff (Unpredictable Pronunciation) - 2nd place:
Meyran Kraus with:
Augustus Gloop! Augustus Gloop! - 3rd place:
Paul Pan with:
How boys 'rub at meats'
- 1st place:
- Awardsmaster's Choice Award for a non-winning anagram:
Wayne Baisley with:
Playing Tetris =
Try tiles in gap.
List of all
nominated anagrams for September 2002
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October 2002
- General Category:
- 1st place:
Zoran Radisavlevic with:
Too many broken hearts =
Thanks to nearby Romeo. - 2nd place:
Adrian Hickford with:
Alive =
La vie. - 3rd place:
Mattias Inghe with:
Liposuction surgery =
Losing your piecrust.
- 1st place:
- Entertainment Category:
Dean Mayer with:
Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day? =
You're the same - hot, calm, airless, damp. - Topical Category:
Richard Grantham with:
Osama bin Laden =
As named on Bali. - Rude Category:
Richard Grantham with:
The ménage à trois =
A giant threesome! - Spam Category:
Meyran Kraus with:
INCREASE THAT CERTAIN PART OF THE MALE BODY BY 27% WITH A SIMPLE PILL. - GUARANTEED - FDA APPROVED - Long Category:
Meyran Kraus with:
An excerpt from a speech made by Bush on October the 7th. - People's Names Category:
Adrian Hickford with:
The Archbishop of Canterbury =
Another church's type of Rabbi. - Other Names Category:
Richard Grantham with:
Dianetics/Scientology =
Sect citing loony ideas. - Special Category:
- 1st place:
Meyran Kraus with:
A poem by children's author Shel Silverstein, anagrammed into a line-by-line ambigram. - 2nd place:
Richard Brodie with:
A poem by Edgar Allan Poe, anagrammed into a paraphrase of a diametrically opposed poem by Hilda Doolittle (aka "H.D."). - 3rd place:
Adrian Hickford with:
The Long Category has been problematic for some time now
- 1st place:
- Awardsmaster's Choice Award for a non-winning anagram:
Paul Pan with:
Communist Manifesto =
Not immune to fascism!
List of all
nominated anagrams for October 2002
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November 2002
- General Category:
- 1st place:
Jaybur with:
The womaniser =
It's how men are... - 2nd place:
Allan Morley with:
Practise what you preach =
Chap was a true hypocrite. - 3rd place:
Meyran Kraus with:
Last-Minute =
Nuts! I'm late.
- 1st place:
- Entertainment Category:
David A. Green with:
'Star Wars Episode II - Attack of the Clones' =
As art, it's a shit piece of adolescent work. - Topical Category:
Ghud Sariffian with:
The fasting period Ramadan =
Adopt this arranged famine. - Rude Category:
Dean Mayer with:
Husband and wife =
Fun was had in bed. - Spam Category:
Meyran Kraus with:
Don't get left behind. Don't let your computer go to waste. - Long Category:
Richard Grantham with:
Each year the Washington Post's Style Invitational asks readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter and supply a new definition. - People's Names Category:
Mattias Inghe with:
Age should claim ~
Michael Douglas. - Other Names Category:
Ghud Sariffian with:
The Chilean dictatorship =
Pinochet hit the radicals. - Special Category:
- 1st place:
Richard Grantham with:
A paraphrase of the 23rd Psalm in which each line is an anagram, constructed such that the six lines may be assembled into a symbol associated with the psalm's author. - 2nd place:
Meyran Kraus with:
A verse of a poem by Oscar Wilde, anagrammed into a paraphrase which is also an acrostic square on the author's name. - 3rd place:
Adrian Hickford with:
Chopping Carrots by Jack Cannon
- 1st place:
- Awardsmaster's Choice Award for a non-winning anagram:
Richard Brodie with:
Saddam accepts UN resolution =
Do a mass destruction cleanup.
List of all
nominated anagrams for November 2002
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December 2002
- General Category:
- 1st place:
Larry Brash with:
Electro-Convulsive Therapy =
Pray the volts cure violence. - 2nd place:
Hans-Peter Reich with:
Nuclear reactor =
An ulcer creator. - 3rd place:
Richard Grantham with:
Opinionated =
Idea on point.
- 1st place:
- Entertainment Category:
Richard Grantham with:
The 'William Tell' Overture by Gioacchino Rossini =
It is lively hero music with a cool Lone Ranger bit. - Topical Category:
Jesse Frankovich with:
O Little Town of Bethlehem =
No hotel to befit them well. - Rude Category:
Paul Pan with:
Genital piercing =
Get a nice lip-ring. - Spam Category:
Larry Brash with:
Safe Sex Shell + Condom = Total Protection - Long Category:
Jaybur with:
Luke 2:10-14 - People's Names Category:
Richard Grantham with:
President George 'Dubya' Bush =
Beyond a sheer stupid bugger. - Other Names Category:
Mattias Inghe with:
Capitol Hill =
Politic hall. - Special Category:
- 1st place:
Meyran Kraus with:
Henry Sambrooke Leigh: The Twins - 2nd place:
Larry Brash with:
Dear Brash,
I am barrister Godwin Ezechukwua solicitor at law. - 3rd place:
Richard Brodie with:
Dunciad Variorum
- 1st place:
- Awardsmaster's Choice Award for a non-winning anagram:
Zoran Radisavlevic with:
The singer Christina Aguilera =
Rich girl generates a hit in USA!
List of all
nominated anagrams for December 2002
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