Anagrammy Award Winners - 2006

Here are all the winners of Anagrammy Awards in 2006. All anagrams have been checked for accuracy by the Anagrammy Checker.

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January 2006

General Category:
- 1st place:
  Zoran Radisavlevic with:
  Female persons =
  Pleasers of men.
- 2nd place:
  Toby Gottfried with:
  Unsolicited commercial emails =
  Mad, malicious, electronic slime.
- 3rd place:
  Tony Crafter with:
  Police cadet =
  Delicate cop.
Entertainment Category:
Meyran Kraus with:
Ang Lee's film 'Brokeback Mountain' ~
about menial farm blokes necking.
Topical Category:
Scott Gardner with:
The West Virginia coal mine disaster =
It is twelve deaths in a grim scenario.
Rude Category:
aussie battler with:
Fat lords =
Old farts.
People's Names Category:
Meyran Kraus with:
The Israeli PM Ariel Sharon =
He's in mortal peril, as I hear.
Other Names Category:
Larry Brash with:
United States of America =
Deem it as an utter fiasco.
Medium Length Category:
Scott Gardner with:
Best actress nominees:
1. Dame Judi Dench
2. Reese Witherspoon
3. Felicity Huffman
4. Charlize Theron
5. Keira Knightley
=
1. The erudite Mrs. Henderson
2. Johnny Cash's chick
3. This effeminate guy
4. A lifetime coal worker
5. Pride's Eliza Bennet
Long Category:
Toby Gottfried with:
Two jokes
Special Category:
- 1st place:
  Mike Keith with:
  Five poems anagrammed.
- 2nd place:
  Meyran Kraus with:
  Oscar Wilde's sonnet 'E Tenebris'.
- 3rd place:
  Larry Brash with:
  Twelve Days of Christmas.
Awardsmaster's Choice Award for a non-winning anagram:
David Bourke with:
The Europeans =
One up the arse!

List of all nominated anagrams for January 2006

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February 2006

General Category:
- 1st place:
  David Bourke with:
  The first lesson on guitar =
  It hurts one's fingers a lot!
- 2nd place:
  Tony Crafter with:
  Astronomical observations =
  To scan a visible star or moon.
- 3rd place:
  Meyran Kraus with:
  A plate of spaghettini =
  Get a pile of thin pasta.
Entertainment Category:
Scott Gardner with:
Paris Hilton's autobiography ~
is about an oh-so-hip party girl.
Topical Category:
Meyran Kraus with:
Danish newspaper cartoon angers the Muslims =
Seems a plain pen is much stronger than a sword...
Rude Category:
Rick Rothstein with:
Ang Lee's film "Brokeback Mountain" =
I break all "men-fucking-men" taboos.
People's Names Category:
Tony Crafter with:
German Fuhrer, Adolf Hitler =
Grim ruler of Fatherland, eh?
Other Names Category:
Scott Gardner with:
American Indian =
I'm in a rain dance.
Medium Length Category:
Meyran Kraus with:
vice (noun):
1. Moral depravity or corruption
2. A moral fault or failing
3. A habitual and usually trivial defect or shortcoming.
=
vice president:
1. A common fill-in
2. Valued authority or motivator for a crucial hour
3. An arrogant old US bully firing at a pal.
Awardsmaster's Challenge
Tony Crafter with:
The Twentieth Winter Olympic Games =
We meet top men in white Lycra tights!
Long Category:
Meyran Kraus with:
MacArthur Park (Lyrics and music by Jimmy Webb)
Special Category:
- 1st place:
  Mike Keith with:
  An anagram of the 98 Scrabble letters into four 5x5 squares.
- 2nd place:
  Meyran Kraus with:
  An anagram of thirteen renowned men in a rather particular order.
- 3rd place:
  Meyran Kraus with:
  O Solitude!
Awardsmaster's Choice Award for a non-winning anagram:
Paul Pan with:
The Twentieth Winter Olympic Games =
We compete in thermal tights, yet win!

List of all nominated anagrams for February 2006

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March 2006

General Category:
- 1st place:
  Paul Pan with:
  Heel claims ~
  me, Achilles.
- 2nd place:
  Zoran Radisavlevic with:
  Computer viruses =
  Must revise our PC!
- 3rd place:
  Mey Kraus with:
  A cure for bald males =
  A dream for cue-balls.
Entertainment Category:
Mey Kraus with:
'On the Origin of Species' by author Charles Darwin =
Big theory which infers our ancestor is an old ape.
Topical Category:
David Bourke with:
Gary Glitter gets three years in a Vietnamese prison =
"I try some very tight pre-teenage Eastern Asian girls!"
Rude Category:
Mey Kraus with:
The nudist community =
I must not hide my cunt!
People's Names Category:
Mey Kraus with:
The former president Slobodan Milosevic =
Don't sob over him, after prison-cell demise.
Other Names Category:
Mey Kraus with:
Microsoft Help and Support Website =
Stupid patch! Problem is often worse!
Medium Length Category:
David Bourke with:
President Slobodan Milosevic, "The Butcher of the Balkans" =
Devil takes the scum responsible for an ethnic bloodbath.
Long Category:
Mey Kraus with:
Let's quickly survey all of the 78th Academy Awards winners.
Special Category:
- 1st place:
  David Bourke with:
  New Woman's 100 Sexiest Men in the World 2006
- 2nd place:
  Mey Kraus with:
  Poisoning Pigeons In The Park Tom Lehrer
Awardsmaster's Choice Award for a non-winning anagram:
Scott Gardner with:
Venus de Milo (Aphrodite of Melos) =
Model of maid poses in the Louvre.

List of all nominated anagrams for March 2006

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April 2006

General Category:
- 1st place:
  Rosie Perera with:
  A marble statue =
  Mute alabaster.
- 2nd place:
  David Bourke with:
  She has a nice personality =
  Any acne? Halitosis? Herpes?
- 3rd place:
  Scott Gardner with:
  Confederate general =
  Grant faced one R. E. Lee.
Entertainment Category:
Tony Crafter with:
The Rolling Stones perform a gig in China =
Oriental spot for rich, aging Englishmen.
Topical Category:
Mey Kraus with:
The American president George Walker Bush =
Gee, the liar's rating numbers drop each week!
Rude Category:
Rick Rothstein with:
Homosexual partners =
Poor me... anal-sex hurts.
People's Names Category:
View with:
William Henry Gates =
Get a share in my will!
Other Names Category:
Toby Gottfried with:
The United States Postal Service =
Cost put aside, I have sent letters.
Medium Length Category:
View with:
The president of the United States of America, George Walker Bush =
A gangster from the White House undertakes debate-free politics.
Long Category:
Tony Crafter with:
An elderly couple are attending a church service.
Special Category:
- 1st place:
  Mey Kraus with:
  In An Artist's Studio
- 2nd place:
  David Bourke with:
  'My Way' - Frank Sinatra
- 3rd place:
  Zoran Radisavlevic with:
  Sudoku Anagram Puzzles
Awardsmaster's Choice Award for a non-winning anagram:
Ellie Dent with:
The Christian Festival of Easter =
It's fantastic, for He's there, alive!

List of all nominated anagrams for April 2006

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May 2006

General Category:
- 1st place:
  Meyran Kraus with:
  Sumo tournaments =
  Enormous mutants!
- 2nd place:
  Tony Crafter with:
  My real vision? Beating the Germans! =
  Every Englishman's great ambition.
- 3rd place:
  Andrew Brehaut with:
  A watched pot never boils =
  Observe the cold pan....wait!
Entertainment Category:
Scott Gardner with:
The Da Vinci Code: Special Illustrated Edition =
Anti-Catholic? Loved detailed pictures inside!
Topical Category:
David Bourke with:
The Spanish team Barcelona =
The champions beat Arsenal.
Rude Category:
Rick Rothstein with:
Use a personal lubricant... =
Rubs it on pleasure canal.
People's Names Category:
Meyran Kraus with:
Screen icon Fred Astaire =
One's dances are terrific!
Other Names Category:
Rick Rothstein with:
The Church of Scientology =
Goofy cult cons the rich, eh?
Medium Length Category (tie):
- Tony Crafter with:
  Miss Keira Knightley to be The New Face of Chanel's 'Coco Mademoiselle'=
  Nice, gentle, wholesome choice. Man, I bet Kate Moss is really hacked off!
- Meyran Kraus with:
  A Gary Griffin book, 'Penis Enlargement Methods: Fact and Phallusy'=
  One fraud by a hack tells the men to find a proper magnifying glass!
Long Category:
Tony Crafter with:
After having their ninth child, a Brummy couple decide it's enough as they can't afford a larger bed.
Special Category:
- 1st - David Bourke with:
  80 Things You (Probably) Didn't Know About Queen Elizabeth
- 2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
  The Peace Proposal (From Shel Silverstein's 'Where The Sidewalk Ends')
- 3rd - David Bourke with:
  Monday's child
Awardsmaster's Choice Award for a non-winning anagram:
Ellie Dent with:
Kate Bush: 'Wuthering Heights' =
Sang her best with huge UK hit.

List of all nominated anagrams for May 2006

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June 2006

General Category:
- 1st place:
  Dean Mayer with:
  'Slices of bread' ~
  describes loaf.
- 2nd place:
  Meyran Kraus with:
  Professional lion tamer =
  One's in peril of a lost arm.
- 3rd place:
  Ellie Dent with:
  The shoe lover =
  Hot over heels?
Entertainment Category:
Scott Gardner with:
Rembrandt, "The Anatomy Lesson of Dr. Nicolaes Tulp" =
Smart men of Holland study inert corpse on a table.
Topical Category:
Meyran Kraus with:
The Iranians' nuclear weapons =
I can see another war in US plan.
Rude Category:
Paul Pan with:
Penis reduction =
Cut in one's pride.
People's Names Category:
David Bourke with:
Miss Ann Coulter =
Nastier columns.
Other Names Category:
Toby Gottfried with:
The American Dental Association =
To attain each smile and no caries.
Medium Length Category:
Meyran Kraus with:
Michael Gerson, top speech-writer to president Bush for years, is leaving the administration =
Having inspected that report, I am basically surprised. Someone *wrote* these inferior things?!
Awardsmaster's Challenge I
Anagrams of "The World Cup Finals in Germany" containing a competing country's name.
Richard Grantham with:
The World Cup Finals in Germany =
England fail, country whimpers.
Awardsmaster's Challenge II (tie)
Anagrams of "The World Cup Finals in Germany" not containing a competing country's name.
- Larry Brash with:
  The World Cup Finals in Germany =
  Crushing win led from a penalty.
- Paul Pan with:
  The World Cup Finals in Germany =
  Champions win, feel truly grand!
Long Category:
Larry Brash with:
Two hunters are out in the woods in New Jersey.
Special Category:
- 1st place:
  Meyran Kraus with:
  Wilfred Owen's Anthem for Doomed Youth
- 2nd place:
  David Bourke with:
  Medway News Item
- 3rd place:
  Tony Crafter with:
  3rd - Tony Crafter with:
  Astericks and Ampersands
Awardsmaster's Choice Award for a non-winning anagram:
View with:
Christians, Muslims and the Jews =
Jerusalem stands within schism.

List of all nominated anagrams for June 2006

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July 2006

General Category:
- 1st place:
  Andrew Brehaut with:
  Metamorphosis =
  Promises a moth.
- 2nd place:
  Tony Crafter with:
  The animal psychologist =
  "That pig is so melancholy".
- 3rd place:
  aussie battler with:
  Pirouettes =
  Utter poise.
Entertainment Category (tie):
Tony Crafter with:
Zinedine Zidane gets a red card in the World Cup Final =
Italians win, French cried, and legend Zizou departed.

Topical Category:
David Bourke with:
Sir Paul McCartney files for divorce from Heather =
Too-rich Liverpudlian's free from a crafty schemer!
Rude Category:
David Bourke with:
People's Names Category:
Mey Kraus with:
Leader of the British Labour Party =
Blair, the toady lap-terrier of Bush.
Other Names Category:
Mey Kraus with:
The Vatican Observatory =
Vicar, note thy star above!
Medium Length Category:
Tony Crafter with:
"That's one small step for man; one giant leap for mankind." Neil Armstrong =
Note an immortal phrase, spoken after gallant men's first moon-landing.
Long Category:
Tony Crafter with:
A middle-aged couple had two very beautiful daughters.
Special Category:
- 1st place:
  Mey Kraus with:
  Holy Tango of Literature.
- 2nd place:
  David Bourke with:
  The Devil
- 3rd place:
  Zoran Radisavlevic with:
  10 Countries Puzzle
Awardsmaster's Choice Award for a non-winning anagram:
Rosie Perera with:
Israel attacks Lebanon =
One state can kill Arabs.

List of all nominated anagrams for July 2006

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August 2006

General Category:
- 1st place:
  Tony Crafter with:
  The magician =
  Am I cheating?
- Equal 2nd place:
  Mike Mesterton-Gibbons with:
  Significant other ~
  is nice for at night.
- Equal 2nd place:
  Meyran Kraus with:
  A game of Russian Roulette =
  A failure's sent to a morgue.
Entertainment Category:
Meyran Kraus with:
Martin Luther King's famous "I Have A Dream" =
A valued human-rights manifesto, I remark!
Topical Category:
with:
War in South Lebanon =
A whole nation burns.
Rude Category:
Rick Rothstein with:
Breast augmentation surgery ~
guarantees men grab your tits.
People's Names Category:
Meyran Kraus with:
The actor Mel Gibson =
Bottle in car? Gosh, me?!
Other Names Category:
Meyran Kraus with:
'Lord of the Rings' Fan Club =
Boring chat full of nerds.
Medium Length Category:
Tony Crafter with:
The motion picture epic 'Ben Hur', starring Charlton Heston =
Noble, upright screen-hero triumphant in chariot contest!
Long Category:
Tony Crafter with:
A man and his wife went to a hospital
Special Category:
- 1st place:
  Tony Crafter with:
  MANDALAY by Rudyard Kipling
- Equal 2nd place:
  David A. Green with:
  An anagrammed paraphrase of HP Lovecraft's first Fungus from Yuggoth sonnet.
- Equal 2nd place:
  Andrew Brehaut with:
  The Undisputed Top Eleven Reasons Not to Fire Donald Rumsfeld.
Awardsmaster's Choice Award for a non-winning anagram:
View with:
Mideast =
Mad site.

List of all nominated anagrams for August 2006

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September 2006

General Category:
- 1st place:
  Meyran Kraus with:
  The criminal defense attorney =
  Man hired to set any client free.
- 2nd place:
  Richard Grantham with:
  Peace, love and understanding ‡
  Danger and upset and violence.
- 3rd place:
  Rick Rothstein with:
  Memorial event =
  Relive a moment.
Entertainment Category:
Meyran Kraus with:
C.S. Lewis' "The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe" =
We enter a world which is behind that closet.
Topical Category:
Meyran Kraus with:
'Crocodile Hunter' Steve Irwin Killed By A Stingray =
Dying diver will utter his last, ocean-borne "Crikey!"
Rude Category:
Meyran Kraus with:
Male sexual dysfunction =
One climaxes unduly fast!
People's Names Category:
Richard Grantham with:
The Austrian neurologist, Sigmund Freud =
Genius said a fond mother nurtures guilt.
Other Names Category:
Richard Grantham with:
Bush administration =
It's bad or it's inhuman.
Medium Length Category:
Meyran Kraus with:
Pope Benedict's anti-Islam remarks in that speech have angered the Muslim world =
The Vatican spokesman pledged: "I blame it on the speechwriter, Mr. Salman Rushdie!"
Long Category:
Tony Crafter with:
The Worlds shortest Fairy Tale
Special Category:
- 1st place:
  Meyran Kraus with:
  Shakespeare's weather-themed sonnet is anagrammed into a series of 4 seasonal sonnets
- 2nd place:
  Tony Crafter with:
  THE TIMELESS WIT OF GROUCHO MARX
Awardsmaster's Choice Award for a non-winning anagram:
Rosie Perera with:
The cartoonist Matt Groening ~
got attention tracing Homer S.

List of all nominated anagrams for September 2006

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October 2006

General Category:
- 1st place:
  Rick Rothstein with:
  Religious fundamentalist =
  Futile rituals in God's name.
- 2nd place:
  Meyran Kraus with:
  Traditional wedding ceremonies =
  Two declaring "I do" need a minister.
- 3rd place:
  Andrew Brehaut with:
  Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned =
  Her hormones can kill any who default!
Entertainment Category:
Andrew Brehaut with:
Captain James T. Kirk of the Starship Enterprise =
The finest skipper in Star Trek, a major space hit.
Topical Category:
Meyran Kraus with:
A question to G.W. that he prefers to ignore: ~
When are these troops getting out of iraq?
Rude Category:
Richard Grantham with:
The bride and groom =
Get hard in bedroom.
People's Names Category:
Andrew Brehaut with:
The President of the United States of America =
Incompetent, hated head of state terrifies us.
Other Names Category:
Rick Rothstein with:
The Gideons International =
An interest in God in a hotel.
Medium Length Category:
Andrew Brehaut with:
A ham sandwich goes into a bar and the bartender declares "We don't serve any food here." =
A horse wandered into a bar. Soon the bartender came, served and said "Why the long face?"
Long Category:
Tony Crafter with:
An undertaker was working alone late one night
Special Category:
- 1st place:
  Andrew Brehaut with:
  Genesis
- 2nd place:
  Meyran Kraus with:
  The Oscar Wilde poem 'Les Silhouettes'
- 3rd place:
  Tony Crafter with:
  "If Tomorrow Never Comes" A song by Ronan Keating
Awardsmaster's Choice Award for a non-winning anagram:
lawyer2U with:
Mel Gibson =
Gin slob? Me?

List of all nominated anagrams for October 2006

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November 2006

General Category:
- 1st place:
  Richard Grantham with:
  Computer games =
  Get mouse cramp.
- 2nd place:
  Mike Mesterton-Gibbons with:
  Don't hide your light under a bushel =
  Your lantern, dude, it should be high!
- 3rd place:
  Scott Gardner with:
  Killing two birds with one stone =
  I will go strike down both in nest.
Entertainment Category:
Andrew Brehaut with:
Pirates of the Caribbean Two: Dead Man's Chest =
Sparrow's team does find cabinet at the beach.
Topical Category:
David Bourke with:
The KGB's former agent Alexander Litvinenko =
Kremlin revenge: Toxin breakfast, long death.
Rude Category:
Meyran Kraus with:
Penis enhancement surgeries =
See, puniest men garner inches!
People's Names Category:
Rosie Perera with:
United States President George W. Bush =
Unwise, desperate. Bet he's trusting God!
Other Names Category:
Rick Rothstein with:
Talking Jesus dolls... ~
it's all godless junk.
Medium Length Category:
Meyran Kraus with:
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan =
An abnormal foreign kook realizing the brutal, racist nature of some fanatic USA folk.
Long Category:
Larry Brash with:
George W. Bush meets with Her Royal Highness Queen
Special Category:
- 1st place:
  Andrew Brehaut with:
  A Recipe for Eggs Benedict
- 2nd place:
  Meyran Kraus with:
  Christina Rossetti's 'Listening' anagrammed into 3 poems.
- Equal 3rd place:
  with:
  A pianist with Tourette's Syndrome is walking the streets of Soho. [WARNING CONTAINS A LOT OF SWEAR WORDS AND SEXUAL REFERENCES]
- Equal 3rd place:
  Tony Crafter with:
  Maggie May
Awardsmaster's Choice Award for a non-winning anagram:
View with:
Beatles' Yellow Submarine =
We'll be in a stormy blue sea!

List of all nominated anagrams for November 2006

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December 2006

General Category:
- 1st place:
  Rosie Perera with:
  Oral contraceptive =
  I can protect a lover.
- 2nd place:
  Meyran Kraus with:
  The cigarette company =
  I pay them to get cancer.
- 3rd place:
  Tony Crafter with:
  An adolescent =
  Note lad's acne!
Entertainment Category:
Ellie Dent with:
Paris in the springtime ~
might inspire painters.
Topical Category:
Larry Brash with:
The Queen's Annual Christmas Day Broadcasts =
She's quite a lady, but transcends as a monarch.
Rude Category (tie):
- Andrew Brehaut with =
  Pornographic flick =
  Girl on prick of chap.
- View with:
  Penis enhancement surgeries =
  Nurse, get me spare nine inches!
People's Names Category:
Rick Rothstein with:
U.S. Secretary of Defense, Robert Michael Gates =
Rumsfeld's career? A fiasco! Better yet, he's gone!
Other Names Category:
Larry Brash with:
The Anagram Artist Windows Software =
Ah, it was so swift at word arrangement!
Medium Length Category:
Tony Crafter with:
Are 'conspiracy theories' on Princess Diana's death true? =
'No, as she perished in a routine car accident,' says report.
Awardsmaster's Challenge
Larry Brash with:
Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things.
God rest ye merry merchants,
May ye make the Yuletide pay.
Angels we have heard on high,
Tell us to go out and buy!
=
Tom Lehrer made us swoon,
Rearranging a Christmas tune.
He beheld the haughty greed,
What they buy, I do not need.
Lying market survey ploys,
Alas, kindhearted giving us toys.
Long Category:
Tony Crafter with:
ONIONS AND XMAS TREES
Special Category:
- 1st place:
  Meyran Kraus with:
  Twas The Night Before Christmas
- 2nd place:
  David Bourke with:
  THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS
- 3rd place:
  Tony Crafter with:
  HAPPY XMAS (WAR IS OVER)
Awardsmaster's Choice Award for a non-winning anagram:
Mike Mesterton-Gibbons with:
Away in a manger
No crib for a bed
The little Lord Jesus
Lay down his sweet head =
After a tired new mother's journey, a holy babe laid in swaddling clothes awes.

List of all nominated anagrams for December 2006

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Winners of the Awardsmaster's Challenges

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